A Consumer's Philosophical Conundrum.

Well on the way home from work, a simple yet "Elegant" issue came to mind, and I figured: where else to seek opinions then trusty defias-rp, home to all sorts of depraved individuals.

So!

The issue stems with Market-research.

There are few people that go into a store and decide to buy a pc willy nilly. Ofcourse not! you do some research!
Same with a TV. First you find what you need spec-wise, but after that for item with the same specs do you go for? Obviously, the next step is looking up user reviews: you find which one has better reviews, which one people have the least issues with etc.

Same with choosing a restaurant. If you're in india and there are two restaurants next to each other, the first is packed to the rafters, the second is inhabited by a lonely cow. Only the idiot, or the one who likes dysentery chooses the second restaurant because the waiting times are so much shorter!


Which brings me to the problem at hand. Choosing Your Prostitute.

Window shopping will only get you the specs of the product. To be sure that your buck will get you the best bang in both senses of the word, you'll need user reviews. Like with the restaurant, you probably don't want the deserted privates because well, there's probably something wrong with it.

However, if you do go for the best visited, best reviewed one, well you're getting the most Visited one...

and that ladies and gentlemen is the conundrum, your thoughts?

...what?

I am afraid i do not use this kind of services, and thus i am unable to answer your question.

It doesn't exactly answer your question, but it's something I watched yesterday which is on the same topic as consumerism.

I hope this doesn't derail anything, back to the topic at hand!

Amaryl, lose your virginity for free on a lovely girl; don't waste money on second-hand goods.

my neepuls, it hurts when you tweest them

Vaell wrote:Amaryl, lose your virginity for free on a lovely girl; don't waste money on second-hand goods.

was waiting for how long this would take... took 4 posts, i'm sadly dissapointed :'(

You've answered your own question.

If you value novelty over verifiable quality, then you must go for quality and find yourself one who is working her first day!

I like my prostitutes the same way I like my coffee. Cheap, Colombian, and operating at the behest of a drugs cartel.

You take used as a bad thing Amaryl. Used could also mean very experienced.

The standard mindset for the industry however is to not break the forth wall and keep the illusion that she is deeply into you and you are the cool french artist style of client, rather than doing anything seedy.

Halya wrote:I like my prostitutes the same way I like my coffee. Cheap, Colombian, and operating at the behest of a drugs cartel.

Ditto! Ground up, in bags, in my freezer.

*looks at Gruf's avatar*

Somehow I believe that...

Lexgrad wrote:You take used as a bad thing Amaryl. Used could also mean very experienced.

The standard mindset for the industry however is to not break the forth wall and keep the illusion that she is deeply into you and you are the cool french artist style of client, rather than doing anything seedy.

Oh i am saying she's experienced! that's one of the perks of choosing her! good reviews!

but good reviews do mean used! and if you're late in the night, that means there's jizz of a dozen johns does lingering in there! eewww!

but still better than possible herpes?!

xD

Amaryl wrote:

Lexgrad wrote:You take used as a bad thing Amaryl. Used could also mean very experienced.

The standard mindset for the industry however is to not break the forth wall and keep the illusion that she is deeply into you and you are the cool french artist style of client, rather than doing anything seedy.

Oh i am saying she's experienced! that's one of the perks of choosing her! good reviews!

but good reviews do mean used! and if you're late in the night, that means there's jizz of a dozen johns does lingering in there! eewww!

but still better than possible herpes?!

xD

Wrap it up and you will be fine XD (No kids, seriously dont!)

Amaryl wrote:

Lexgrad wrote:You take used as a bad thing Amaryl. Used could also mean very experienced.

The standard mindset for the industry however is to not break the forth wall and keep the illusion that she is deeply into you and you are the cool french artist style of client, rather than doing anything seedy.

Oh i am saying she's experienced! that's one of the perks of choosing her! good reviews!

but good reviews do mean used! and if you're late in the night, that means there's jizz of a dozen johns does lingering in there! eewww!

but still better than possible herpes?!

xD

I'd say any article where you go bare should go on the "Doesn't qualify to sandards" list. Due to the severly increased risk of several unpleasant (and in some cases seeping) infections.

Lexgrad wrote:

Amaryl wrote:

Lexgrad wrote:You take used as a bad thing Amaryl. Used could also mean very experienced.

The standard mindset for the industry however is to not break the forth wall and keep the illusion that she is deeply into you and you are the cool french artist style of client, rather than doing anything seedy.

Oh i am saying she's experienced! that's one of the perks of choosing her! good reviews!

but good reviews do mean used! and if you're late in the night, that means there's jizz of a dozen johns does lingering in there! eewww!

but still better than possible herpes?!

xD

Wrap it up and you will be fine XD (No kids, seriously dont!)

Lex seems to be arguing against the usage of condoms. Why am I not surprised?

Whores are ok, but no condoms. (No kids seriously, wrap it up and dont use whores)

You dont buy a whore, you use it then bring it back unlike a TV so the solution is simple, keep on shagging as many whores till you find one you like, then stick(stick in) to that one.