Lament to Mingsing

O Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing!
You were my queen, and I was your king,
Together we roamed the Wandering Isle
In wonderful and lovely style!
We drank from each other's kegs of ale
And never once did our love go stale!

O Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing!
Our gaze first crossed in the blue virgin spring
When the cherry blossoms were young and pink
Your eyes went a-flutter and mine did wink,
When I realized I had met my first love
And to you I flew like a hungry dove!

O Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing!
What a shame that life is a fragile thing,
Our time together was so brief and meager
Cut short by a murder most eager,
I could not believe it when it happened
But now you are gone and I am most saddened!

O Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing!
With what abruptness did your life fling,
From your pretty face, all life did flee
When the cold kiss of death did meet thee
Guided by the hands of your petty killer,
And soon did your body go ever stiller!

O Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing, Mingsing!
With what pain and torture does my heart ring
How I loved to ride you all across the land
On your hard shell, atop sea and sand
Your horny face was such a comfort to me
But now you are gone, and only death do I see!

RIP Mingsing

/salute

At the start I was like "Oh, someone who lost their partner. How sad!". When I came to the part when I understood it was about a mount... "WTF?".

Nice one, good job.

Alliance mortared the shit out that turtle

He made a nice pool of turtle gore. *Nod.* ))

The Alliance : we break your statues, blow up your bridges, shell your turtles (pun!) and abduct your porcelain cups!