The Goldshore Holiday and Armaments Company™

by **Magaskawee/Anaei** Sun Jun 03, 2012 4:38 pm

So! You wanna enter the world of business? Natural, Goblins have been the masters of industry since they crawled out of the ground, dragging gold with them! Take a moment to look through our brochure!

The GHA Company's Brochure
Lifes stressful, isn't it? So much to do, so many foes to vanquish. Don't you wish that you could kick back and relax, while also feeling like you're helping the war effort? Hi there, i'm Trosdan Goldshore, my great grand-pappy built this company up from the ground, we pride ourselves on good old fashioned family service.* (*Unless family are homicidal, we do not offer such services.) Here at the GHA Company, we want to offer you the chance to visit the most beautiful spots of our world when you wanna kick back, relax and just get stinking drunk.

So what do we have to offer?

Permanent Locations

Here at GHA we believe in choice, based permanently in Bilgewater Harbour at our HQ,
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Here we can offer you our greatest deals, our hospitality and book you a wonderful trip around Azeroth.

Our main out of Bilgewater residence is the beautiful inn, The Oily Hobgoblin (Formerly the Wyvern's Tail) here we offer our Horde allies the greatest selection of booze from around the Cartels! Try out Booty Bay Blaster or the Ratchet Rumbler! You'll be singing shanties in no time!* (*Shanties are prohibited on company property),
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The Inn's Opening times are scheduled and will be distributed at a later time.

Resorts

Through our connections to the various cartels, we've obtained the rights to host resort trips to some of the finest establishments on Azeroth! Once in a lifetime trips that will leave you with lifelong memories*! (*Memory loss may incur.) For a small fee* (*Large fee.) So what lovely trips do we have on offer?

The Steam Pools Experience
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Visit the mysterious Steam Pools of Feralas, this relaxing all inclusive holiday includes a day trip into the Forests of Feralas and a Silithud hunting experience in the vast desert of Silithus! Dates for the excursion can be obtained by contacting our Holiday reps. Courtesy of Lasha Gearwheel, resort director.

Hardwrench Hideaway Jungle Excursion
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Owned by the Sensual Sassy Hardwrench, the Jungle Excursion sees us visit the Tropical Stranglethorn Vale, with stops including Zul'Gurub, Booty Bay and Grom'Gol, this is a trip you don't want to miss! You can even take part in the Nessingwary hunt!* (*Warning: Hunt can induce death.)

The Needles Speedbarge Cruise
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Love the sea but hate all that pesky sailing? This is the trip for you! Located floating on what was the Shimmering Flats, Fizzle and Pozzik's Speedbarge is a Gnomish and Goblin paradise, but also for you! Hire a riverboat and explore the new Thousand Needles! Fish leisurely and at night enjoy karaoke at the bar! The moonlight over the new Shimmering Lake is not to be missed!

Pleasure Palace Plethora of Pfun* (*Pfun is a Goblin word. Honest.)
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Located amongst the hills of Azshara, Trade Prince Gallywix has constructed himself a rather amazing spectacle! Although not yet seen visiting it, His 'Highness' has decked out this location with high class bar, golf course and pool! This trip is reserved for those who have been extended an invitation* (*Information on bribes enclosed.) and how to receive one can be explained by our Holiday Reps.

We hope you'll come and see us and book your trip today!

For our Armaments and Trade Brochures, please contact our HQ.

OOC Bit:

Hi there! <GHA Company> is an upcoming Goblin Majority(hopefully) guild that wants to bring a bit of 'relaxed fun' to Horde Roleplay. The Goblins have been part of the Horde for a long time and show no real influence in current rp! The Company while fronted as a tourism company, will also conduct trade, escorts for goods, port-to-port trade and armament deals. It will supply major guilds with supplies. I am posting this now, as I wish to know if there is a wish for this kind of guild, or if people would be interested in joining!

We'll be accepting all races, although it's a Goblin run company! So we encourage a majority of Goblins but we need other races!

The Guild

The guild has been created and is ready for joiners! We're going to have a launch party a week from today, so we need to get our recruits into the guild and start planning for the big partay! Even if you just want a casual rp alt, this is the place!