Game - Four Word Story

The Story So Far (may need updating so don't refer to this if you're making a new post)

Once upon a time...
There was an old squirrel with a tophat who liked to collect many peanut butter jelly sandwiches, which he hoarded in a deli fridge so he could go to the rodent picnic to have a shit in the Owl’s basket. His friend, the Owl, stared at two plump turkeys that were sunbathing. One turkey was naked with tender tasty breasts. The owl was so disgusted by this nakedness that he yelled out: “Put on some dressing!” Meanwhile, Mister Squirrel finished fapping to the turkeys while Owl contemplated suicide but laziness took over; he got drunk instead, suddenly remembering the picnicbasket he made last year. He decided to open a tin of tuna. The tuna said “Hello!” Mr. Owl gasped in bewilderment, and decided to kill it with fire. The fire didn’t do what fire normally does and started spitting balls of hard, almighty steel towards the turkeys and apes fell down from the tree, he missed.
The old man yelled: “Get off my back yard!” then a wild Gnome started fishing in a puddle of green ooze where there lived a mutated jelly fish wearing a top-hat and a monocle! The Gnome stole the stars from the sky which made the Moon and the Sun cried rainbow colored tears of sadness and happiness and unadulterated euphoric ecstasy. So that the Squirrel laughed at the owl’s misfortune.
The old man took his cane and hit the squirrel square in his mother’s kidneys. Ten screaming my little ponies and then killed himself with a caramel cake that had gone sour but he ate it!
The vicar from the parish saw this and condemned them all as heretics and nonbelievers, except for the whale who was homosexual and had an interest in collecting valuable ceramics. Taxicabs waiting to drive the emperor to the ball so that he can throw coconut cake at shameless and utterly naked hermaphrodites, howling cries of “kill the naked emperor!” He drew his massive balls of steel rubbed them over the emperor’s greasy balls were so big that they pulled him over, saturating the globe with rotten cheese, it smelt absolutely horrid! But the mice didn’t mind much.
Kittens ran around the laboratory, maniacally suggesting that they’re far better than everyone. With a penis, so average sized, that they were ashamed and remained running around to prove that on a day like this, they’re normal!
Flabbergasted, the bellboy sung an inspiring melody of his tribe’s national anthem, fierce cries of “ah-hoom, ah waddy-widdy, widdle wah!” Elaborately decorated with stunning acts of bell rope and their technology suddenly shriveled everyone’s minds due to incomprehensible, beeping doodads of the audio ecstasy that derives from little carrot like purple strings endowed with a serene scent of pudding. The Baron jumped with happiness and squeeked in glee straight off a clifftop like a boss.
Gnomes of all colors started protruding from the abyss to eat the poor dwarven feet when they met Corleth who is a sexy, bearded individual or so he thinks but in fact he’s partial to fake beards and indulges in funny pokemon stickers. This shit is going too far; get me a guitar and a fat lady which jiggles her rolls to the sound of Anethionites singing about their humongous moms.
What is the square root of apple with custard and how will I know? A dwarf with rabies loved to pluck fleas off Nathaniel’s back and yum yum yum since he was mentally deranged. One time, at bandcamp, there was this girl who had kaleidoscopes eyes and sexy shoes for stomping on tomatoes for his prize potato pie. His girlfriend wanted big fruits that went with lavishing praise upon the little Gnomish smurf sluts.