Five words story

Felinaa's pocket on her pants

is am to whether before

but not after before acknowledging

Sticks.

Cedojr West wrote:Sticks.

( FAiL, I'm assuming direct control )


'' That Exilius had conquered the -

every single dwarf outhouse and

The amazing stickland of sticks

When Cedojir, King of Sticks

Spelt his name right, also

Christopher sucks at spelling names

The morning Sun rose over...The glorious land of Tableland...,where Tableton, the leader of Tableland was getting ready to crumble under Exilius' fierce assaults.

Until Tablina, his daughter, intervened... In vain, Tableland's fate was...
somehow preserved, and dancing tables.. danced the night in celebration.
As the clock ticked faster... And the sun went down.... something evil's lurking in the... Woods so dusk and foul... that smell like a rotten... kitty found hope and came... Swirling like a mist over ... ...the smoke that once was......"Your story doesn't make any..."...sense, unless you are The...Emperor of lost memories and Michael Jackson's long lost and......defy logic. But the truth......yet remained undiscovered.

. .Nine eleven, two thousand twelve .

"What could those numbers mean?"... Anime is awesome, just like... Watching a Time glass run out While giggling at girly pants! For girly pants are just... Simply put, very girly and... also a little evil. That they are to hold 'kittens' And to occupy the English armies from drinking all of The internet space by watching The Jeremy Kyle Show, it's always funny how the green ones go down, while the Audience eats penguin eggs, because... Ironforge will crush you ..and your mom too, because... I am Satan.

Meanwhile in... Isengard, the hobbits were going... to Isengard, to Isengard, the... hobbits are going to Isengard.. Where they will eat gnomes. George told me to say that bad things goes away As long as we have guns! There will be no doubt that the altar boy is praying to his lord for The child abuse to stop As a miracle the door Swung open, and in came... a bee. "WWWWWWWWWWWWWHIESKEEEEEEH" it slurred..., with a five o'clock shadow ....benched with the tenacity of... The Goggymonstah of the shadow realm ..Who is a cuddly bear.. very unlike the previous avatar ...Who is actually a lion... ...that looks like a bear... ...indeed it does, thus it is actually a soul trapped... Within the twisting nether of your mums underwear where all wannabe machos hide trying to capture the energy of a... ...pink cupcake.

"My liver is... Dieing due to poisoning from... Faulty grammar, resulting with agonized... linguistic changes in the vernacular. And so the Demon Hunters ..of goldshire march onwards now into the sunset.

However, China was shocked and went "LOLWUT" under a red rose moon!
*Twilight Moon to be correct Which Sparkled like Edward which is gay, f. f. s.
so 'gay' and wrong that he brought shame to the Vampire genre. As a result the People of India have donated to the insulted Transylvanians by murdering Exilius for heresy spreading Clay's body on him And selling his bodily fluids to make soda. Meanwhile, at ..a galaxy, far, far away.. ...there was a chipper monkey... ..Who was watching Sweeney Todd... Shocked over the resemblance Sweeney stood up and jumped head into the hungry shark's maw... what the hell, said a former lepper, cured by fortesgue as an altar boy screamed: I'm so horny it hurts!...


Meanwhile in the secret bat cave Clark Kent was doing his secret experiments with chemicals from Von Plaugekämpfer’s underground laboratory. Which was filled with rabbits ..Who had been skinned alive... by a fat dwarf with an oversized pink dress.

Meanwhile, the Hobbits where going.. ..to Iseng- ....waaaaait a minute!! The hobbits, the hobbits, stupid.. .vase, who put that here?! Chuck Norris, in order to.. help the Dalek exteeeeeerminate the enormous shivering black glowing shards When The Dark Lady approached Your Mother and informed her that inside the bath she had found a man covered in female trolls. Pure happiness.


A slap hit Nayan's cheek As he slit his wrists and drowned Christopher in blood -.- Exilius let out a gleeful guffaw! A gleeful guffaw of horror A Horror so gleefully horrific... .that made Gorge's heart freeze! That.....is.......IMPOSSIBLE......!!! Yelled Spiderman... from his yellow casket spaceship , while he got squashed by mutated snowflakes from outer space yelping and whimpering the words:

'' I will conquer ze World! But then (Nanananana)

Space Pirates ran down the pink waterfalls to find spare parts for Their master plot to build.. A space station, capable of destroying... ...not only one, but many... Planets like Alderan, so they.. decided to hunt down their ...pets, because they seemed to... Be following hobbits to Isengard
; so believe me when I Say, the hobbits are going destroy the souls of all
Cuddly and furry things!

In other news Michael Jackson records were used ..as razor sharp substitute shurikens... ...that's not what I read... Meanwhile, the league of doom... Was having the annual tea-party crushing and tearing, blood and gore spilled on the pave way. Chocolate encrusted biscuits he thought. As superman attacked the base..

Cedojr conquered the world with The help of Bob Dole And a spoon of power Alas, optimus prime he whimpered With a cake stuck to the bunny suit Cedojr adored.

Spring came, many years later And the hobbits reached Isengard where they met the Daleks. With the intention of murder by a pointy balloon . The Hobbits were wtfpwned as Gandalf has sex with Pippin who was known as jailbait , and then Godzilla started jumping Happy Birthday Christopher, Happy Birthday I have got you a green Barbie doll and bananas Awesome, target practice and food his sister thought as Chris masturbated Oi, it's also Jomir's birthday. thought Chris as he continued Also om nom noming cake before he exploded. Everybody cheered.

