Fun stories from the server

by **Ehrfürchtige Bennedict** Mon Feb 22, 2010 2:18 am

So, share your fun stories of roleplay or just anything regarding the server that is amusing.

Secrets are welcome§

by **Dorik Thunderbelly** Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:52 am

Funny conversation bits:

Dorik: "Brawn beats brain anyday!"

Dorik:"You mean you're giving me homework? What is this school?"
Gogol: "Believe me Dorik, if it was, you'd fail."

Ledgic:"Let me guess, you were drunk again?"
Dorik:"Indeed, I woke up married to a pineapple, an *ugly* pineapple"
Ledgic:"Wonderfull, how did that work out"
Dorik:"Fruit salad..."

Dorik:"This is the battle plan, they're there, we're here, we go there and break em, break em, break em! That's how we do it,any questions?
Rithen:"Have you Dwarves allways been this silly?"
Dorik:"Yes!"

Dorik: "So we need to turn left here or right?"
Jomir:"Left is the right direction"
Dorik:"So it's left"
Jomir:"That's right."
Dorik:"Wait, then it's right?"
Jomir:"No Dorik, Left!"
Dorik: "Right, got it!"

by **(Goggy) - Exilius** Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:54 am

The last one cracked me up Very Happy

by Guest Mon Feb 22, 2010 11:55 am

Dwarves are priceless, indeed.

by **Nayan** Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:04 pm

Not IC, but still cracking me up... TBC days, Old Hillsbrad HC, if I remember correctly. Ferlaye needed repairs. Pchat went like this:

[Ferlaye]: Damn it, I'm all read >_>
[Kaz]: Red's good. Red's the colour of passion. *nod*
[Ferlaye]: Yeah. And anger. >: (
[Zigtuul]: AND FIRETRUCKS LOL

Here's a couple more TBC "short stories", words are not necessary I think:
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by **Kozgugore Feraleye** Mon Feb 22, 2010 12:16 pm

Just a small excerpt from the very chaotic event that is the birth of an orc pup.

22:06:59 [Morgeth]: Shut up!
22:07:23 [Morgeth]: W'en y'ave 'ad pups y'self, y'can come back an' lecture f'now.. SHUT THE HELL UP!
22:07:23 Norviskrall peers at Spirit Beast searchingly.
22:07:28 Morgeth eyes Norviskrall up and down.
22:07:34 [Norviskrall]: What?
22:07:35 [Morgeth]: BE THIS A FRICKIN' PETTIN' GROUND?!
22:07:39 [Morgeth]: OUT!
22:07:48 Norviskrall steps back blinking.
22:08:13 Morgeth wheezes, snarling angrily as she stares back at Kozgugore.
22:08:22 [Norviskrall]: I regret to hear Morgeth yelling more than usual... that is a bit unex-unexpected.
22:08:23 Grogash waves at Norviskrall.
22:08:28 [Morgeth]: Would y'mind if I ... -kill- y'entire tribe?! Save Mazguul, since she be at least VAGUELY USEFUL!
22:08:51 [Grogash]: Hang in there, friends.
22:08:53 [Mazguul]: Morgeth, go, lie, down. It will be easier. Afterwards we can go kill the rest of the tribe together

Nayan wrote:[Zigtuul]: AND FIRETRUCKS LOL

<3 good old Ziggie.

by **Guldujenu** Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:23 pm

One thing i especially remember from the old days in the The Old Lordaeron Legion. Imagine an houer of boosting one of our dear female roleplayers in the guild with all "Kill those too, dont forget those. Why did you go afk for so long?" etc...

[Tjez]: Don't go so far, wait for me!
[Tjez]: You there?

[Ventos]: Why did we ever allow females in to the Legion? why? ...
[Tjez]: ....

by **Dorik Thunderbelly** Mon Feb 22, 2010 3:36 pm

A few more memorable ones:

Dorik:"The situation looks bad, real bad, worse then me grandpa's knickers"

Burgen:"You can't drink on duty Dorik, you're a disgrace to that uniform"
Dorik:*puts out uniform and drinks a stout* *Puts uniform on again*
Burgen:*sigh*

Barlum:"You allways seem to disagree with me!"
Dorik:"Now that ain't true at all!"

Dorik:"Don't worry about it, I'll use presuation and reason to calm them"
*holds up left fist* "This is persuation" *holds up right fist* and this is reason.

