Valentines Day, SAY WHA!?

I'll let him go on top for once.

valentine's day is illegal in kuwait!!!!!!! we call it flower's day instead. love doesnt exist anyways its a made up thing there is only disgusting sex and sti's

Aelrath wrote:I'll let him go on top for once.

rofl

Shaelyssa wrote:valentine's day is illegal in kuwait!!!!!!! we call it flower's day instead. love doesnt exist anyways its a made up thing there is only disgusting sex and sti's

You just want us to link "All you need is love", try harder.

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Shaelyssa wrote:valentine's day is illegal in kuwait!!!!!!! we call it flower's day instead. love doesnt exist anyways its a made up thing there is only disgusting sex and sti's

You just want us to link "All you need is love", try harder.

not true!!!! love is FAKE!!!!! we dont even have a word for it in arabic

Shaelyssa wrote:

Kristeas Sunbinder wrote:

Shaelyssa wrote:valentine's day is illegal in kuwait!!!!!!! we call it flower's day instead. love doesnt exist anyways its a made up thing there is only disgusting sex and sti's

You just want us to link "All you need is love", try harder.

not true!!!! love is FAKE!!!!! we dont even have a word for it in arabic

How would you translate this: عشق

He'll probably retort with some lame excuse such as: "persian isnt arabic omg lol noob i lost this argument really"

Vaell wrote:

Vangrel Lansire wrote:
Go for something sentimental of a mutual interest, something long-lasting, something that when he uses will remind him of you.

That makes for the best present.

I say do the complete opposite! Put yourself in the position; would you prefer to have your boyfriend's name on a pendant ... or the complete box set of House? Just sayin'

Complete box set of House.

Vangrel Lansire wrote:Same shit as Christmas and everything else that has been corrupted by capitalism.

Go for something sentimental of a mutual interest, something long-lasting, something that when he uses will remind him of you.

That makes for the best present.

Awwww Eph you're so cute on the inside <3 <3

Especially since Ephitos has SO MUCH experience when it comes to relationships!

We should ask Antistia. He's a slut!
Oh, wait. Not relationships, booty calls. Crap.

Any other offers?

Confirmed; Antistia is a slut.

Source; Internet.

Lorainne/Bridlington wrote:Especially since Ephitos has SO MUCH experience when it comes to relationships!

We should ask Antistia. He's a slut!
Oh, wait. Not relationships, booty calls. Crap.

Any other offers?

Don't you pollute the vent thread about your failed dates???

It's like cheerleading, except I'm schizophrenic and change sides all the time!

I believe I've complained about a date with a Spaniard once, yes. The guy turned out to be a real piece of work, I tell you. Good riddance!

However, 'failed' dates are always better than no dates! One up on the life experience.

To each their own.

Lorainne/Bridlington wrote:Especially since Ephitos has SO MUCH experience when it comes to relationships!

We should ask Antistia. He's a slut!
Oh, wait. Not relationships, booty calls. Crap.

Any other offers?

I would like to go on record with the following statement: I have had a relationship in the last 4 months.


...that said, it started out as booty calls. Oh, and I call her my crazy ex nowadays.

Haha, I know you do. You have all the reason to do so, if I recall correctly! :')

Gotta say, Eph's advice is actually good in this case.

And that's coming from one who's in a happy relationship, and has been for more than four years now. Does that add some weight to the argument?


As a footnote, Lorry, you've complained about your dates way more than one time... Just saying.

Atleast Lorraine is out there -getting- dates.

Buy him WoW the day before V-day so that you can play together and every day can be a special V-day for the both of you. That way you can neglect any kind of traditional presents and forget about V-day altogether.

Row row, fight the power!

Gunna reiterate what I said about not getting him WoW for Valentines. Don't...

Also, if any of you find Lor's vent thread posts annoying, it's nothing compared to what it was like back when Lyniath was posting....my god...

Agreed with the bellend above

Tjib/Oragg wrote:

Vaell wrote:

Vangrel Lansire wrote:
Go for something sentimental of a mutual interest, something long-lasting, something that when he uses will remind him of you.

That makes for the best present.

I say do the complete opposite! Put yourself in the position; would you prefer to have your boyfriend's name on a pendant ... or the complete box set of House? Just sayin'

Complete box set of House.

Tord, we might as well date. Everything is pink in the dark.

I won't be venting about dates anymore. This Valentine is a happy Valentine.

perturbo wrote:Gunna reiterate what I said about not getting him WoW for Valentines. Don't...

Also, if any of you find Lor's vent thread posts annoying, it's nothing compared to what it was like back when Lyniath was posting....my god...

I had almost wiped the dark ages from my mind entirely. Bastard.

And while GOD rested and creation slept, Iblis arose and created love from Adam's foreskin and the irriationality of Eve;
He rained it down upon creation and it seeped in the earth, and it became an unseperable part of creation;
He cursed the wine and beer that Adam and Eve drank,
and made perfect the Forbidden Fruit with his malicioud creation;
The LORD upon awakening said: "Oh Iblis, thou doomed my creation, the seeds of destruction you sowed when I rested.";
Adam and Eve awoke to the sensation of passionate love, and they acted like fools and they doubted themselves;
And GOD saw that it was bad, very very bad.

It's a loose translation of a paragraph the original publisher of the old testament thought was poorly written and was thus removed... Clearly evidence love is evil though.