If your character was an RTS hero!

Simple really, after playing a few games of Warcraft 3, got me wondering what your guys' toons phrases and spells would be if they were to be a hero based in an RTS game, I'll use WC3 as the most relevant example!

Mozrogg Doomhowl

Upon Selection
"Ghrm..?"
"Aye?"
"What d'yer want eh?"

Movement Order
"Ghrm, get a move on!"
"Dabu.."
"Onward to glory!"

Attack Order
"Lok'tar Ogar! Blood fer the Horde!"
"Make 'em taste death!"
"Rend 'em limb from limb! Fer the Warsong!"
"They will fear the name Doomhowl! -Insert blood curdling roar here-"

Clicked one too many times
"Eh? Bit forward ain't yer, not even brought me a grog yet!"
"By Grom's axe yer be a persistent whelp!"
"Heh, a little too the right, -moans suggestively- Ah! That be the spot a'right!"

Spells

Enrage A passive ability that gives a 10/20/30% chance to increase Mozrogg's damage by 10% each time he takes damage.
Battle Shout Increases allied units attack by 15/25/35% if within the vicinity when cast
Sudden Death Gives Mozrogg a 5/10/15% chance to immediately kill any non hero unit, granting Mozrogg a temporary attack speed buff.
Cry of the Warsong Mozrogg howls with fury, increasing his health, damage and attack speed by 40% for 15 seconds, he is immune to all spells during this duration.

Would you be up for a match or two? I love playing the normal melee (One of the few that seems to do so).

But, I'll bite.

Mineral Coppersocket
Shieldmaiden (Str)

Selection
"Standing ready"
"Greetings."
"Orders?"

Movement
"Understood."
"Very well."
"Moving out."

Attack
"Shields up!"
"Ram them!"
"For Gnomeregan!"

Annoyed
"Gnomeregan will be reclaimed."
"You are starting to annoy me."
"I stand loyal to the Alliance, and to my people. Yet I have to work with someone like You. What could I have done to deserve this?"

Edit: Seems I forgot spells.

Spells
Devotion Aura - Gives surrounding allied units 3/4/5 bonus armor
Charge - Charges a target, stunning it for 3/4/5 seconds. (1/2/3 on hero)
Spell Reflect (Passive) - Reflects spells directed at the shieldmaiden (Cooldown: 35/25/15)
Ramming Speed - Every ally within a 30 yards distance gain 400% movement speed and all their attacks stun (1second stun), for 3 seconds.
(SFX: Shouts "CHAAARGE!")

Rargnasha Bloodmark

Selection
"Mok'ra"
"Ghrm-hrm.."
"I answer the call."

Movement
"At once."
"Moving!"
*Muttered under his breath.* "Hoping this is the right direction."

Attack
"For the Horde!"
"For the Blood of the Tribe!"
"Rise up, sons and daugthers of the Horde!"

Annoyed
"Don't you have an army to lead?"
"Perhaps you should let me take over.."
"Commander, I've heard of a secret ritual that will grant all of your units immense power. Press and hold these following keys: Alt and F4."

Death
"Not yet! Not ye-"

Thorvald Silverlight

Selection
"Commander?"
"Hail."
"Aye?"

Movement
"At once."
"It shall be done."
"To adventure!"

Attack
"For Lordaeron!"
"By light be purged!"
"The light is with us!"
"Bring it on!"
"For the Bridgelancers!"
0,5% "LEEEEERRRROOOOOYYYY JEEEEENNNNKIIIIINNNSSS!"

Annoyed
"Stop it."
"Its the Hunters fault!"
"Death to all those who appose the light!"
"Incompetent fool, stop poking meeee!"

Death
"Allonia.."
"Manderson.."
"Worth.. It.."
"For the.. Bridgelancers.."

