Re: Your Favourite Quotes

by **Althaløs** Sun Nov 27, 2011 6:42 am

"You have found your way here, because you are among the few gifted with true vision in a world cursed with blindness.
You can see through the fog that hangs over this world like a shroud, and grasp where true power lies.
Fix your eyes upon your crude hands: the sinew, the soft meat, the dark blood coursing within.
It is a weakness; a crippling flaw.... A joke played by the Creators upon their own creations.
The sooner you come to accept your condition as a defect, the sooner you will find yourselves in a position to transcend it.
Through our Master, all things are possible. His power is without limit, and his will unbending.
Those who oppose him will be destroyed utterly, and those who serve -- who serve wholly, unquestioningly, with utter devotion of mind and soul -- elevated to heights beyond your ken." - Lady Deathwhisper

by **Aladras** Tue Nov 29, 2011 1:14 am

Literally just now had this huge argument with Kaleil. It was great. Lots of shouting. Fidget, the Goblin in question we were arguing about, was thought to be a spy. He screamed in response:

"I AM NOT A FELLING SPY, GET IT INTO YOUR THICK SKULL YOU BUMBLING BABBLING BABOON!!"
or something along those lines.

Lolled so hard irl

by **Rentarn** Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:20 am

"When God gives you lemons, you FIND A NEW GOD."
~Powerthirst 2

by **Geldar** Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:10 pm

Where the fuck have you been, Ren? Sad

by **Eodan** Tue Nov 29, 2011 2:28 pm

"I'm not cuddling her! I'm warming her up!"- Myself in a moment of random madness.

by **Ron Sexton** Tue Nov 29, 2011 3:04 pm

"No, no, I wasn't kissing her, I was whispering in her mouth!" - A friend I adore.

by **Demurral** Tue Nov 29, 2011 8:29 pm

No more will I suffer teachings than weaken me. No longer do your whispers crawl within my skull..

From the obviously epic, Darth Sion in KoTOR II

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Wed Nov 30, 2011 2:35 am

Pleasant as this is, I have no time to reminisce Uther. I've come for the Urn, give it to me and I'll make sure you die quickly.

This urn holds your father's ashes, Arthas! What, were you hoping to piss on them one last time before you let his kingdom to rot!?

(Murmur) ... I didn't know what it held.

--Epic Uther is epic.

by **Rentarn** Wed Nov 30, 2011 6:32 am

Geldar wrote:Where the fuck have you been, Ren?

Could ask you the same thing.

by **Eowale** Mon Dec 12, 2011 1:41 pm

"NEEDS MOAR HIT RATING!! CORRUPTION! ...miss. CORRUPTION! ...miss. FEAR! ...resist. FFFFFFFFFUUUUUUU!!" - Comrade HenTo

"Be mindfull of the future, but not at the expense of the present." - Qui-Gon Jinn

by **Sohan** Tue Sep 04, 2012 8:33 pm

Ilyanain wrote:Tell me that I'm handsome...

Lessi wrote:Wait... Let me get this straight, serge. If sex with three people is a threesome and sex with two people is a twosome... I can't figure out why you want to be called handsome?

I rarely laugh at my own jokes, but this one cracked me up xD

by **Thondalar Stormleaf** Tue Sep 04, 2012 9:27 pm

"Don't blink. Blink and you're dead. They are fast. Faster than you can believe. Don't turn your back. Don't look away. And don't blink. Good Luck. "

- Doctor Who

by **Zinkle Figgins** Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:31 pm

"In the long run we are all dead." (John Maynard Keynes)

by **corleth** Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:51 pm

"boobs i like it" - some dude commenting on a porn video, via @BESTPORNCOMMENT

I feel like it perfectly and succinctly encapsulates the male condition, unhindered by society, civilization, law or culpability. It's going on my grave-stone.

by **Sabien** Tue Sep 04, 2012 10:59 pm

I started with nothing and still have most of it left.

by **Gesh** Tue Sep 04, 2012 11:19 pm

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I pondered weak and weary.
Edgar Allan Poe

by **Finnabhair** Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:09 am

Be careful in dealing with a man who cares nothing for sensual pleasures, nothing for comfort or praise or promotion, but is simply determined to do what he believes to be right. He is a dangerous and uncomfortable enemy because his body, which you can always conquer, gives so little purchase over his soul.

