Mjorga's Pleasure Centre

Looking to spice up your love life? Or even just to have one? Look no further, because Mjorga's Pleasure Centre is now open for business! A lavish fantasy land of toys and erotica where all men and women can sample their heart's delight within. Haven't gotten a significant other? Feeling lonely and in need of some affection? Mjorga's Pleasure Centre has you covered! Come inside at any time and have a chat with any one of our girls or strapping, young lads!* Our staff of men and women come in all shapes and sizes - even some elves and gnomes for the adventurous kind.

OPENING NIGHT ~ 05/04 at 22:00.
Location: Stouthammer Belly, The Mystic Ward.**

*Fees paid per hour or per night.
**((House along the passageway from the Mystic Ward to the Great Forge.))

OOC:

Everyone ERP's. WE ALL DO IT! Most people on this forum definitely do, and even some of the moderators surprisingly enough! Admitting otherwise is pointless and all the anti-ERP campaigns we've had to suffer through over the years are a waste of time and energy. Finally time to bring ERP into the main light, so Mjorga has set up a little sex shop! More than just a sex shop though, it's a safe haven for ERP'ers to come, enjoy the game (and each other ). If you've never ERP'd before and are interested, Mjorga will be arranging a chat with one of the employee's (probably me, but send applications my way) and if things progress then you have to provide PROOF OF AGE!

I'm going to be adminstering a ZERO TOLERANCE POLICY when it comes to things like age and ERPing in public channels. Blizzard still doesn't understand that ERP is an integral aspect to RP so we have to keep it to public channels among consenting ADULTS.

Looking forward to seeing everyone at the opening night!

*walks into thread clothed*

*walks out of thread naked*

Areyah will be there to sample the merchandise. *nods*

Sohan wrote:

The problem with the first of april, is that some things are really hard to decide on if they are serious, or not.

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Sohan wrote:

The problem with the first of april, is that some things are really hard to decide on if they are serious, or not.

I think it's a cry from the inside, wanting to do what one cannot on normal days. That or Serious.

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:The problem with the first of april, is that some things are really hard to decide on if they are serious, or not.

Amen to that.

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Sohan wrote:

The problem with the first of april, is that some things are really hard to decide on if they are serious, or not.

The fact that Shaelyssa posts an ERP Event on _EVERY SINGLE_ 1st of April is a good clue though

Ixirar/Kavalis wrote:
The fact that Shaelyssa posts an ERP Event on _EVERY SINGLE_ 1st of April is a good clue though

You mean that Shaelyssa never posts ERP events on other days?

I can sell you my "Gnildo" patents. Contact me in-game.

Lovely initiative. It's about time ERP got a bit more structure.

We need a Minister of Erotic Affairs.

A terrific reason to bring back the dreanei-seducing Night Elf Delidah, I'd say.

Magnificent thread is magnificent hahaha!

Disregarding the obvious ERP. The idea here isn't bad at all. I'm surprised it hasn't actually been done in game before, I'm sure it'd get a lot of kudos, if it was well executed. Certainly wouldn't need ERP. But at the same time, if the staff was in to that who would I be to judge.

Anyway. Despite that it's obviously a joke, it would have potential for a nice initiative.

^ That.

Silvermoon has a better decor for it though. :3

The Regiment needs ablebodied men and women to please Stormwind in these sexy times, Candles and oil will be provided and you will recieve three lashes a day along with great pay and alot of satisfaction (Heavy funzone guild. (Pleasure police!)

We fully support this initative and are looking forward to joint cooperations.

Ixirar/Kavalis wrote:
The fact that Shaelyssa posts an ERP Event on _EVERY SINGLE_ 1st of April is a good clue though :)

ya i am not a very creative person sorry :(

think koz' and arenfels definitely take the crown tho for best april fools joke this year :D