Your dream patch notes

I had this idea of "Dream Patch notes" and wanted to share them with you. I also wanna hear about your dreams or ideas. If you could choose some minor/big chances to WoW, what would they be? Be serious or not, but share them in this topic.

So, here are my Dream Patch notes that came to mind (not all to be taken too serious  ):

General:
Throwing weapons have been added back to the game. They now work similar like bows and guns.
New specializations have been added for all classes.
Sub-races have been added to all already existing races.

Quests:
New legendary quest added. In this quest you will help Earthen Ring to calm down elements that still roam around azeroth cause of Deathwing. In reward of completing the whole questline you will learn new language: Kalimag. Quest is for both factions.

Dungeons:
Sands trolls has been spying on Garrosh and stole his idea. As a last try of Zandalari ruled trolls, they have regain the troll city of Zul'Farrak. Planing to launch huge raid towards Caverns of Time, travel back to ancient troll times and bring massive armies to this day! Heroes of Azeroth better stop them in this new heroic version of Zul'Farrak.

Classes chances:
Rogue: New specialization added for ranged weapons. Glyph of Headhunting now works with Shuriken Toss.
Warrior: New specialization added for ranged weapons.
Death Knights: New caster specialization ‘Necromancy’ added. Spec focuses more on spells shooted from distance (Like death coil).
Warlocks: New specialization ‘Demon Hunter’ added for melee weapons. Making warlock able to dual wield or use 2 handed weapons.
Hunter: New specialization added for melee weapons. Back to back survival with your beast companion!
Mage: New specialization added for healing. Some mages have studied the secrets of time travelling enough to learn spells that make wounds only a part “history”.
Paladin:New specialization ‘Crusader’ added for dual wield.
Monk: New specialization added for actual use of weapons. Some monks found out that it’s wiser to use swords instead of your own fists. This new spec actually uses weapons, even in normal attacks! Planned to be most op thing in the whole game.
Priest: New specialization ‘Manipulation’ added. Focusing more on mind tricks like mind control. Also making Shadow spec more focused on actual shadow spells.
Shaman: New specialization added for tanking. Using 1h and shield.

Sub-Races:
Troll: Zandalari has been beaten too many times. Survived trolls from different tribes have now accepted by Vol’Jin to join the horde. You can now choose to be Ice, Forest, Sand, Jungle or Zandalari Troll!
Orc: Mag’haris and Dragonmaws have been part of the Horde for a while now. But now you can actually play one of them!
Blood Elf: Elfs once corrupted by the Burning Legion have regain  their own will and sanity.  Now, some felblood elfs have accepted to join the Horde. Time will tell if they can actually prove their worth…
Tauren: Tauren cousins from the northrend, Taunka’s have now travelled from their cold home to see the rest of the world. Of course in the ranks of the mighty Horde!
Goblin: Hobgoblins, the mutated (by goblins themselves) Goblins are part of the horde like normal goblins are. Even they are much more stupid, they do good job in crushing stuff.
Forsaken: Some undeads have some flesh around their bones. But some do only have skeletons left! Undead players are now able to play as a skeleton.
Humans: You can now choose to play as a normal looking human. This way Blizzard is also showing to kids that use of stereoids is not cool.
Night Elfs: Highbourne/High Elfs have been focusing on politics and other boring jobs.. But no more!
Dwarfs:  Rumors tell that many heroes have risen from the ranks of Wilhammers and Dark Irons dwarfs. Maybe rumors are telling about your char?  
Gnomes: Mechagnomes! These little robotic people have been adopted by the Gnomes. Many of them have lost their ancient connection to Titans, but they now serve under Alliance flag. Looking for their epic purpose on Azeroth!
Worgen: From the Northrend rises a small tribe of wolf people… Their ancient prophecy of like minded people have came to be true.. They seek to join among the forces of Worgens and the alliances.. Beware.. The terrible WOLVARS ARE HERE!
Draenei: Legendary Akama himself has lead his Broken’s of Ashtongue Deathsworn to join rest of the Draeneis.
Pandaren: You can now choose play as a native pandaria pandaren. More pandarness and bigger belly than the wandering isle ones have! Nom nom nom nom.

High Elves would be nice.

Yes, High elves..

General
Jaina proudmore uncovered and dispelled an elaborate spell that was cast across the different dimensions by the burning crusade, to hide the embedded sleeper agents from the memory of history. The veil has been lifted from the eyes of Azeroth and the armies of the alliance have been revealed corrupted at the highest levels by the originators of the burning crusade. The vile creatures that managed that managed to corrupt the titan Sargeras himself. Led by the fel demons previously known as the Naaru, the Eredar are finally starting to cleanse Azeroth.

A third faction is born: The Burning Legion.
All Dreanei players now belong to the Burning Legion and their skins are turned red.

Sanara wrote:

Class Changes:

Shaman

Shamans now have something that they can do better than other classes, instead of being average at everything.

That's called being OP, and shamans frequently experience this. Look at resto shamans in PVP in all of Cataclysm.

I'd like some type of Adventure Mode snatched from Reaper of Souls for alternate levelling...or/and a looooong series of quests (for both factions) with a good narrative/storyline covering each of them, taking you all the way from lvl 10ish to max level.