The Little Big Brewery: Special Deal

The Little Big Brewery, although less than a day old and run by Dwarves, Human and Gnomes, are looking for extravagant human women to be Courtesans.

The Brewery are in need of the Courtesans to be extra nice to rich male customers and do as they command, to reel in extra money.

Up to be a Courtesan?: Batter your long eyelashes and put on your black mageweave leggings/ripped ogre lioncloths and get working for your pay.

**You must also be able to speak charmingly, know how to clean up and know the best way to get a man hammerd!**

OUTRAGIOUS!

*Imprisons traiterous Kaldorei willing to humilate themselves and their kind.*

Though honestly, a night elf dressing up like a cheap toy does sound rather character breaking.

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Well I'll see if I get any. If not I'll get some human girls in. *nod*

We tried several times t'get Shann laid, but she was completely oblivious and then was disgusted when she figured it out. XD Poor thing.

I was considering to peruse the brewery but if theres flappies around, it would deter me.

xD Flappies. There was a couple, and one didn't understand common at all. So we tried explaining ourselves using crude sign language. Gyrating hips, etc. She backed off.

You desecrate the label of 'courtesan' by associating it with the description of such cheap whores!!

Ahem.

On a more helpful note, I kind of agree with the posters above that advertising solely for night elves might not work out well. Not to say that there are no night elves who might be found in a Stormwind bar, but it seems terribly unlikely given their proud and long-lived nature in lore. And as much as it's more typical, maybe you should consider human girls.

I want to see some hot dwarven lasses!

Anyhow, I'd say night elves may not be the optimal choise no. Humans would be good.

Tsurana wrote:OUTRAGIOUS!

*Imprisons traiterous Kaldorei willing to humilate themselves and their kind.*

Though honestly, a night elf dressing up like a cheap toy does sound rather character breaking.

Surely you could say the same about Muslim strippers and prostitutes in London? It's not character breaking at all, it's unreasonable expectations of people of a particular culture simply because the majority of them conform.

I'd still prefer to see more...home grown courtesans. Gnomes/Humans/Dwarves simply because it would look more natural and lead to less of the above comments.

Character Breaking! Hmph. Every character has their own personality, they're not all the same! And they'll change constantly, depending on decisions made by them and others around them. So really, it wouldn't be so outrageous to see a Night Elf courtesan. She (Or he!) will most likely have become this way due to the things happening to and around her. (Or him!)

Well it's not that it would be impossible of course... but it would be more likely for there to be night elf courtesans in Darnassus rather than in Stormwind, y'know? Of course someone might come up with a reason for their night elf to be exactly this, and do a good job with it, but I think some of us are having images of the bad RP that does sometimes come of night elves walking around SW and slutting it up like human teenagers.

Yep. I've changed my Trade macro anyway to human girls. I'll do the same here.

Updated again! Humans are now allow to join our ranks! female or not. We are still in need of the courtesans however!

Lire would be an awesome Bartender/Bouncer, but she'd punch you out if your hands strayed.

Then if Lire pasted the recruitment interview, Lire'd be hired!

And please guys! If Jesmund asks you to be a prostitute don't go too far being outraged he's incredibly stupid and simple ><

Hahaha! He is a genious character.

Yup xD

How often would one be required to attend the bar, if one were to sign up as a courtesan?

I'm wanting to get back into bar-rp but sadly, the Horde doesn't have many awesome bars. :< And my current barwench/bouncer is in a drunken stupor 24/7 and knocking out front teeth..

Sooo, I've been pondering getting into alliance-side RP a bit. However, I'm not able to be horribly active, as the SGE is taking up most of my time.

I could manage a night or two every week though

Come come! Then we can work once again in the same tavern xD (bisheh)

Well are normal requirements are getting on two nights a week as like last night it can get incredibly busy!

And Jkeeto here if you recognise me from the SGE!

Ah mai gaah! Bisheh!!! *flops about and ninjahugs*
Hmm Jkeeto.. Rings a bell.. But that's ages ago, no?

I'll see what I can do though Gots to get my internets fixed first, then I'll have a nosey about What time do you usually open?

It's 24/7 but I normally go in to work at around 16:00 server time.