Re: [IC Game] More lumber is required.

by **Jeanpierre** Thu Mar 10, 2011 9:50 pm

"Hold an impressive speech of heroism and how the Horde are to blame for all the misery they so needlessly suffer."

Another messenger runs in.
"Milord! They killed the last messenger for holding a bad speech."

by **Seranita** Fri Mar 11, 2011 1:10 am

*kills the messanger*
"well nobody knows about it now do they"

a stonemason runs to his supplyer
"OI wht ya knuckleheads doin!! i needed twenty tonnes of stone five days ago and three tones o shaped stone by today!! what ya gona do about it!"

by **Grufftoof** Fri Mar 11, 2011 9:50 am

"Bugger off to Deepholme and steal a giant or two."

A panting gnome runs distressed into the Council Chamber:

"Ladies, Sirs, I wanted to visit my friend in Goldshire, but the guards turned me back. Said it was "overrun by lesbian vampire elves"! What on earth can I do?"

by **Braiden** Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:23 am

"Calm down. We'll send in some experts."
[IC Game] More lumber is required. - Page 2 Lvk_final_poster

Not quite so inspired to make a new one, anyone go ahead

by **Eodan** Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:45 am

A distressed worgen runs through the streets of Stormwind, screming hysterically:

"HELP! Somebody help! I'm alergic to canines!"

by **Amaryl** Fri Mar 11, 2011 10:56 am

a healer quickly runs to the poor worgen shouting

I can fix this my good wolfman, with the cure for all things!

the man hands the beast the cure:

[IC Game] More lumber is required. - Page 2 Leech

[IC Game] More lumber is required. - Page 2 Leech

by **Grufftoof** Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:14 am

"Do I take it orally or as a suppository?"

Meanwhile, in Gadgetzan:

"I got what you... wait... I haven't..." The Goblin looks distraught "Hey, mister, have you got what I need? I can't seem to find it..."

by **Mandui** Fri Mar 11, 2011 11:37 am

"I shall ignore your inability to distinguish a male from a female just this one time" *approaches the goblin and puts a paper bag over his head* "There. You should stop misplacing this for the sake of everyone's eyes."

A few yards away, a tanned Tanarisi woman is mumbling about the death of her camel while cursing heavily, trying to find different means of transportation to Dalaran.

by **Jayse** Fri Mar 11, 2011 4:27 pm

The sand quakes beside her as a lions maw opens up and sets in stone. A young man, a blue genie and a pet monkey fly out on a magic carpet stopping beside her. "Let's go before the Genie unleashes phenominal cosmic power!"

by **Timna** Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:36 pm

One of the Goldshire guardsmen run up to the Commander of Stormwind.

"HELP! I'M BEING AFFECTED BY THE BLACK LOL! .. Rofl! wtf i do????"

by **Eodan** Sat Mar 12, 2011 10:39 pm

The guard archs an eyebrow.

"John? Yer wife gave birth to my child.."

A murloc runs into the SI:7 office, bewildered as he is chased.

"Mrrrflrggr! Mrrrgl?!"

by **Shandrea/Nar'Gaya** Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:34 am

The SI:7 chef storms out from the kitchen with a giant meat axe in his hand, flailing it about before decapitating the poor Murloc.

"Fish on the menu today, lads and lasses!"

A little girl flops around a tree in Elwynn, crying her eyes out.

"Help! Help! My kitty climbed up the tree and can't get down!"

by **Seranita** Sun Mar 13, 2011 1:40 am

*a goplun tree shreder cuts the tree down and sticks the whole thing into the shredder*

Sorry kiddo,.. Time is money!

*is lost out in see this poor hiuman starving, he sees a hord ship, the only ship in weeks,.. he has a flair gun and a flintlock*

oh deer what am i gona do?

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