Random DK: "Stay out of it shortface"
Dorik:"You call that in insult? You ballet-dancing, pink tutu-wearing, anvil-dropping perfumed cave-in"!

by **Geldar** Mon Feb 22, 2010 6:55 pm

"[Zanazuah] whispers: Why do u keep camping me?
To [Zanazuah] : That is a rather retorical question.
[Zanazuah] whispers: What is retorical?
To [Zanazuah] : Something your mind isnt developed enough to understand, but allow me to simplify it for you:
To [Zanazuah] : NO U
Zanazuah is ignoring you."

by **Navoe** Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:05 am

Dorik Thunderbelly wrote:
Random DK: "Stay out of it shortface"
Dorik:"You call that in insult? You ballet-dancing, pink tutu-wearing, anvil-dropping perfumed cave-in"!

You only said that it was a bad insult!

... And I said Shortfaced Drunk. :>

by **Halya** Tue Feb 23, 2010 7:40 am

"But... Do we need this many men for a simple patrol?"
"Its about making our presence felt."
"Besides, more eyes and ears, and more swords can't hurt."

"But... I don't have a sword."

Or, I understand this particular line elicited some laughs when said in the Blade.

"I don't know why I ever ask questions here more, the answer invariably seems to lead to genitalia and two more questions..."

by **Winterbloom** Tue Feb 23, 2010 11:13 pm

When Winterbloom broke into a house in Ironforge.

Guy: Just what do you think you're doing!?
Winter: I.. Err.. You come here often? Teehee.
Guy: I live here..
Winter: You too?! How come I've never seen you before?

by **Trohad** Wed Feb 24, 2010 9:33 am

Winterbloom wrote:When Winterbloom broke into a house in Ironforge.

Guy: Just what do you think you're doing!?
Winter: I.. Err.. You come here often? Teehee.
Guy: I live here..
Winter: You too?! How come I've never seen you before?

Do you by any chance still know wich person that was ?
I don't know why but that line seems VERY familiar..

by **Baròth / Olian** Wed Feb 24, 2010 8:23 pm

Geldar wrote:"[Zanazuah] whispers: Why do u keep camping me?
To [Zanazuah] : That is a rather retorical question.
[Zanazuah] whispers: What is retorical?
To [Zanazuah] : Something your mind isnt developed enough to understand, but allow me to simplify it for you:
To [Zanazuah] : NO U
Zanazuah is ignoring you."

I Lol'ed irl xD

by **(Goggy) - Exilius** Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:13 pm

So I told this guy a Joke, and then he said..
'' I Lol'ed irl xD
And then I said, '' Where else would you lol 'moron?

(( No hard feelings Baroth, this thread didn't mention anything about bad jokes, so how could I possibly not contribute in my own way? What a Face

))

by **Ehrfürchtige Bennedict** Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:22 pm

Was going to say that myself, but meh...

by Guest Wed Feb 24, 2010 10:38 pm

I only had it on screenshots.
I as his friend told him to remove the swatstika.
Which he was offended by, and it lead do that. =]

I also openly offended him while being his friend. ^_^ I think he had it with me.
/shrug

by **Winterbloom** Wed Feb 24, 2010 11:07 pm

Trohad wrote:
Winterbloom wrote:When Winterbloom broke into a house in Ironforge.

Guy: Just what do you think you're doing!?
Winter: I.. Err.. You come here often? Teehee.
Guy: I live here..
Winter: You too?! How come I've never seen you before?

Do you by any chance still know wich person that was ?
I don't know why but that line seems VERY familiar..

I honestly can't remember. Sorry. You're thinking it might have been you? Smile

Another funny little incident.

As I'm riding past Goldshire on my horse, wearing my fierce cultist-garbs (on the way to conquer Deadwind Pass), some random level 1 warlock goes /e bites Winterbloom in the neck and then whispers me "ure gonna be a vampire in 6 mins or so "

by **Nayan** Thu Feb 25, 2010 1:40 pm

I remember that incident, you have posted it in realm forums too, haven't you? ^^

by **Winterbloom** Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:18 pm

Busted!

Another fun little moment was when Magtheridon was down and Goldshire was crawling with PvPers. A guy whispers me "why the f*** are you wearing a tuxedo set??? no stats lol" I then told him about the secret set-bonus you got if you collected the whole set, and then he was like "oh right. i forgot about that : ))"

by **Nayan** Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:25 pm

"no stats"??? He's clearly never heard of Gharb's hat...

by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:39 pm

Nayan wrote:"no stats"??? He's clearly never heard of Gharb's hat...

Gharb's hat is like T1-10 combined multiplied by 42 Twisted Evil

by **Mandui** Thu Feb 25, 2010 2:40 pm

3 am Stormwind general chat:

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Winner of the Best Monologue At Late Hours Award.

by **Shriyaro** Thu Feb 25, 2010 3:37 pm

Wow's god awful chat system strikes again!

by Guest Thu Feb 25, 2010 5:14 pm

Threads like these make me wish I had more epicness from Horde /2.

Seriously, that thing is like a breeding ground of stupid and win. AT THE SAME TIME.

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