Noble gossips

Talking about the rich, stuck-up nobles has always been a popular way to past the time for the common (wo)man. Especially if it's dirt talk. Rumours and gossips about the noble families or the doings of a famous knight, slander or praise, truth or fiction, you decide.

'Lord Elegost's tongue has been cut out and he's been sent to the Draenei ship to labor there.'

'Lord Aranith has been sending alot of letters, my uncle is a courier and he says one of them contained a request for an arranged marriage!'

'They say the council will put up a new law to forbid dwarves into the city, 'bout time I say!'

'Did you heard that Sir Thorgint is taking over the Dawnweaver lands?'






(( Add more! Dirt-throwing allowed (they are gossips afterall) ))

'A hand maiden of the Arathorian Queen told my cousin' she no longer bleeds, juicy stuff!'

'Did yah hear? There's a fancy new noble in town, saw 'im takin' a jab at that Chapterite Osmand at the cathedral.'

'Princess Anaei punched the Chapterite Confessor right in the face! And General Angelos didn't even blink! Haha!'

Anaei/Vezullia wrote:'A hand maiden of the Arathorian Queen told my cousin' she no longer bleeds, juicy stuff!'

'Did yah hear? There's a fancy new noble in town, saw 'im takin' a jab at that Chapterite Osmand at the cathedral.'

'Princess Anaei punched the Chapterite Confessor right in the face! And General Angelos didn't even blink! Haha!'

when I walked away, instead i should have punched you and said it was because you mocked the chapter and called myself and idiot defending my honour xD would have been interesting.

Intresting enough to get the Silver Ravens of Arathor on your ass? Back on topic: That wasn't a gossip, you lose 50 DKP

Arador wrote:Intresting enough to get the Silver Ravens of Arathor on your ass? Back on topic: That wasn't a gossip, you lose 50 DKP

Off-Topic: Aswell as the Two lovely men beside me, one of which being Geldar.

On-Topic: 'I hear there's gonna be a big gatherin' at the council tonight! I wouldn't wanna be around there.'

'So I were at the Blade last night havin' a pint with my cousin Ben, an' I saw Lord Elegost Dawnweaver, just standin' there like before he got carted off by the dwarves! And he could talk! Ain't no joke, I even got closer to listen, and he were definitely speakin.'

'It be quiet in the city with so many of 'm nobles gone of to Wetlands to fight the horde there. Finally doing some good I say!'

"I love Irondawn, I think he is so handsome.. I want his wee children one day.. I heard that he just might be -THE- most handomse dwarf of all times!"

" Lotta High elves walkin' around.. Glowing eyed, bugs gimme me the jibbles. "

"Rumour has it Irondawn ran into Menethil not so long ago covering his mouth. He looked a bit thin though.. Apparently there's talk of him having a shave? "

''Did you know Coren Blightwood, brought his nephew for the Crusade in Lordaeron, I heard hes a handsome young lad.'

"They say the doctor on the campaign, some Rendarn, was horribly disfigured! That's why he wears that mask all the time! I'm serious!"

From the green hills of Elywnn comes the voice of a very small and a very ill-tempered dwarf ...

"Ded yeh noo thet thet stehnkin' 'AG'S, Rohwyn's, mohthur woz en OHGIR? Aye, eht's the trooth eht ehz! Stoopid 'ag sits ehrowhnd the keep awl deh, thenkin' she's ROYALTEY!"

((o_o poor little Roh!))

" I hear that elf paladin gals, related to the Forsaken witch who stalked the Catacombs and kidnapped that agent, Yeah if you ask me she's a flithy spy! "

"I 'eard the 'ead o'th'council en't even a draenei... She's actually an Eredar in disguise, an' the council all know it. They're all servin' the legion they are."

'' I 'eard that evil demon Ireth is actualleh a Succubus! Suck ye soul out through ye crotch she will! ''

"Did yah 'ear!? Our Lord Helmsley is seekin' new partnerships for his many eligible handsome gentlemen! How do I look?"