--Professor Gilburt Murray, speaking of Ghandi

I've always loved this quote since I saw it in a piece of art (sadly lost to me now) I saw online, a long time ago.

by **Finnabhair** Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:15 am

Also:

Then he took her hand, and he drew her into the darkness of his robe, and there, in the flames and the darkness, they made love. All that night they stayed together, and every living thing that dreamed, dreamed that night of her face, and of her body, and of the warm, salt taste of her sweat and her skin...and every living thing that could dream dreamed of love."

--Neil Gaimain, The Sandman

by **Frostfeather** Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:33 am

If at first you don't succeed then redefine success.

by **Vaell** Wed Sep 05, 2012 1:50 am

“It's a dangerous business, Frodo, going out your door. You step onto the road, and if you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you might be swept off to.”
- Bilbo Baggins, Lord of the Rings: Fellowship of the Ring

For some reason, this is my favorite Tolkien quote as it sums it all up!

"I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If you're looking for ransom, I can tell you I don't have money... but what I do have are a very particular set of skills. Skills I have acquired over a very long career. Skills that make me a nightmare for people like you. If you let my daughter go now, that will be the end of it - I will not look for you, I will not pursue you... but if you don't, I will look for you, I will find you... and I will kill you."
- Liam Neeson, Taken.

(Whilst narrowly escaping a burning building)"So much for a lazy sunday afternoon. My next trick would be a high wire act with a fiery pit for a safety net. It was nice that no one was shooting at me for a change but I would take shot in the head over slow roast on a spit any day of the God damn week."
- Max in Max Payne 3

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z-qV9wVGb38
- Tipping scene, Reservoir Dogs

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iaofBseh0J8
- Silent Bob's Speech, Chasing Amy

Kevin Smith is an inspiration of mine.

"Do you know what "nemesis" means? A righteous infliction of retribution manifested by an appropriate agent. Personified in this case by an 'orrible cunt... me. "
- Brick Top, Snatch

"Some motherfucker's always trying to ice skate uphill."
- Blade

"You fight like a dairy farmer!"
- Guybrush Threepwood, Monkey Island

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7c76DrjREWs
- Walter Bishop, Fringe

My favorite character in any show.

"So say we all!"
- Every character in Battlestar Galatica

"WHERNESH THEE DETOANSHATOR?!"
- Batman, The Dark Knight Rises

Will add more tomorrow!

by **Feral / Blackfall** Wed Sep 05, 2012 3:42 am

I have many but here's a couple Defias RP ones I've saved. They are probably only funny if you know the chars involved ;D

[Rae Wulfgnar] says: Off his leg Feral! I need to hug him!

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[Brigs Morgan] says: We do not hire crazy people.

by **Sanara** Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:48 am

I feel it, the power... Fills me! Yes! I feel the universe within me! I am... I am a part of the cosmos! The power flows... Flows through me! Ah! Of what consequence are you now? This planet, these people... They are NOTHING to me! The universe is power! Pure, unstoppable POWER! And I am that force! I am that power! KNEEL BEFORE YOUR MASTER! Fool! you are no longer my EQUAL! I am more than man! MORE THAN LIFE! I... am... a... GOD!

-Skeletor

by **Sabien** Wed Sep 05, 2012 7:50 am

I don't wanna be an angel
I just want to be God.

Corey Taylor 3030150

by **Cid** Wed Sep 05, 2012 12:56 pm

"Hey, do you know who I am? I'm Cid—that's who the hell I am! Now just let me handle it!"

Cid, FF VII

(also what I was thinking when I had an argument with a Blood DK about who could tank the best)

by **Lexgrad** Wed Sep 05, 2012 4:05 pm

Cid wrote:"Hey, do you know who I am? I'm Cid—that's who the hell I am! Now just let me handle it!"

Cid, FF VII

(also what I was thinking when I had an argument with a Blood DK about who could tank the best)

The blood DK, I have seen your tanking Razz

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