[A] The Redsworth Et Al Clinic, Free Checkups & Food for the Needy.

The Redsworth Et Al clinic is a privately funded medical facility on the edges of the industrial Dwarven District, situated next to the Stormwind entrance to the Deeprum Tram. Owned by chief of staff, Arenfel Redsworth (formerly Serentyne), and co-run by surgeon Cathee Piner. Through clean, accessible medical care and efficient practice, the pair hopes to help the position of Stormwind's less fortunate by providing a center open to everyone in need of aid. Regardless of background or economic status.

We're Hiring!
The Redsworth Et Al Clinic would like to recruit a number of medical practitioners to expand the range of treatments it can offer its patients. If you believe you have skills to contribute to the Clinic, please contact Arenfel Redsworth or Cathee Piner by letter at your earliest convenience! (This should be done via a Private Message, or an in-game mail addressed to Cathee or Redsworth).

Services Provided:

• Free & confidential checkups for all patients.
  
• Consultations & planning for living with debilitating illness or loss of limbs.
  
• Prescriptive medicine & repeat prescriptions.
  
• Hot meals for those otherwise unable to afford proper nourishment.
  
• Blankets & charity packages for the homeless.
  

Healing Available (Depending on Present Staff)

• Treatment of bullet wounds: Cathee Piner, Arenfel Redsworth.
  
• Treatment of serious wounds requiring surgery: Cathee Piner.
  
• Detoxification of malign magical elements: Arenfel Redsworth, Cathee Piner.
  
• Detoxification of malign chemical elements: Arenfel Redsworth, Cathee Piner.
  
• Cursebreaking: Arenfel Redsworth.
  
• Setting broken bones: Arenfel Redsworth, Cathee Piner.
  Note: This is not an exhaustive list, and should not be treated as such!
  

Rules

• No violence within the clinic.
  
• Weapons are to be placed within the painted oak chest to the left of the door on entry.
  
• Magical weaponry, such as runeblades and sentient devices which cannot be guaranteed as safe by the wielder, are to be kept out of reach of patients indefinitely.
  
• Demons will be destroyed on sight, irregardless of rationale as a precautionary measure for protecting patient clientele.
  
• Pets such as dogs, cats, and "exotic" creatures may be brought into the clinic during slow hours; but not during busy periods.
  

Appointments
Please fill in the form below (note: Appointments can be walk-in, but should no one be online, we advise you to use this form!)
Name:
Reason for appointment:
Preferred choice of staff:

Staff List: Last Updated 12/01/2015

Doctor A. Redsworth
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Formerly an accomplished Kirin-Tor scholar famed for his in depth study of defensive arcana and the reversal of detrimental magical effects on mortals. The seemingly ancient Arenfel Serentyne legally changed his surname to Redsworth after returning early from Draenor, and immediately founded the Redsworth Et Al clinic with the help of Surgeon Cathee Piner.

Qualified as an alchemist, and possessing an intricate knowledge of Azeroth's history, creatures, and oddities. Doctor Redsworth has devoted the remainder of his years to the study of Mistweaving to assist the clinic in its pursuit of better care for its patients.

Though seemingly kind faced and gentle in disposition, the clinic staff makes joking reference to the fact that Doctor Redsworth's presence validates the lack of expenditure in security. Maybe that decorate sword collection is there for a reason? Who knows!

Doctor C. Piner
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Cathee Piner began her medicinal studies at a very young age, fascinated by the mechanics of the human body, she possessed an insatiable drive to learn more about the way we function. Her keen nose for learning allowed her to quickly advance through her profession, and is now a qualified surgeon at the age of nineteen.

Due to an extraordinarily high demand for field medics following the outbreak of war on Azeroth. Doctor Piner enlisted with the Stormwind Regiment, and through her brief career she has racked up incalculable hours of experience. Operating on every race known to the Alliance, and saving dozens of lives with quick thinking and steel nerves.

Kind-hearted, approachable, charming and diligent. Piner's bedside manner is highly sought after by patients of the Redsworth Clinic.

Dr.John the Archdog
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The floppiest brewhound on Azeroth. John is Arenfel's canine companion who wouldn't take no for an answer when his owner tried to leave for work without him. As a compromise, Dr.Redsworth decided to use John as a therapy dog and offers patients the opportunity to cuddle and squeeze the big pup during troubling times.

The clinic staff have created an intricate story surrounding John for children: John, aka Dr.John the Archdog, was once an ordinary puppy. When Dr.Redsworth transformed from a wizard to a monk, he sealed his arcane powers within John, and thus created Azeroth's one and only "archdog". A master of cuddlemancy and comfortoturgy, this mystic hound can ease all your troubles!

And he really likes biscuits.

Wiee

This is amazing. Be sure to expect a meet & greet from your lovely Dwarven District neighbours!

We've been having a blast so far! Lots of people keep breaking their bones and contracting nasty bumps'n'bruises!

Feel free to pop by whenever we're online, and don't be afraid to use the appointment sheet if you want to guarantee a session!

Thanks for your support. Keep getting injured.

May have need of your services, I may have gotten stabbed in Northrend XD

Lyniath wrote:May have need of your services, I may have gotten stabbed in Northrend XD

I'm not sure if we can afford out private helicopter for house calls to Fantasy-Death-Canada just yet, but if you pop by the clinic in Stormwind then you'll get looked at fo' sure.

Again! We heartily encourage the use of the appointment slips for times when clinic staff are offline!

Name:
Reason for appointment:
Preferred choice of staff:

Swan Emperor Arenfel wrote:

Lyniath wrote:May have need of your services, I may have gotten stabbed in Northrend XD

I'm not sure if we can afford out private helicopter for house calls to Fantasy-Death-Canada just yet, but if you pop by the clinic in Stormwind then you'll get looked at fo' sure.

Again! We heartily encourage the use of the appointment slips for times when clinic staff are offline!

Name:
Reason for appointment:
Preferred choice of staff:

We're on our way back to Stormwind with some shoddy bandage work

Profiles have been added for Arenfel, Cathee, and John!

Very nice concept, and people!
Just taking a mental note never to do operation on public streets again. #TheLollers

The lollers is the best bit.

It's been a busy few days! So far Doctors Piner & Redsworth, along with their newest nurse have aided in the treatment of...

• Three cases of broken bones!
  
• Emergency surgery on a protruding rib!
  
• Removal of a misplaced spear lodged through a man's abdomen!
  
• The stitching and purification of a saronite-inflicted wound!
  
• More broken bones.
  
• Seriously does no one in Stormwind drink their milk?
  
• Do you all have brittle bones?
  
• Oh and I think we stitched a guy's cheek flesh up or something.

Swan Emperor Arenfel wrote:It's been a busy few days! So far Doctors Piner & Redsworth, along with their newest nurse have aided in the treatment of...

• Seriously does no one in Stormwind drink their milk?
  
  

At THOSE milk prices, in THIS economy?