[A] Blackbrew Mercenaries

Good evening! Me and a few other movers and shakers have cobbled together a fun new guild idea.

Our exciting new guild concept is based around the idea that patrons give us funds in return for services, we call this a "sale", and what we "sell" is our services as fighters. You know you can rely on us to always be a reliable investment, as we power emote so much there's no chance of us ever losing your fight!

We plan to occupy the Shady Lady. Given I was GM of the Cartel, I know they won't mind us intruding.

For our first event, we plan to start a 3 day long riot (which will only actually last 3 hours), which I will of course spend the entire duration of offline. I can't have my character dying!

If you are interested in joining the guild, you must meet our stringent requirements:

• You must only metagame when you consider it funny and/or to annoy the Disciples
  
• If we decide to kill your character, you have no say otherwise
  
• You are not allowed to harm my character
  
• You must be male
  
• You must not be a white knight
  
• You must not be a Blade
  
• You must not be an active member of the community
  

Luving it.

whatever this is, this is fantastic

Interesting requirements

Metapoweremote-arrest all the city guards and hold mock trials sentencing them to exile or death by snu snu.

I pay much gold.

Humorous, but unfortunately this post isn't by me.

All I can say is that I'm honored someone would even bother. The community is blessed to have such Jesters within it  

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