Health inspections for all stormwindians

Medics, doctors and priests of the Holy Light hold free of charge health inspections for citizens of Stormwind as charity act. We welcome all how don't have monney to have regular health inspections or to who are conserned about their health, for a reason or another.

As this is charity act, and our good medics do this at their own free time, reserv enough time for the appointment before hand, because we expect many people may come and have their healt examined. We appologize in advance possible ques and ask your patience. Rule is: first come, first served.

When: 3rd of April 8:30 pm
Place: Northsire Abbey

OOC: Holy Lightbringers and Disciples of Light do this as comission. Other medics can also ask for invite. Guilds Palas, warriors, hunters, monks ect hold the peace(feel free to argue in que ). All other players can come and see just HOW SICK they are.
We roll for the values, so it's completely random, what you will get Also, after examinations, if you wish to have old injury, disease, health problem ect, feel free to tell and rp.

What an absolutely marvelous idea!

I can see it now...
Doc: "Well i see what your problem is sir. You're cursed."
Worgen: "You dun say?"

siegmund wrote:I can see it now...
Doc: "Well i see what your problem is sir. You're cursed."
Worgen: "You dun say?"

Hahaa xD

Good initiative, lovely event!
But is collides with our weekly thing. If we both want good turn ups, moving might be prefered. http://www.defiasrp.com/t6650-the-forlorn-cartel-s-shenanigans-weekly-wednesday-events

siegmund wrote:I can see it now...
Doc: "Well i see what your problem is sir. You're cursed."
Worgen: "You dun say?"

that made me spill my drink... epic just epic

How would they react to a Death Knight...

I don't think those need health inspections, not being really em alive. Better go to a necromancer if already.

they could have a worm/magot check I suppose? the less magots the healthear the dk?

XD That's right OR we could aks if DKs want to burn and light up the room XD Feeling the embrace of the Light, hmm?
Hmm, yes, it does seem to collide... and I amo sure your fighters might need a patch up badly...would friday 19:30 be doable? ( iahe to check from other organizer, so no promices)

siegmund wrote:I can see it now...
Doc: "Well i see what your problem is sir. You're cursed."
Worgen: "You dun say?"

Curses, exorcism, mental conditions...hmm, I haven't thought those, but I guess we could also treat loonies But main weight of this event is on physical, that can be cured with bandages, herbs and stuff

Will any of these healers be able to write out prescriptions to medicin? Will there be a bystanding emergancy room if someone were in need of surgery? Who wil deal with prostate exams?

My rogue Helmut is a somewhat licensed medic and can be dealing/helping with cases of STDs and recklessness related issues.

Does it burn when you pee? In that rash around the space between your junk and your butt not going away? Are you pregnant and if you are, do you want to NOT be pregnant anymore?

Dr. Helmut G. Spoon will help you! For your health!

Helmut wrote:Does it burn when you pee?

It burns when I PvP... then again, it might be that mage/warlock/shaman over there casting crap at me.

I will throw you inv today.

Prescriptions are not a prob, those that rp enough trained medic/doctor/healer can do that. There are some meds there too, but I expect we run low very soon. Would be nice if someone would play pharmacist...
There's no emmergancy room, since we do not expect anyone leathaly wounded. If someone gets stabbed at the que, we have to take action of course.
As far as my knowlage, we don't have prostate specialist. Wanna be one?

Post it on the Realm forums please!

Helmut wrote:Are you pregnant and if you are, do you want to NOT be pregnant anymore?

Does this involve stairs, punches or surgery?

Feeniks wrote:would friday 19:30 be doable?

This event is scheduled one hour after that

Soulyna wrote:

Helmut wrote:Are you pregnant and if you are, do you want to NOT be pregnant anymore?

Does this involve stairs, punches or surgery?

Coathangers and tiny, gnomish hands.

Helmut wrote:

Soulyna wrote:

Helmut wrote:Are you pregnant and if you are, do you want to NOT be pregnant anymore?

Does this involve stairs, punches or surgery?

Coathangers and tiny, gnomish hands.

Can I be your first patient?

Feeniks wrote: Rule is: first come, first served.

There!

And unfortunately this will overlap with The Forlorn Cartel's Shenanigans event, sorry about that. No time changes.

Is there room for a pandaren with a troubled stomach?

Sure, just line up friend. We will give you a potion, if you dare to drink it

Soulyna wrote:

Helmut wrote:Are you pregnant and if you are, do you want to NOT be pregnant anymore?

Does this involve stairs, punches or surgery?

Or pulling the unborn child's spirit out??

IC:
Good sir Ramforth has agreed to aid us and help those in need. He has given us the funds to pay 10% off all medicines we need to give prescriptions. Gold has been directed to this mission only and can not be drawn othervice, even if patient would wish to get it in cash to buy medicines him- or herself. This order, during this event, is also given to pharmacist of Stormwind, so should meds run out from the abbey, you can still get the medicines you need.

Praice the Light and good Sir Ramforth.

ooc:We can write prescriptions and deal meds as we see fit, no need to think "We are out of stock now" and can only tell what's wrong with patient. But remember, no giving gold out

This is today, in 30 mins

Even though the event is still raging on. Just been to it.
It was very fun and very well organised. Thank you for this :3