Spells
Charge: Charges an enemy with a spear enchanted by the holy light, piercing the enemy and stunning him for 3/5/7 seconds.
Divine Blessing: Passive ability that increases holy damage and armor by 5/10/20%
Call of Arms: Summon 2/4/8 divine beings that fights on your side for 15/25/35 seconds, damage stacks with your stats.
Holy Matron: A holy being that resurrect you if you were to fall in battle with a 90 seconds cooldown, upon resurrection soldiers around you are inspired and receives 12% extra damage until the last foe falls.

Eldiros Almadros


Selection

"you again..."
"Time is magic, friend."
"Stupidity.. I can sense it.."
"The Shadows beckon"

Movement

"If I must.."
"Has it ever crossed your mind that I have other things to do?"
"right away, illiterate twa- I mean, My Lord.."

Attack

"The Darkness will take you!"
"Fear me!"
"Oblivion awaits!"

Annoyed

"You possess the intellect of a Kobold."
"Can you even muster the adequate brain-capacity to- Stop poking me!!!"
"Don't touch me, I'm evil."
"I never drink.. wine.."

Death

"we will meet.. again.."

Gerard Rowling

Selection
''What now?''
*sigh* ''Who needs their asses kicked this time?''
0.01%''Officer High Morale, ready to serve.''

Movement
''Careful.''
''Open eyes.''
''Steady..''

Attack
''Here I come!''
''Like the good old days!''
''I will strike you down!''
''I will be your end!''

Annoyed
''Fair enough.''
''You're almost as frustrating as taking care of a sick horse, ugh.''
''I can chop anyone I want down, including you.''

Death
''Darryl... your.. memory...''
''This.. is... not.. the end...
''S-so, here.. it.. ends..''

Muzjhath Farstride
Bowmaster (Agi)

Selection

"What?" Annoyed voice.
"I'm here ..."
"Aye?"

Movement

"On my way!"
"Right"
"Dabu"

Attack

"..."
"At them!"
"Kill, kill them all!" -If target is human.

Annoyed

"If ye do that again I'll stab you."
<Sounds of a hand getting stabbed>
"Have to kill them all! Show them the mercy they didn't show us!"

Death

"Damn ye Sharptongue!"
"... Not yet, humans are still alive!" -If humans around.

Spells

Elemental Arrows A passive ability that unlocks more elements each level with a % chance of procking (only one per attack). Wind; 5%/7,5%/10%/12,5%, pirces target to hit one behind for 75% of damage. Water; 5%/10%/15%, gives debuff "Drenched" and lowers attackspeed by 10% for 3 seconds. Earth; 10%/20%, stuns the target for 0,5/1 seconds. Fire; 5% Explodes and causes tripple damage but Muzjhath gets a debuff which causes her to take 20 damage over 4 seconds. (Chance for procs going in order of unlocking. Should be something of a 30-35% chance of getting procs in total)
Evasion Passive that adds 15/20/25/30% dodge chance
Wind Walk Gives stealth and increases movement speed (Exact same skill as Blademaster hero unit)
Lone Wolf Passive, Muzjath gains damage done and movement speed while taking less damage if sufficiently away from allied units or buildings.

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Marogg Stonefist
Champion (Str)

Selection

"Throm'ka!"
"Orders?"
"You remind me of someone ..."

Movement

"As you wish!"
"I can do that."
"I know where that is!"

Attacking

"Lok'tar Ogar!"
"For the Horde!"
"For the Red Blades!"
"For Bleeding Hollow!"

Annoyance

"Let me sleep!"
"If you don't stop I'll tell you stories about the good old days!"
"..."
"Well, when I was a lad you'd never be allowed to keep going like this!"

Death

"It's not your fault."

Spells

Throw Throws the target unit towards your back, stunning it. Range and stun duration goes up with levels. 1/1,5/2/2,5 seconds. (I don't know range enough to get that out)
Burst of speed Doubles movement speed for a time 5/10/15/20 Seconds
Bloodlust A Passive, gives 10% increased damage whenever a killing blow is delivered, non stacking. Lasts for 5/10/15/20 seconds.
Headbutt Headbutts the target, dealing 150% damage and stuns for 3 seconds.