Then Gunnell and Chris Hansen... teamed up to stop Ny Gunnell and Chris Hansen shagged Chris' Mom. Later on Ovelia Chris joined in with Ovelia Blood for the blood god Skulls for the skull throne! Draenei for the squid hunters! Thinks someone is slightly ruining. Thinks the Blob is African "alas ye scurvy landlubbers ACH!"

His toe suddenly exploded into A messy gore of purplish smashed rose petals. Unknown it That the Phantasm lurked about , but luckily the alchemist's fire was in his blood actually. What the I don't even my pleasure is your duty cried the Walrus as he mounted the princess so fair ''Pervert, Said the mounted princess "keep going! There is only seconds until the next guy eats a waffle covered in Strawberry!

"You shall not pass!" spat the donkey digestive biscuit. While munching on Gunnell Who was having sex with An Irishman in the back of a Pickup Truck heading to Canada for extreme Rock And Roll! Getting back to the point, the Irishman begun to sneakily slide a hand behind the Ironforge will crush you In Soviet You crush Ironforge. Getting back to the point, the Irishman begun to sneakily slide a hand behind the curtain only to find that There were Non-Euclidean dimensions hidden underneath his fingernails! "Blast ..the damned dwarves into ice-cream!"


Meanwhile Rick Astley did something but was shot and killed with Fire and Death! So.. his spirit rose from his Pants! Jizz in his pants! The supermolecular bidimensional defabricator screamed: "It is over nine thousand!!"

"Oh no, rubber ballz!", screamed the tiny little frog. Meanwhile, the marooned frog family waited. Meanwhile, The Queen of England... Threw excrement at Gorge/clay because he Insulted the crown, and Tea ...in the brittle breeze of.. the wind. Gently caressed his ebon hair, as he whispered "I canne hear videos, working!"...her name is Noel, i... Annoyed the face cake on a Pigs anus whilst attacking Tom Cruise on a ship infested with giant fireflies for the greater good of Tablekind, tableton went on a secret mission to his mom To recover his secret tablet.

Holding Tableton's secret history! The light, gloomy and bloomy, was peacefully glowing when suddenly a deep fried pink pony ran over a gnome suited with the big blue chips and teal rola cola. He decided to aid Tableton by... But only then Tablekind discovered: The infant was Gorden Brown .. or was he really? In Isengard, the Hobbits were going... Boink boink boink boink boink went the night elf, sausage fest who has been cheerful suddenly then shot all marmalades he made earlier whilst listening to classic Christmas songs, for the millionth time.

Classical music flowed in every house and every child's mind, except Tableton Jr's Who thought only of Porn including porcupine trees, interestingly, and never of midgets at all.

I mean, midgets, seriously? What The fel! Its a penguin! A peculiar penguin who might... Become Lord of Earth in... his own right, if only... he could find the lost Sceptre of Princess Elizabeth Moren With a stick that had soap attached and Wore a scary thong with a message attached that read, "PLEASE DON'T KILL ME!"

But he did anyway because Jomir didn't come onto MSN, which infuriated him so much he had to scream "JOMIRRRRR"!!!!!!!! to which Jomir replied with a cake salad with spoons Jomir then ate the salad With a stick with soap attached to it And another stick then got a nasty taste Of a stick that tasted like stick With more stick much to his amazement, then... A stick hit him from a wood, full of more sticks "Oh mah day's" mister rabbit, said, looking at the sticks Jomir snapped all of them whilst Cedojr cried excessively, then... shouted; "WHY THE STICKS?!"

In three mornings and jello The Cedojr was lost. Jello The Cedojr was then killed by a stick in the arse and moaned for quite a long time drowning out the sound of a large monstrous hamster whale holding a stick the to the theme song 'Sticking Sticks Sticker Sick Sicks'. And then a pink haired octopuss did your mom, hobbits were not going to Isengard and joined in with Octopuss. For some hentai hobbit action in Sauron's secret sex dungeon.

He took out a pair of Praxan's socks, to do terrible, terrible things with, like Cookie is a lie! Heretic! And there is no pie! Nor a cake for you! But you can have sticks of pure awesome pleasure, ORLY?! No he's just joking, lad Then the Frog King laughed '' Ha ha hah, Epic avatar is epic! , said Exilius as he cleaved his cleavage with a dire cleave of smooth, hot, pony and cleavyness of course! but then a massive digestive stick from Felinaa's pocket on her pants is am to whether before but not after before acknowledging Sticks. ''

That Exilius had conquered the - every single dwarf outhouse and The amazing stickland of sticks When Cedojir, King of Sticks Spelt his name right, also Christopher sucks at spelling names

The tide turned and a

Red. As Communism spread to

Nowhere and vanished from everywhere

to be replaced by blue

submarines with the annoying music

of runtsivalstríðið! Spessmerheens! Warhammer sucks

so much it should be

a vacuumcleaner brand. Now a

band of clouds below its

Face, began to dance to

, in soviet russia vodka drinks

Glass. Screwing with memes is

putting sandpaper to your rectum

Which caused Gnomes to attack