Skyrim - Xbox,Ps3,PC!!!!!!

Dharum wrote:For those having various sharp objectives sticking to them, open console and type sexchange. Changes your body model to the opposite sex and resets the model and so on, then you can sexchange back (doesn't do anything to your head so no worries)

If you are on console... enjoy having that iceshard poke out of your arse rest of the game

*raises fist in anger, cuts hand off due to the ice shard sticking out of him*

See! PC is supperior!

SeXbox forever!

Only fools get sighted and allow the enemy to pierce them with ice shards.

Morinth wrote:SeXbox forever!

Only fools get sighted and allow the enemy to pierce them with ice shards.

*has heart pierced by a ice shard*
*activates nord racial passive*
It's just a fleshwound!

I've never suffered a permanent ice shard.
<3

I've never had an ice sharded hit me.

Then again, I've usually looted the entire dungeon and visited a town ten miles away to sell the goods before the enemy's hit the floor.

You may be a ninja, but ALL ELK FEAR MY IRON ARROWS!

Lyniath wrote:You may be a ninja, but ALL ELK FEAR MY IRON ARROWS!

No one fears me. Because the motherfuckers don't live to tell about me.

Also. I saw this, and facepalmed. Then I saw one guys reply and lol'd.

Spoiler:

LOLOLOL!!!

I pointed out that he had misspelled FUS RO DAH! But that he was still a Legend in my eyes.

Also Mori: what's the point being a ninja if people don't fear you?

Lyniath wrote:Also Mori: what's the point being a ninja if people don't fear you?

What's the point of people recognising you and having to pay off the guards? Or spending time in the cells? No thanks!

That's why you make the guards fear you.
Muhahahaha

... Guards don't fear. They stupidly throw themselves upon your blade, never learning. Their disruptions aggravate Seris's business trips. People don't want to buy stuff from you when they're inflicted with the immense fear that she inflicts. I'd have to kill them afterwards.

I don't want to run out of vendors, do I?

I did that in Fallout 3 xD
I went insane, and suddenly none of the vendors in the Capital Wasteland had heads.

I used to pickpocket people and leave them grenades.

BACK TO SKYRIM!
And Susie, add meeeeee on LIVE.

But only if your ever actually on.

... I'm always on. Some random person added me the other day, I thought it was you. :O What's your id?

thePYR0M4N14C

It's a zero, not an O

And I know it's silly, but it was before my genderly-ambiguous online name was Kvålheim, and I can't use Lilly on my brothers xbox.

I had a really stressy and shitty day filled with unpleasant surprises.

I log on to skyrim just to do one quest really to calm myself. I see a book bugging out and hitting a guy I was talking to in the face. The guy gets shot across the word, up in the air to I don't know where. I was in Windhelm and I'm pretty sure he reached Solitude.

I will tomorrow make it my job to find his corpse and honour him as first flying man. Maybe his mother was a dragon.

Thank you skyrim for the laughs <3

Nithel wrote:I had a really stressy and shitty day filled with unpleasant surprises.

I log on to skyrim just to do one quest really to calm myself. I see a book bugging out and hitting a guy I was talking to in the face. The guy gets shot across the word, up in the air to I don't know where. I was in Windhelm and I'm pretty sure he reached Solitude.

I will tomorrow make it my job to find his corpse and honour him as first flying man. Maybe his mother was a dragon.

Thank you skyrim for the laughs <3

AHAHAHAHAHA!!! XD

Say, is that a haft, or are you very happy to see me?

Spoiler:

Just had the most epic dragon fight; rather than the usual bullshit flying about and never landing, this one divebombed, swooped, in general it was awesome. And ended...epicly;

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Meanwhile in Skyrim.

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