Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Shaelyssa Sun Feb 19, 2012 12:52 pm
We had no mushrooms so I was playign around with some other ingredients and I just made the most delicious vegetarian pasta sauce I've ever made mmm
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Morinth Sun Feb 19, 2012 1:02 pm
Corleth wrote:Killing them isn't enough. They just come back, knowing they'll get regular WPVP. Especially in the case of Duskwood.Lexgrad wrote:Few tried to gank the TLA. Killed them a few times and they ran. Best way to deal with them.
That. Killing them gives them what they want, even if they dont win a single fight.
We've been flooded by goons, shadow of nine and whatnot up in Strom. So yah, give them what they want and theyll come for more. // Faralan
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Guest Sun Feb 19, 2012 2:34 pm
IVE WAITED FOR THIS FOR YEARS. YEARS.
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Ledgic Sun Feb 19, 2012 3:35 pm
Dunno if folk have seen this yet, but it cracked me up.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CLOps4qA5rM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_embedded&v=CLOps4qA5rM
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Thelos Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:24 pm
Still celebrating the great game of Earhtbound in avatar and signature!
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Valerias Sun Feb 19, 2012 6:30 pm
Morinth wrote:
lol'ed at this
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by corleth Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:25 pm
Take in the message, brothers and sisters.
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Seranita Mon Feb 20, 2012 4:28 pm
what.. the .. fuck... I feel sorry for whoever encoraged that kid to make an ass of himself
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Eowale Mon Feb 20, 2012 6:08 pm
That kid must be high or something. Also, is it bad if Im laughing my ass off? Cause.. I am.
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Shaelyssa Mon Feb 20, 2012 7:26 pm
Oh god hahahahah that's so funny but so adorable at the same time :)
But so evil too cause now the song's stuck in my head. Those infidels managed to convert me eep
But so evil too cause now the song's stuck in my head. Those infidels managed to convert me eep
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Shaelyssa Mon Feb 20, 2012 10:44 pm
You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
You: Greetings, traveler.
Stranger: Greetings
Stranger: earthling
You: I am the extra-terrestrial and all knowing entity known as Simwai.
Stranger: Hey can i ask you a question?
You: I am no earthling, my friend. I am Simwai.
You: Of course, for I am Simwai and all knowing.
Stranger: You want to take up in the ass?
You: My inner most cavity is infinite and is open to all lost souls seeking sanctuary.
You: Accept me into your heart, and you may enter my inner most sanctum.
You: Within, you will find eternal bliss and the meaning of life.
You: Do you accept my proposal?
Stranger: you mean your anus?
Stranger: indeed
You: That is the gateway to the Sanctum of Simwai.
Stranger: well i have the key
You: The question is though, will it fit the keyhole?
You: Many have tried to enter the Sanctum of Simwai, but many have failed.
Stranger: i'll just use a condom if thats what your saying.
Stranger: flexible rubber
Stranger: trojan for the best
You: Proceed.
Stranger: (puts on rubber)........
Stranger: Ahh thats feels better
Stranger: (proceeds to put penis inside chamber turns like key, unlocks gateway)
You: (The gateway opens)
Stranger: My friend i have done it.
You: Congratulations, traveler. You have succeeded in opening the gateway to the Sanctum of Simwai. Are you prepared to enter the Sanctum now?
Stranger: May let the spermlets tingle inside the gateway as it produces our siblings.
Stranger: indeed
You: Your key was too large of the gateway. You have upset the Sanctum of Simwai. A mudslide approaches!
Stranger: ... you mean shit?
LOL I love omegle
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Eowale Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:28 pm
I have something from Omegle to share aswell. It was so amusing.
I was going to keep on going but I got bored with the guys sloppy attitude.
I was going to keep on going but I got bored with the guys sloppy attitude.
- Spoiler:
- You're now chatting with a random stranger. Say hi!
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: Welcome, mortal.
Stranger: U m/f??
You: This is the pit of destruction. You have three paths to take. The first path leads to the stairs of Doom. The second one to the skyscraper of Fire and the final one to the car of Evil. What is your choice?
Stranger: Car obvs
Stranger: So u a guy or girl???
You: My gender is not of the moment.
You: It is all.
You: And everything.
You: And yet nothing.
You: You have entered the car. In the passanger seat, there's a old woman with a knife. You have a choice to go out and die by hungry bears. Or stay in the car and try to kill the old woman. There's a 50/50 that you will survive. Which one do you take?
Stranger: Kill old lady, cook meat to live
You: You have successfully killed the old lady! You can either use the meat as fuel for the car or to eat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Half of it fuel for car and other half to eat
Stranger: So r u a guy or girl???
