Herald of the Scarlet Crusade Kalimdor

Skarain got her hands to one of the booklets. She perks up her eyebrows in surprise, reading again just to make sure she read it right. Thinking aloud in her chambers,

"I don't quite know the editor of this... booklet company, but got-to wonder, why include the Witch part? That's like inviting superstitious peasants with pitchforks or devour paladins with their glowy hammers at your doorstep, the first there to lunch you, the second to smack some Light's truth upon the matter. It 'could' also be a part of the recruitment strategy alltogether.... to lure those paladins and pitchfork militias into her clutches to be "shown the truth". Let's hope they don't get lunched for using the "scarlet crusade" word though. That'd be a tad unfortunate start to the human population of Kalimdor.... not that there is much of it left, not with Theramore blown to a thousand bits."

Skarain shrugs her shoulders and smirks from the corners of her lips somewhat. She folds the booklet and leave it at the end of her desk.

"I guess we will have to see what comes out next."

"Seven kingdoms...?" Helmut asked himself, holding up his right hand, ready to count on his fingers.

"Stoormwiiind, Khaz Modan, Gnomeregan, ofcourse... Gilneas, Lordaeron and Stormgarde. Alterac. Kul Tiras? Hmm, does it still count? Quel'Thalas. Northrend. Azjol-Nerub and Ahn'Qiraj, with the insects. Outland..? Theramore was a kingdom... Hmm, well, it's more than seven kingdoms. I wonder if there are just seven specific kingdoms. Which ones? What will be spared, and why them?"

Helmut strolled around his desk a couple of times, thinking out loudly to himself.

"Oh, well, it does not matter. We're talking about a Scarlet. They are delusional nut-jobs. Scarlets always fail, I myself has seen to it before. And even a kingdom without a minister of defence can deal with scarlets. She will probably be taken down before she conquered even ONE kingdom. Stupid girl. Stupid, stupid girl."

"Looks like truble, good thing that where there is conflict there is profit to be earned - random mercenary"

Skarain get her hands upon the new booklet. Immediately she perks an eyebrow upon the signature.

"I thought Theramore was blown up at the time between the end of Deathwing's terror and prior the discovery of Pandaria? Uhhuh... I guess the the Prophetess is one of the survivors. "

"Guess one could technically start rebuilding on Theramore Crater, although getting the broken ley-riff on it spot to calm down is one challenge on itself. Starting the civilization by Northwatch could also work..... or on the Alcaz Island off the coast of Dustwallow."

Skarain lays the booklet aside, next to the earlier edition.

"Got to tip the hat to the bravery or foolishness of those who actually are settlers and aim to set a human kingdom to Kalimdor. I can't imagine the Orcs being to happy about sharing the space. No wonder why they speak of soldiers as soldiers and not parading marionettes"

Theod... Tom, Tom McAnthill, reads the booklets leisurely by the market stalls of Stormwinds bluest district, commenting loudly to the nearby salesmen: "Ex-witch, huh, remember that one time back when... Nooooo, I guess you wouldn't. Gotta say though, this here's one whole kinda crazy I haven't tried yet. How long, you reckon, before the Horde puts a stop to it?"

Not long...

"You know, for once it's good that the Kalimdor-based Horde deal with the Scarlets. Too long has the Alliance and the Forsaken put aside time for those japping dogs."
Helmut moves closer to the stall. He browses a box of old goblin lifestyle magazines.
"I mean, the Forsaken can hardly deal with them, as weak as they are. The fact that the old Monastery isn't burnt to the ground is beyond me. Had that place been right outside of Stormwind or Ironforge, well oh boy, would it be a a bluebannered supermall or garrison long ago..."
After checking the whole box he closes it and pulls it closer to him.
"You know, I do worry about the Horde, though. After I saw to it that their warbands like the Red Blade and Blood Wolf Clan were destroyed they seem to lack the usual manpower. The Raiders, parhaps...?  The Horde must be terribly understaffed right now. Would not be very suprising if they were actually conquered by Scarlets."
Helmut turns to the pointy-eared salesman.
"How much for this box of lifestyle magazines? I am redecorating and I heard that vintage gobbo is the trend of the summer!"

That will be Ninety silver for the box, Goblins tend to be very liberal with the pin up centerfolds, if you're inclined to such things.

As for who will be dealing with this new "Scarlet" problem in Kalimdor, Yore guess is as good as mine

"Well, there is no way that what you said can have any sort of double meaning or punny implication at all! As for the centrefolds, well I guess I just have to endure!"
Helmut flips a golden coin onto the counter, grabs his box and struts away with his long cloak dragging on the ground behind him.