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Creating the spells was by far the most fun. =D

Luk

Upon Selection
"Ready to work"
"Yes?"
"Hmmm?"
"What do you want?"
"Something need doing?"


Movement Order

"I can do that."
"Be happy to."
"Work work."
"Okey dokey."


Attack Order

"OK!"
"Get 'em!"
"I'll try..."


Clicked one too many times

"Whaaat?"
"Me busy. Leave me alone!"
"No time for play."
"Me not that kind of orc!"

Nexiax
Blood Knight (Str)

Selection

"Commander."
"Yes commander?"
"How can I help?"

Movement

"Right away."
"On my way, Commander."
"Moving."

Attacking

"For the light!"
"Justice!"
"To battle!"

Annoyance

"Why don't you focus yourself on the enemy?"
"Stop that."
"Hey!"
"Get off of me!"

Death

"I go...To the light..."

Spells

Holy Shock Shock the enemy with the light for 150/300/450 damage, or heal an ally for 100/200/300 health
Prism of light Deal 75/150/225 damage to all enemies in a cone in front of you, or heal all allies in the same cone for 50/100/150 health.
Healing Switch from dealing damage to keeping your allies alive with healing in stead of auto attacking. Also changes your spells to healing spells. With each level, the healing done is increased.
Empowered by the light Empower yourself with the grace of the light, dealing 400 damage to all enemy units around you or 300 healing to all allies around you. Also increases the rate in which attacks or heals are made by 20%, as well as reducing the cooldown of all spells by one second for a duration of twelve seconds.

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Might be a little OP, haven't played WC3 in a while

Sir Beladon Indarys

Upon Selection
"Light be praised!"
"What would you ask of me?"
"Yes sir?"

Movement Order
"Advancing"
"May the light guide our path!"
"Moving out sir!"

Attack Order
"For the glory of the Alliance! Chaaaarge!"
"End them quickly brothers and sisters!"
" Show them the meaning of righteous fury!"
" None can withstand our faith!"

Clicked one too many times
"I find that rather inappropriate"
""
"With respect sir, do you not have bigger concerns!"

Death
"At last, peace..."

Spells
Devotion Aura - Increases armor of allies 3/4/5
Consecration - A wave of holy flames burns all those around the caster. Deals additional damage to undead and demons. (Each point increases the damage)
Divine fury - Increases the damage of allies around the caster for a short period of time (Each point increases damage and time)
Ressurection - Raises some fallen soldiers to fight on once more

This character would be more focused as supporting and buffing rather than directly engaging, so wouldn't be a big hitter, but would be rather sturdy.

Theodoric Schneider
Law abiding citizen(Agi)

Upon Selection
"Yes?"
"Anything up?"
"Don't you have anything better to do?"

Movement Order
"Right..."
"Already at it."
"What's over there?"

Attack Order
"Let's reconsider this course of action."
"How about we just walk across the map again?"
"... Not cool, Commander."

Clicked one too many times
"Do you mind?"
"I bet Thrall never has to go through stuff like this"

Death
"Told you so."
"Again? You hurt my feelings, Commander."
"That's it, I'm joining the other guy."

Spells
Disguise Passive ability displaying Theodoric as a: different hero/steam tank/footman to the opponent.
Sarcasm Enrages all nearby units(allied and enemy) granting 15/30/45% higher damage for a short period of time.
Binge drinking Destroy 1/2/3 nearby farms or moonwells.
Leap to action Destroy another target hero or give that unit's controller control of Theodoric Schneider as well.

Dwyburn wrote:
Attack Order
"... Not cool, Commander."

Love this one

Mantis Reid
Thug (Str)

Upon Selection
"Aye boss?"
"Wha' now?"
"Le's do this."

