Re: Kelstenkovsky Co Moral Reimbursement Thread

[Sandros Shvilkovsky]

No offencious intenticatives Coppersadket but you're adding to your dweebesque status with each single posted message. Cease and desist immediately before the us>you ratios crash the stock markets again like in 2013.

[kelstena]

If this was aimed at me just because I told you last night that I had no idea who you were IC and OOC.
I'll be sorely disappointed in you.

It's not, and you're not a rogue.

[Iriel Silversong]

Blood thistle ...... adiction ...ie something only blood elves and high elves only benefit from (and not really). Humans don't get much of a kick from blood thistle ....I do think you'd get a better sale of Felweed in a human kingdom ...and possible other drugs

And the distribution and sale of drugs.. as public, may send you right into trouble with the law. *waves*

[Sandros Shvilkovsky]

Kelstenkovsky Co looks forward to joyous trouble-based collaborations with the law enforcement divisions of the universe. Being in trouble is fun as opposed to talking about the weather.

And the "Bloodthistle Statement" has not been approved by K-Co, it was an individual instance of the Glorious Kelstena suffering from modular cerebric damage of past mishappenings and misrepresenting our perfectly healthy and without doubt non-narcotic produce created from a vast variety of agents which corporate policy forbids divulging as to not conflict with the popular branding.

Rest Assured that the Mighty Kelstena has been adequately gauntleted ahead of the growing wait-list for her disinformation.

Inspect our impressive bulges with awe,
K-Co Disciplinary Commission

[kelstena]

After treating my facadic region with one-thousand ice packs, I have retracted all statements involving the word "Bloodthistle" and reissued them with the word "Generic Herb" in its place. Hopefully this will satisfy the firmly clenched assharm glands of Copperdweebket and anyone else who takes issue with the fact that Bloodthistle is FOR BLOOD ELVES ONLY.

Salivilarily Lubricate me wang,
Kelstena

[Demurral]

The Rogue in question was me, on Kelten.
I first interacted with them yelling about how much gold they have, and just wanting someone to come take it off their hands, if "only they have problem-solving skills!". my major problem was the existence of a mega corporation in this setting, and that they have access to tons of gold bullion with nary a care of how they spent it.
Also, I'd like to direct peoples attention to view their website, and form their own opinions as to the seriousness of this guild.

[Sandros Shvilkovsky]

Greetings Rogue-In-Question,

First and Foremost Kelstenkovsky Co would like to thank you for your coming forth to face our wrath.

Secondly, we officially declare the establishment of a bounty on the rogue-in-question's headular modus. Upon being presented with a severed instance of such, Kelstenkovsky Co shall reward the delivering entity with two gold bars Case of Kelstenkovsky Co Capital. We look forward to mounting another spike on our glorious ramparts to join Kelstenkovsky Co's former (now deceased) arch-nemesis - ESpine:


ESpike on the Ramparts of K-Co HQ during the The Display of Terror following the Grand Betrayal of 2013.

Good hunting,
Kelstenkovsky Co Disciplinary Commission

P.S. Much as the well-respected gentlemen above, we also would like to direct people's attention to view our glorious website at www.kelstenkovsky.co.uk and form a well-deserved opinion about the excellentity of our corporation.

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