Forum Game: The Vending Machine

[Mike]

Welcome, welcome! To "The Vending Machine!"

It's a little fun game where sanity is a word unknown.
The game can only be explained by an example.

I, the first poster will put something IN the machine.

In goes: Conquest of the Horde

Then it's up to you to get the game running!
Here's what you need to do!

Out comes: Angry retail players.

Make up something that comes out. (please make it related to the item put in.)
AND put something in!

In goes: A banana.

Then this should be the chain you will get:

Mike:
In goes CotH

Jesse:
Out comes a crowd of angry retail players.

In goes a banana.

...and so forth.
I'll start in a next post.

[Mike]

In goes Deathwing.

[Saevir]

In goes Deathwing.

Out comes Sexwing

In goes a gnome.

[Guest]

Out comes the closet.

In goes the game

[Magaskawee/Anaei]

Out comes about seventeen losses of said game.

In goes a nervous virgin.

[Ataris]

Out comes World of Warcraft addiction.

In goes Warhammer fanaticism.

[Ehrfürchtige Bennedict]

Out comes a re-subscription to WoW

In goes Trave

[Torukan]

Out comes Hitler? (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Trave)

In goes a Goon

[Ehrfürchtige Bennedict]

Out comes a mild forum Archal

In goes Fortesgue

[Magaskawee/Anaei]

Out comes an annoying demonic nephew

In goes amusing kitchen roll salesman 'Juan Sheet'.

[Guest]

Out comes a bloody pulp of bones and flesh.

In goes Geldar.

[Magaskawee/Anaei]

(Sorry I want this one)

Out comes Mrs. Anaei Angelos.

In goes the down payment on a nice chateau.

[Nayan]

Out comes the bottle of red wine.

In goes a plane ticket.

[Guest]

Out comes a mild forum Archal

YOU DONT EVEN KNOW ME DDD:

Out comes a bus ticket

In goes Vargosh kissing Cyaska.

[Shaelyssa]

Out comes AIDS actually.

In goes RuPaul.

[Nayan]

Out comes a male nelf priest.

In goes an appricot.

[Torukan]

Out comes a fucked up commercial

( https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9OF5YWM9IGc )

In goes Chuck Norris

[Shandrea/Nar'Gaya]

*Vending machine collapses from having so much awesome*
Out comes a scream for help.

In goes a mechanic.

[Geldar]

Out comes a mage.

In goes Khorne.

[Mike]

Out comes awesomeage.

In goes pride.

[Magaskawee/Anaei]

Out comes Simba

In goes the concept of disappointment

[Zhakiri]

Out comes Vasgar's penis.

In goes a pair of socks.

[Guest]

Out comes [Epic Purple Shirt]

In goes a shrubbery!

[Mike]

Out come the knights of Iki Iki Iki Iki Iki PTANGSOOOOBOING!

In goes the Holy Grail.

[Magaskawee/Anaei]

Out comes Mary Magdalene. LOLOLOLOLOL Spelt wrong and all...

In goes A slice of Domino's Meateor Pizza

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