Movement Order
"Movin'"
"Consider it done'"
"Ooh Exploration."

Attack Order
"Get 'em boys!"
"Choppin' an' slicin'!"
"*Manly scream*"

Clicked one too many times
"Who do you think y'are?"
"Only Rico can touch me there"
"And they said Blizzard games don't have thugs... *Evil cackle*"

Death
"No' fair."
"This ain' over"

Spells
Critical Strike: Gives a 15% chance that the character will do more damage on his attacks.

Thunderclap:Slams the ground, damaging nearby enemy units. Units are also slowed for the duration

Drunken Haze: Drenches a target enemy unit in alcohol, causing its movement speed to be reduced, and have a chance to miss on attacks. When units with Drunken Haze cast on them are hit by Breath of Fire, they will ignite and take burn damage over time.

Anivitas

Upon Selection
"Time waits for no man"
"Always watching.."
"I shall uphold my sacred duty"

Movement Order
"Time is but an illusion"
"The ground shall quake"
"I shall walk the path"

Attack Order
"Death comes for you"
"Our enemies shall tremble"
"They shall be enlightened.."

Annoyed
"Patience is required"
"Even time..takes time"
"Your attempt at humor is noted"

Death
"The cycle of life..and death..continues"
"My time has come.."

Spells

Convoke the Damned : Anivitas stirs the dead in a straight line, anyone caught within their hands is slowed, and if they remain within the radius of the hands they are rooted for a duration.

Soul of Despair : Anivitas basic attacks deal magic damage to surrounding opponents.

Fall Prey : Anivitas pulls his blade back, causing a delay, before swinging it in an arc, all enemies hit take physical damage and have their armor shredded for a duration. The spell can be interrupted.

The Cycle Continues : Anivitas may cast this spell on an ally or himself, if then the ally/Anivitas would die, they are reborn for 12 seconds, having increased damage and movement speed.

Anivitas wrote:Always watching..

O_____O

Eve wrote:

Anivitas wrote:Always watching..

O_____O

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James Clarke

Upon Selection:
"Yes?"
"What's up?"
"Your command?"

Movement Order:
"Let's go, then."
"On it."
"Sure thing."

Attack Order:
"Your time has come!"
"They'll regret this."
"I will put you down!"
"I'll rip your heart out if I have to."

Clicked one too many times:
"Beating on the ginger are you? How original."
"Can you stop that?"
"Enough already!"

Upon death:
"T-too.. soon."
"My life was.. well-spent."
"I am.. sorry."
"No, not the foot..."

Spells (Homemade):

Quickstriking (Passive): Attack speed is increased with 20%.
Steady Shot: James pulls out his rifle and fires a bolt towards the selected enemy.
Running Wild: James turns Worgen, increasing Agility with 5 and his movement speed with 100%.
Noble Sacrifice: James may sacrifice all of his health to an ally Hero, killing him in the process.

James upon death:
"No, not the foot...."

Myriah wrote:James upon death:
"No, not the foot...."

Haha, yes! Adding that.

Bismack Bronze

Selection:

"Whats whipping?"
"You what?"
"OH I'M FUCKING READY!"

Movement:

"I'm hauling!"
"Whatever you want, I got it."
"I'll be just a minute! This is is a big axe!"

Attack:

"AAAH WAGWGAGWAGWAHHADFHADJ!"
"Gilneas lives on!"
"Someone has to do the justice!"
"WE SHALL DEFEND THIS BARRICADE TO THE VERY END, LADS!"

Annoyance:

"Dont test me."
"SERIOUSLY WHAT THE FUCK?"
"I love prostitutes, but your mother is a filthy one."

Death:

"I die-.. A warrior's death.."

