[A] The Drunken Boar - Traditional Dwarven Tavern

Posters adorned with Hammers and Mugs can be found all over Ironforge and Stormwind's Dwarven District. The poster is written both in Dwarvish and Gnomish:

---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

THE DRUNKEN BOAR
Traditional Dwarven Drinks and Dishes



Tired after a hard day at the mine?
Bored of tracking bear footprints on the snow?
Sick of wandering the mountains with your old ragged green hood?
Can't take any more steam engines explosions that keep burning your beard to ashes?


....

Then come and have a nice time at The Drunken Boar!
Try our tasty brews and meals!
Come share a warm fire and a fine ale with your friendly fellow dwarves.
Served up by the finest barmaids Ironforge has to offer.
Bring your dices, your tales and songs!



Now that everything is set, we will open our doors at April 4th of the current year - 20.00h
The tavern is located at Ironforge's 5th level, The Great Forge area, near the Gryphon Master.











We are still hiring people for the staff, anyone interested should send a letter addressed to Rhor Winterbrew or just drop by the tavern.




In case of conflict between costumers: maces, axes and rifles are NOT allowed.
Fist-Fight should be the way to solve things out.
---------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------------

OOC:

Salutations
The Drunken Boar is the a new tavern. Its meant to be a traditional, clumsy and dirty Dwarven Tavern. Dancing on the tables, fist fighting, drunken dwarves sleeping on the ground, Gnomes blowing up stuff etc...
As the staff is short we will try to be open on every Friday, and Monday or Sunday, at 20.00 server time.

Not only to inform of the grand opening but as well that we are still looking for more members to join the staff. This is NOT a guild! So you can still be in your guild and work at the tavern.
If you are interested wisp Girloy or any other of my alts: Kluri, Vohrska and Rhor. Only dwarves and gnomes are allowed to join.


Fer Khaz Modan!
*salutes*

Good luck with the tavern, I´ll pop around and help with Molgarin when I´ve got time.

Hope it works out better than my petty attempt at opening a tavern

I wonder if this will last longer than at least one of the Goldshire owners back in TBC days. xD

I HOPE it will.

...

I smell competition...


Good luck...

Girloy Stoutstone wrote:In case of conflict between costumers: maces, axes and rifles are NOT allowed.

Damnit!

Oh well...gotta learn to bash people with my shield then

Girloy Stoutstone wrote:In case of conflict between costumers: maces, axes and rifles are NOT allowed.

So a hand-mounted Lightning gun is fair-game? Sweet.

Counts as a rifle/firearm no?


Besides, any gizmo' thingies of mass destru- attention, likely will result in a ban and some nasty bruises xD

*walks in with a sword and slays everyone* What? You said no axes, maces or rifles.. Oh, you're gonna change the rule? I think not! *stab*

We shall booze there like real dwarves.

Anaei wrote:*walks in with a sword and slays everyone* What? You said no axes, maces or rifles.. Oh, you're gonna change the rule? I think not! *stab*

I guess that's when Rhor grabs the blunderbuss he hides behind the balcony and aims it at Anaei:

-And aye, I said conflicts between costumers. Not conflict between me and costumers.

"The poster is written both in Dwarvish and Gnomish:"

I'd come to visit but ...

Girloy, are wanted people welcome or Rhor will take out his blunderbuss and riddle me with bullets?

Anaei wrote:*walks in with a sword and slays everyone* What? You said no axes, maces or rifles.. Oh, you're gonna change the rule? I think not! *stab*

Obviously we have those rules because we'll have every rake humans, retarded elves and spacegoats kicked out for being over 4 feet tall. (And Dorfs only use those weaponry, hic!)

Damor/Zinkle wrote:Girloy, are wanted people welcome or Rhor will take out his blunderbuss and riddle me with bullets?

He is quite a nationalist dwarf that will do almost anything to serve the Mountain, although, the greeeed is also big. So... a shiny shiny jewel will let you come in safely.

Wherever humans step, drama comes along...
We don't want it in IF.

The race winners shall drink for free