Goons go home.

Now THIS is a real troll, nothing can match this man, or the forum he's on

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(This shit just keeps on going, there's a whole forum of this )

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(Seriously, read some of the replies, I could have an entire month go with this xD )

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(Okay... Now seriously stop it... Alright, just one more )

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Enjoy

That is.. something rather special right there..

One of the best links I've seen in a long long time.
There's no way this can be serious... Just.. no way. Oh man. Now those people scare me!

*eyetwitch*

0/10

Ain't this the same as Westboro Baptist Church?

The whole idea is to troll people.

Dharum wrote:Ain't this the same as Westboro Baptist Church?

The whole idea is to troll people.

Yeah it is.

And guess what? They're not hating on the US. BIG SURPRISE THAR!

Dharum wrote:Ain't this the same as Westboro Baptist Church?

The whole idea is to troll people.

Yeah, it's all down to some guy called Chris I think... started as a joke after he was booted from University. Sad thing is, with people like the WBC and such... some of this shit is very close to the "truth" for some Baptists...

Trolling on a monumental scale though.

I guarantee..

This guy is an Athiest.

I kid.

Or do i?

Who is the troll? Or are all of them trolls? I dont know

I'm picking out some funny stuff for my own amusement:

True Christian

So being Christian is now under trademark protection? lol

The Faroe Islands are located in the North Atlantic right between God's most hated countries, Iceland and Denmark. God hates the Faroe Islands and so does everybody else. In fact, the majority of the world does not even recognize the Faroes as a real country because of their sinful ways

lol.

Are they low-lying?

Currently praying for global warming, just in case.

lol times 2.

I am sure God will sink their entire depraved island into Hell real soon now.

Like God did to Atlantis and its sinful masturbators, surely. lol.

The Danish Prime Minister is Rasmussen who was also the worst cheater ever at the Tour de France!

lol.

The Danes created Pippi Longstocking (or Pippi Långstrump as the Danes call her) as a way to turn innocent girls into uppity whores! Billions of innocent children have been doomed to Hell by the books and TV shows made around this worst femnazi ever.

lol. Apparently I'm corrupted by a nazi in my childhood, since I loved Pippi.

I've also scoured forums like these. The best still is where its members claimed that the earth was flat and that satellites are mere WEATHER BALLOONS. And they posted a lot of 'evidence' (meaning, pictures of weather balloons and then claiming that they are sattelites). Man, religion can be funny.

EDIT: Adding some more stuff.

God is taking care of the Faroese. He is slowly turning them all into retardeds by poisoning their babies with mercury.* You see, there is very little to eat on the barren rocks that are the Faroe Islands, so these savages take their cue from godless Eskimos and eat lots of whale blubber.

Well, God decided to put high levels of mercury in the whale blubber, which turns Faroese children into drooling mongoloids. The Lord's punishment is always righteous! Praise!

The guy I'm quoting is a certain professor Bessemer. 'Professor' of Creation Science over at good old Landover University. I can assure you that's not a certified degree. He was also 'cured' of his 'disease', homosexuality, according to him being a 'Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate'. He's also 'Darwin's Worst Nightmare' -- I have to agree; seems backward evolution is possible. A miracle, really. Praise the lord.

Hahah yeah, because mercury comes from whales, huh?

I hope he dies after I inject him with mercury.

...Oh wait, that's vaccines that are mercury injections.

He didn't get the danish flag right.
He didn't get the danish word for rape right.
He didn't get Pippi Longstockings danish name right.

GOD IS DISAPPOINTED.

Jakins wrote:Hahah yeah, because mercury comes from whales, huh?

I hope he dies after I inject him with mercury.

...Oh wait, that's vaccines that are mercury injections.

If you're referring to the faroese whale hunting part of those reasons.

The whales are tainted with mercury, PCB, DDT and other chemicals due to industrial countries polluting the oceans

Hey hey! Check this on the Ireland one from the comment below:

@Cranky Old Man This makes me so glad to be an American!

Hah yeah, because her country isn't filled with inbred, hostile, fat, heavy drinking people.

But check this one out: God Loves...

Yeah >_>

Bennedict; He says God put mercury in whales

Gnash wrote:
The guy I'm quoting is a certain professor Bessemer. 'Professor' of Creation Science over at good old Landover University. I can assure you that's not a certified degree. He was also 'cured' of his 'disease', homosexuality, according to him being a 'Certified Ex-Gay Program Graduate'. He's also 'Darwin's Worst Nightmare' -- I have to agree; seems backward evolution is possible. A miracle, really. Praise the lord.

Landover University is all part of the same hoax/troll. All from the same guy. He is quite famous within some circles for this, and the WBC in particular don't like him at all.

We would like to inform everyone that no animals were harmed during these writings.

Dharum wrote:Ain't this the same as Westboro Baptist Church?

The whole idea is to troll people.

I hate the WBC with a passion, they made me get some respect for Bill O'reilly, it takes a lot to get me to respect Bill O'reilly, next you know they will get me to respect Glenn Beck.

Antistia, have you seen this?

http://www.thedailyshow.com/watch/wed-may-12-2010/back-in-black---glenn-beck-s-nazi-tourette-s

I swear, I'm watching some people quote from the site and they sound like they've been trolled already.

Geert Wilders, an Indonesian bisexual who dyed his hair blonde and wears blue contact lenses to look more like a German Nazi, is trying to change all this, but everyone is too stoned to notice.

I lol'd.

Yeah, I have, I'm a devout watcher of both the Daily Show and Colbert Report, I love it when they lash out at FoX and especially Glenn Beck.

The Daily Show stuff isn't available in my country, heh.

This guys can't be for real...i mean, it just so stupid, people can't be THAT stupid...

I mean look at this they are looking for the word Sex in Emma Watson's hair!

SEXPLOSION!

Oh god, this is hilarious stuff.

Sweet merciful savior! I knew Harry Potter was bad but I had no idea. I am going to go to Movie Posters.com and buy every Harry Potter poster I can afford, have them shipped to my house priority mail and then burn them myself.

Hahaha...what a moron. It's like they're trolling themselves!

Well done there chap! Go out and buy thousands dollars worth merchandise and burn it, heh!

Originally Posted by That Catholic Chick
I like Twilight though. Good book

That book is only good for one thing. Starting a nice fire in my fireplace.

At least he got one thing right.