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Re: The Happy Post
Seems like it's the blind leading the blind.
Feydor- Posts : 2199
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Name: Theodore
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Re: The Happy Post
motherfucking At The Drive In have reunited, yes, yes, yes, ooohh, yes.
corleth- Posts : 2606
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Re: The Happy Post
I got 88% in an essay I wrote about World of Warcraft!
Velspeth- Posts : 203
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Name: Lady Velspeth Wollerton
Title: Diplomat, Priestess Cleric, Magistrate
Re: The Happy Post
congratulations XD Now!! send monrena a pen pall letter!! XD I shure hope delidah told you about monrena's wish to learn how to heal ic XD
Seranita- Posts : 4808
Join date : 2010-09-26
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Title: Trainee Vindicator/engeneer
Re: The Happy Post
Some guy at school did that a few years ago. Had to write about a past experience and he wrote about a raid he was in >.> failed.
Don't feel sorry, he's a giant asshole
Don't feel sorry, he's a giant asshole
Lyniath- Posts : 2554
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Re: The Happy Post
I used to write some bullshit stories at school, twisting old kids stories like Red Riding Hood, etc.
Teachers loved 'em. o_o
They also thought I was somewhat disturbed.
Teachers loved 'em. o_o
They also thought I was somewhat disturbed.
Morinth- Posts : 4492
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Re: The Happy Post
The kid story version of Red Riding Hood is the twisted version xD You were probably closer to the original.
Ledgic- Posts : 2666
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Title: Leader of The Old Town Syndicate
Re: The Happy Post
Has anyone read the original Snow White? :S
Velspeth- Posts : 203
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Name: Lady Velspeth Wollerton
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Re: The Happy Post
I remember reading some comparisons between modern and old versions of stories. The condensed conclusions for me was: there used to be more sex.
Kristeas Sunbinder- Posts : 4720
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Title: Operative for Sin Belore
Re: The Happy Post
Just heard my brother fall down the stairs. Hell yes. \o/
Morinth- Posts : 4492
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Re: The Happy Post
Morinth wrote:I used to write some bullshit stories at school, twisting old kids stories like Red Riding Hood, etc.
Teachers loved 'em. o_o
They also thought I was somewhat disturbed.
Roald Dahl had some success with this.
See "Little Red Riding Hood and the Wolf" from his Revolting Rhymes:
- Spoiler:
- As soon as Wolf began to feel
That he would like a decent meal,
He went and knocked on Grandma's door.
When Grandma opened it, she saw
The sharp white teeth, the horrid grin,
And Wolfie said, "May I come in?"
Poor Grandmamma was terrified,
"He's going to eat me up!" she cried.
And she was absolutely right.
He ate her up in one big bite.
But Grandmamma was small and tough,
And Wolfie wailed, "That's not enough!
I haven't yet begun to feel
That I have had a decent meal!"
He ran around the kitchen yelping,
"I've got to have a second helping!"
Then added with a frightful leer,
"I'm therefore going to wait right here
Till Little Miss Red Riding Hood
Comes home from walking in the wood."
He quickly put on Grandma's clothes,
(Of course he hadn't eaten those).
He dressed himself in coat and hat.
He put on shoes, and after that,
He even brushed and curled his hair,
Then sat himself in Grandma's chair.
In came the little girl in red.
She stopped. She stared. And then she said,
"What great big ears you have, Grandma."
"All the better to hear you with,"
the Wolf replied.
"What great big eyes you have, Grandma."
said Little Red Riding Hood.
"All the better to see you with,"
the Wolf replied.
He sat there watching her and smiled.
He thought, I'm going to eat this child.
Compared with her old Grandmamma,
She's going to taste like caviar.
Then Little Red Riding Hood said, "
But Grandma, what a lovely great big
furry coat you have on."
"That's wrong!" cried Wolf.
"Have you forgot
To tell me what BIG TEETH I've got?
Ah well, no matter what you say,
I'm going to eat you anyway."
The small girl smiles. One eyelid flickers.
She whips a pistol from her knickers.
She aims it at the creature's head,
And bang bang bang, she shoots him dead.
A few weeks later, in the wood,
I came across Miss Riding Hood.
But what a change! No cloak of red,
No silly hood upon her head.
She said, "Hello, and do please note
My lovely furry wolfskin coat."
Lyv- Posts : 66
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Re: The Happy Post
Mine had Red Riding Hood and the Wolf in an epic samurai showdown.
Morinth- Posts : 4492
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Re: The Happy Post
Sounds like the movie Sucker Punch..
Rmuffn- Posts : 4031
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My story was written before Sucker Punch. You forget how old I am!
Morinth- Posts : 4492
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22 aint old morinth!! try 26 XD
Seranita- Posts : 4808
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Name: Monrena
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Re: The Happy Post
I feel little ;_;
Lyniath- Posts : 2554
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Lyniath wrote:I feel little ;_;
*pats*
Antistia- Posts : 2656
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Re: The Happy Post
You are little, but that means you're cute! In a good way!Lyniath wrote:I feel little ;_;
Muzjhath- Posts : 2958
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Lyniath- Posts : 2554
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Re: The Happy Post
Little meant puntable! *punts like gnome and bangs head to metal music after as she waches the splat then rates it out of 10 then does more head banging*
Seranita- Posts : 4808
Join date : 2010-09-26
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Name: Monrena
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Re: The Happy Post
I got a straight 100% on my legal history exam. A ten. Hail to the king.
Antistia- Posts : 2656
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Name: Antistia
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Re: The Happy Post
That is nothing short of amazing!
Savour the moment
( Never in my life had anything higher than a 17/20 so I'm kind of jealous )
Savour the moment
( Never in my life had anything higher than a 17/20 so I'm kind of jealous )
Nithel- Posts : 1090
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Re: The Happy Post
Oh, be assured, I'm savoring the moment. Very much so indeed. Thank you for the compliment.
Tomorrow I have myself a constitutional law exam, let's see how that goes.
Tomorrow I have myself a constitutional law exam, let's see how that goes.
Antistia- Posts : 2656
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Re: The Happy Post
Nithel wrote:That is nothing short of amazing!
Savour the moment
( Never in my life had anything higher than a 17/20 so I'm kind of jealous )
Pst, Nithel, I just looked at the answers for constitutional law... My score is a 38/40. That's 95%, if I'm lucky I might be looking at another 10 on my list, but I doubt it. I think their grading makes it a 9 (9.3 to be exact), but maybe a 9.5 (which would give me a 10 on my list)... Maybe.. Hopefully.. That would be totally awesome.
Antistia- Posts : 2656
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Re: The Happy Post
Ah, law. I thought someone as witty as you would rather go for something more practiceable than law... like economy or so.
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