The Joys of Life (advertisement)

IC

((A letter, elegantly scribed on choice parchment and scented faintly of jasmine, has been sent to certain wealthy persons in Stormwind and Dalaran, and a few copies can also be seen in some of the more reputable establishments in each city, such as the Blue Recluse and the Legerdemain Lounge.))

The essence of life is in the joy that fills the moments and in the ease of mind that comes with time well spent. The art of a courtesan is to transform the slow and ordinary hours into a tapestry of comforts, and to provide that very essence at any time of your choosing.

The Lady Vale is well versed in the luxurious arts, should you desire to make your time pass more pleasantly, whether an hour or an evening. Whether your wish is stimulating conversation and skilled entertainment, the sympathetic ear that you so often lack and a sound mind to offer advice in return, or an elegantly mannered escort to a social event, your needs will be handsomely met.

Her more specific offerings include an array of conversation on diverse topics, relaxing massage for the treatment of the muscles, both dance and music, including lyre, harp, and an attractive repertoire of song, and an understanding and a taste for the finer things in life. In her company one may expect the opportunity to relax in a comfortable environment influenced by both Tanaris and Dalaran, with choice liquors, teas, and incenses and attention to every detail.

You are invited to contact the Lady Vale at the Legerdemain Lounge in Dalaran, where she would be most pleased to speak to you about your requirements, or should you simply be seeking refreshment and comfort, to offer her own suggestions depending on your situation. Send a letter to the Lady Vale, and see the joys of life unfold before your feet.

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OOC

While for the most part I'm posting this with the intention of making it known what it is Vale does in her time outside the Jewel of Dalaran, and for the sake of helping her reputation to spread IC, I'd also be very happy if more RP came of the situation. So with that said here's a few ideas of how you might be interested in using the above stuff.

-Events: If there's an upcoming ball/ceremony/party, why not engage the services of someone elegant and well-spoken to accompany you?

-Scribe services: This is good opportunity if you have an important letter or document and aren't certain how to word it, or perhaps you just want that extra well-written touch.

-Entertainment: Perhaps you're hosting a small party of friends and require music or dancing, or simply want someone there to make sure the conversation flows amusingly.

-Company: If you're just after some random RP that isn't bumping into a stranger in the street, this is a good chance just to spend some time talking and drinking with someone who's (hopefully) different and interesting.

Feel free to be creative!

Also, a note: Should this look very similar to Sophyra's courtesan advertising, indeed it is. However, far from trying to fill the same niche, I'm seeking to broaden it. Vale is looking for her own place doing similar, but far from the same, kind of work. Hopefully that'll turn out for the interest of all!

PS- this really needs a theme song, so! A Theme for Lady Vale

IC:
Pierre walks in the Park and sees a post sign with a few papers. One catches his interest, standing out between all wanted posters. He glances around nervously to make sure nobody sees him read it.
"Dancing..."
He looks around again and then continues to walk, his smile broadening with every step as his mind spawns fantasies of awe inspiring performances.

OOC:
I think this is just brilliant. Absolutely brilliant.

Ooc:Best of luck with this Aniane!

I've updated the above post to ensure that all the information is current, considering that Vale is going Back into Business(tm) and so I have reworded the IC advertisement somewhat.

This is in fact a current IC occurrence! New letters, bearing the text above, are now being sent to favourable clients in Stormwind and Dalaran. Vale is resuming her courtesan services, and hopefully with them, a chance for more varied RP. Take advantage, if this fits in with your plotlines/events/characters!

OOC: I can swear I've read the IC parts before. Taken from Sophy?

OOC: Probably from the first time I advertised this in September! But no I didn't nick 'em from Sophy, that would be mean

Didn't send one to me personally? I feel insulted

IC: Valdar folds his arms as he stops in front of one of the posters, smirking as he reads it. After a moment he chuckles and mutters to himself. 'Now, tha's the mos' eloquen' whore I ever 'eard of.'

OOC: <3

OOC: Ah Rae, but you're so hard to find a current address for

And thank you Val xD

IC: The Baron picks up the letter from the desk in front of him and opens the envelope with a letter opener. After reading he chuckles slightly to himself.
"So that delightful little... snake is in Dalaran these days? What a shame."

OOC: Gotta love this

*Looks over his desk as a gnome walks into his shop in Ratchet*
''Do I have a deal for Yo-... What's this? A letter? How the bloody did you get your hands on that Rufy? Read in common... Let me just read it through...
Stimulating... Entertainment... What are you standing around for!?! Go drag me some costumers!''
*Rufy walks out of the shop*
*Razlow leans back in his chair behind his desk*
''Sounds like promising business... I've gotta find someone in Silvermoon for that!''

I've been listening to the music for some time now .... Now I want Vale.... To write letters of course.. <.< >.> What?