You: Again, mortal, my gender is not important. Your life is.
Stranger: It fucking is important u fool!
You: It is not! How is my gender important to your survivial?!
Stranger: Just is ok, it will keep me going
You: As you drive, you end up at a crossroad. To your right, it's the way to the Canyon of Filth. To your left, is the Valley of Shadow. To go into each of these, you must use your last fuel and your last meat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Which is better fith or shadow
You: In the Canyon of Filth, there's a dirty old prostitute with uncountable sexual transmited diseases. She can sate your lust but not feed you unless you kill her. In the Valley of Shadow, there's a black man that has a gun. He can protect you, but can't feed you either unless you kill him. If you kill him, the gun will be yours, but you will only have six bullets. What is your choice?
Stranger: Shadow
You: You have entered the Valley of Shadow! The black man is trying to shoot you with his gun! You can chose to use two weapons. The first one is a crowbar given to you by Gordon Freeman. The second one is a hammer that you found in the trunk of the car. Incase the man shoots you, there will only be five bullets left. What is your choice?
Stranger: Throw crowbar at him and hit him with hammer
You: Your crowbar hits the man in the face! He shoots and misses the bullet, leaving only five bullets in the gun. You can use his body for fuel or for food. How do you act?
Stranger: Half Nd half again
You: Well done! You have aquired a gun with five bullets! Use it wisely! The crowbar is almost broken though, so be carefull! You now drive out of the valley of Shadow. To your left, there's a gas station. It has three people, an old man, an old woman and a innocent boy living there. To get food, fuel and water, you must either kill them or give them the hammer and crowbar as payment. What do you chose?
Stranger: Kill em
You: You have killed three innocent people! Oh the horror! Your gun now only have two bullets left! Be carefull! They might run out! You have now stocked up on food and gas for a long while. Do you wish to use the three peoples bodies as fuel and food?
Stranger: Yesh
Stranger: I will Fuk the old lady for my sexuall pleasure
You: You'd fuck an old dead lady?! Disgusting!
You have disconnected.
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Velynia Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:35 pm
Oh, Omegle. How you amuse me.
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Guest Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:43 pm
Lol that actually you?
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Lyniath Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:47 pm
So....
Omegle is for sexually frustrated 12 year olds, and people who like to troll them?
Omegle is for sexually frustrated 12 year olds, and people who like to troll them?
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Shaelyssa Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:48 pm
Eowale wrote:I have something from Omegle to share aswell. It was so amusing.
I was going to keep on going but I got bored with the guys sloppy attitude.
- Spoiler:
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: Welcome, mortal.
Stranger: U m/f??
You: This is the pit of destruction. You have three paths to take. The first path leads to the stairs of Doom. The second one to the skyscraper of Fire and the final one to the car of Evil. What is your choice?
Stranger: Car obvs
Stranger: So u a guy or girl???
You: My gender is not of the moment.
You: It is all.
You: And everything.
You: And yet nothing.
You: You have entered the car. In the passanger seat, there's a old woman with a knife. You have a choice to go out and die by hungry bears. Or stay in the car and try to kill the old woman. There's a 50/50 that you will survive. Which one do you take?
Stranger: Kill old lady, cook meat to live
You: You have successfully killed the old lady! You can either use the meat as fuel for the car or to eat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Half of it fuel for car and other half to eat
Stranger: So r u a guy or girl???
You: Again, mortal, my gender is not important. Your life is.
Stranger: It fucking is important u fool!
You: It is not! How is my gender important to your survivial?!
Stranger: Just is ok, it will keep me going
You: As you drive, you end up at a crossroad. To your right, it's the way to the Canyon of Filth. To your left, is the Valley of Shadow. To go into each of these, you must use your last fuel and your last meat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Which is better fith or shadow
You: In the Canyon of Filth, there's a dirty old prostitute with uncountable sexual transmited diseases. She can sate your lust but not feed you unless you kill her. In the Valley of Shadow, there's a black man that has a gun. He can protect you, but can't feed you either unless you kill him. If you kill him, the gun will be yours, but you will only have six bullets. What is your choice?
Stranger: Shadow
You: You have entered the Valley of Shadow! The black man is trying to shoot you with his gun! You can chose to use two weapons. The first one is a crowbar given to you by Gordon Freeman. The second one is a hammer that you found in the trunk of the car. Incase the man shoots you, there will only be five bullets left. What is your choice?
Stranger: Throw crowbar at him and hit him with hammer
You: Your crowbar hits the man in the face! He shoots and misses the bullet, leaving only five bullets in the gun. You can use his body for fuel or for food. How do you act?