Spells:

Recklessness- 30% extra crit damage at the cost of 20% more damage taken for 5 seconds.
Brute force - Intellect points assigned to Bismack instead go into charisma.
Manpile - Bismack attracts ten more fellow alliance soldier to manpile onto the target, chance to incapacitate. Can hit self.
Daddy issues - Bismack thinks back to his fat father and his gluttony, he instead has a drink and shouts abuse at the first female character in sight. -2 diplomacy(passive)

Leona Taragon
Annoying Old Woman

Selection:
"I'm too old for this..."
"Oh piss off"
"I need more gin"

Movement:
"I smell witchcraft!"
"My feet hurt"
"Don't give ME orders!"
(Special: moving towards Bismack Bronze) "Bismack! I hate this place! Where are your men? My feet hurt. Where's your brother? He's very mean to me. And where is Silversong, I knitted her a new quilt. Do you have any gin?"

Attack:
"By the Light, be slain!"
"Purge the heresy!"
"Burn the witches!"

Death:
"F-...finally-..."

Spells:
Cripple (Passive) - Has a permanent 50% movement speed reduction.
Veteran (Passive) - More stubborn than she looks. 30% increased health.
Harsh Judgement - Deals a high amount of damage at the cost of health.
Light Grant Me Strength! - Leona dons her armour and calls on the Light for one last time. Lose the effect of Cripple for 20 seconds, move at a 15% increased speed and deal 40% increased damage. At the end of the duration, Leona dies.

Grim Stonepaw

Upon Selection
"Yes?"
"What?"
"*grunt*"

Movement Order
"Hrmmph."
"Fine."
"This may take some time..."

Attack Order
"Face Grim, face death!"
"No mercy! No prisoners!"
"*Howls like a wolf*"
"Victory or death!"
"For the Blood Wolf!"
"Skysplitter!"

Clicked one too many times
"What the fel do you want?"
"*sighs heavily*"
"Bother me again and I will end you!"

Death
"Damn you..."

Spells / Abilities

Stubborn Git When reduced to 0 health Grim immediately returns to 25% health (10 minute cooldown).
Terror Tactics Decreases enemy morale significantly when within range.
Blademastery Doubles Grim's attack speed temporarily.
Crippled Grim's movement speed is 10% lower than it should be.
Warseer All friendly units within range of Grim receive a damage bonus.

Arenfel Serentyne
Archmagi of Swans

Upon Selection
"The colours of magic are vibrant today".
"The Arcane is illustrated by the pen of the learned".
"Use what little time I have left... wisely".

Movement Order
"Hop, hop, teleport".
"Hmm. An unusual choice, I like it".
"Let us move with due haste, or not, your choice really!"

Attack Order
"The will of the lost flows through me!"
"Time and space turn against you!"
"The Arcane is not for the meek, hyah!"

Clicked one too many times
"Once upon a time, there was a tax collector. He pestered me. His tax office is now a lake, think carefully".
"Have you ever been visited by a flock of infernal swans?"
"(Low Muttering) Great index finger strength; powerful wrist; right arm is more developed than the left. Aim for the left sh--! Oh, hello again, clicking me... again... are we?"

Death
"So long as... I made... some difference...".
"Catherine, Jordhan, I have longed to see you again".
"Someone needs to take... John... for his walk..."

Spells
Master of Barriers (Passive): Gain a percentile increase in armour and health proportional to your maximum intellect and mana.
Lightning Lance: Project arcane lightning along the path of the cursor, the first target struck will be stunned, further foes will take reduced damage per unit affected.
Manifest Blades: Summon 1/2/3 autonomous (Conjured Blade)s that can be controlled by the player, deals magic damage on hit.
Swanstorm: Bring forth a flock of ethereal conjured swans to swarm the target, forcing them to take damage over time, and slowing them.
Word of Norgannon: Arenfel enters a casting state and takes increased damage for 3 seconds, at the end of the casting, calls down an enourmous bolt of arcane lightning to decimate the target location. Targets afflicted by Arenfel's other spells take increased damage.