Gyreball Race!

Hello, everyone! Your Boss-Goblin's been thinking even more regarding a new event. Something very new! Oh, and it would be a Neutral-event to max out participants. What do I have in mind? Read below!

"Basically the idea follows the concept of the former Mirage Race-way challenges, although instead of rocket-enhanced contraptions, feet and hoof-borne creatures are now allowed in the new, all-revolutionary Gyreball Race! You may ask what the 'eck the Gyreball Race is all about, and that's probably a good question! It involves passion, danger, destruction, honour and speed! Grab your hog or horse, saddle up and ride forth on the ledges of the Gyreball Track, and win the grand price, which is yet to be discovered! Everyone are welcome with vehicle or steed, aslong as they cannot fly! That's cheatin', you know. The race has taken name from the biggest challenge of the track: Gyreworms, indeed! Crawling and slithering in the depths of Deepholm, these savage, metallic beasts burst from the ground to devour stone and flesh! The race-track is stuffed to the edge with these Horrids of Earth, and are not to be misjudged as simple worms.
The track itself will involve a sweep through the Crumbling Depths, a most omen-filling hole in the ground, further out into the open, where participants will balance between life and death as they move along the crusty edges of the Crumbling Cauldron of Death! The race itself then continues around the Temple of Earth on a coordinated track, where scytheclaws and pissed-off elementals will do what stand in their power to rip participants off of their movement-advantages! So, do you got the Gyreballs to saddle up and cruise the most dangerous and exciting race of Azeroth, both in and outside!? Participating is free, as the possibility of death and being eaten alive sees odds higher than a Tauren accidently stomping on a Gnome in Gnomeregan! Sign up, ladies and gents!

There will be food and drinks at the portable Fuel-Station situated near a former Cultist Base of Operations! Bring own bodybags.

- The Gyreball Race is an incorporated part of the Blackpowder Company, under supervision of Gazzek Mertjen'dice. All rights reserved. Breach of copyright will ensure chances of casualties and immediate abortion of the Gyreball Race itself."