Stranger: Half Nd half again
You: Well done! You have aquired a gun with five bullets! Use it wisely! The crowbar is almost broken though, so be carefull! You now drive out of the valley of Shadow. To your left, there's a gas station. It has three people, an old man, an old woman and a innocent boy living there. To get food, fuel and water, you must either kill them or give them the hammer and crowbar as payment. What do you chose?
Stranger: Kill em
You: You have killed three innocent people! Oh the horror! Your gun now only have two bullets left! Be carefull! They might run out! You have now stocked up on food and gas for a long while. Do you wish to use the three peoples bodies as fuel and food?
Stranger: Yesh
Stranger: I will Fuk the old lady for my sexuall pleasure
You: You'd fuck an old dead lady?! Disgusting!
You have disconnected.
LOL!
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Eowale Mon Feb 20, 2012 11:59 pm
Yes.Perturbo wrote:Lol that actually you?
I know, right?Shaelyssa wrote:Eowale wrote:I have something from Omegle to share aswell. It was so amusing.
I was going to keep on going but I got bored with the guys sloppy attitude.
- Spoiler:
Stranger: Hey
Stranger: Asl
You: Welcome, mortal.
Stranger: U m/f??
You: This is the pit of destruction. You have three paths to take. The first path leads to the stairs of Doom. The second one to the skyscraper of Fire and the final one to the car of Evil. What is your choice?
Stranger: Car obvs
Stranger: So u a guy or girl???
You: My gender is not of the moment.
You: It is all.
You: And everything.
You: And yet nothing.
You: You have entered the car. In the passanger seat, there's a old woman with a knife. You have a choice to go out and die by hungry bears. Or stay in the car and try to kill the old woman. There's a 50/50 that you will survive. Which one do you take?
Stranger: Kill old lady, cook meat to live
You: You have successfully killed the old lady! You can either use the meat as fuel for the car or to eat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Half of it fuel for car and other half to eat
Stranger: So r u a guy or girl???
You: Again, mortal, my gender is not important. Your life is.
Stranger: It fucking is important u fool!
You: It is not! How is my gender important to your survivial?!
Stranger: Just is ok, it will keep me going
You: As you drive, you end up at a crossroad. To your right, it's the way to the Canyon of Filth. To your left, is the Valley of Shadow. To go into each of these, you must use your last fuel and your last meat. Which one do you chose?
Stranger: Which is better fith or shadow
You: In the Canyon of Filth, there's a dirty old prostitute with uncountable sexual transmited diseases. She can sate your lust but not feed you unless you kill her. In the Valley of Shadow, there's a black man that has a gun. He can protect you, but can't feed you either unless you kill him. If you kill him, the gun will be yours, but you will only have six bullets. What is your choice?
Stranger: Shadow
You: You have entered the Valley of Shadow! The black man is trying to shoot you with his gun! You can chose to use two weapons. The first one is a crowbar given to you by Gordon Freeman. The second one is a hammer that you found in the trunk of the car. Incase the man shoots you, there will only be five bullets left. What is your choice?
Stranger: Throw crowbar at him and hit him with hammer
You: Your crowbar hits the man in the face! He shoots and misses the bullet, leaving only five bullets in the gun. You can use his body for fuel or for food. How do you act?
Stranger: Half Nd half again
You: Well done! You have aquired a gun with five bullets! Use it wisely! The crowbar is almost broken though, so be carefull! You now drive out of the valley of Shadow. To your left, there's a gas station. It has three people, an old man, an old woman and a innocent boy living there. To get food, fuel and water, you must either kill them or give them the hammer and crowbar as payment. What do you chose?
Stranger: Kill em
You: You have killed three innocent people! Oh the horror! Your gun now only have two bullets left! Be carefull! They might run out! You have now stocked up on food and gas for a long while. Do you wish to use the three peoples bodies as fuel and food?
Stranger: Yesh
Stranger: I will Fuk the old lady for my sexuall pleasure
You: You'd fuck an old dead lady?! Disgusting!
You have disconnected.
LOL!
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Yarnaat Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:45 pm
I'm booooooreeeeeeed, someone come up with a good suggestion for what to do. :<
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Seranita Tue Feb 21, 2012 3:46 pm
come to my place and be my gimp for a month!
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Yarnaat Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:07 pm
What the heck is a gimp? o_O
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Re: Tzeentch's Thread of Everchanging Topics
by Shaelyssa Tue Feb 21, 2012 4:14 pm
Hmm it's a kind of person who's into unorthdox and weird things and activities. Corleth is one, for example.
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