Eurovision

F**K YOU SWEDEN, THE UNITED KINGDOM IS THE MASTER-RACE-EMPIRE-WE-DON'T-NEED-YOU!
WEINVENTEDYOU!

...So. yeah, We came second to last. Fml why couldn't the UK get Adele? Maximo Park? All those amazing artists we have?

FUCK YOU NORWAY

DESTROYED BY ENGLAND IN EUROVISION AND FOOTBALL

...I want Adele to dress up as Lady Britannia next year and ride into eurovision battle..

Italy, why so D:?

Also, flawless enough victory.

Still smug that the entire show was spoken in ENGLISH... yeah don't forget that bitches.

I never liked Loreen from the moment she stepped into the swedish competition. Fuck her.



Also. What'd Eurovision be without Sweden, the majority of the other countries had their songs written by swedes, or the dance moves, music, so on. Pff.

I liked Malta, Ireland and another probably but can't remember, too tired

Vec wrote:Still smug that the entire show was spoken in ENGLISH... yeah don't forget that bitches.

Because then everyon non-english speaking country can have their lulz mangling it.

And now that you say it, still wondering why they kept repeating the points given in french.

+ Finland point giver is best point giver.

It all comes down to "I don't like that country."

Much lols were had watching it seeing all the foriegners trying to speak our BEAUTIFUL TONGUE, Sweden, Ireland and England. Speaking the true language with grace!

I'm pretty sure England is much more upset than Norway. All Eurovision does is show how much of a loser country we are.
Great Britain is the nerd country sitting at the loser table in the Europe cafeteria. Plus, Hump was put on such a high pedestal in the run up that he was pretty much destined to fail.

Were the cool, indie country that has older friends.. like Canada and America...

Were respected. Bl

Lyniath wrote:I'm pretty sure England is much more upset than Norway. All Eurovision does is show how much of a loser country we are.
Great Britain is the nerd country sitting at the loser table in the Europe cafeteria. Plus, Hump was put on such a high pedestal in the run up that he was pretty much destined to fail.

All Eurovision manages to show is our lack of understanding the competition. We don't ever take advantage of all the talent that comes out of this country. There is no.. table >> Your complete and utter disdain for the UK is so horrifically mis-informed 90% of the time >>

At any rate. Eurovision is and will always be a pile of boring old wank to me. It's never been entertaining, hell, it's barely celebrated anymore. It's just that "thing" that happens occasionally. It's so painfully dull.

Honestly it's nothing to do with winning, it's more about the fact we didn't really try. Our act was awful, and I feel like we've got so much talent in the UK which is always put towards other things, wouldn't hurt to have one of our awesome musicians to do some patriotic work.

Take advantage of the talent? Geez, everyone in the country was all "hey, we have the Hump, we're gonna win!" because we'd gotten someone who was somewhat famous. And yes, there is all this "table" crap. You could almost guess perfectly who everyone would vote for, all their buddy countries, all their political friends. It's not a singing contest, it's popularity.

And we got beaten by fucking JEDWARD and some Russian grannies. Don't pull talent on this.

Lyniath wrote:I'm pretty sure England is much more upset than Norway. All Eurovision does is show how much of a loser country we are.
Great Britain is the nerd country sitting at the loser table in the Europe cafeteria. Plus, Hump was put on such a high pedestal in the run up that he was pretty much destined to fail.

nah Norway is PISSED. Why would we be more upset? We beat Norway, we didn't come last - WE WON. S'all good.

you're metaphor is pretty poor though, considering engeldick humbert's age you at least could have made it somewhat topical and use an old folk's home rather than a cafeteria

It was more relevant to the metaphor. Cliques are the sorta school thing, I don't know if old people are like that!

Lyniath wrote:Take advantage of the talent? Geez, everyone in the country was all "hey, we have the Hump, we're gonna win!" because we'd gotten someone who was somewhat famous. And yes, there is all this "table" crap. You could almost guess perfectly who everyone would vote for, all their buddy countries, all their political friends. It's not a singing contest, it's popularity.

And we got beaten by fucking JEDWARD and some Russian grannies. Don't pull talent on this.

Swedan was pretty awesome

Vec wrote:

Lyniath wrote:Take advantage of the talent? Geez, everyone in the country was all "hey, we have the Hump, we're gonna win!" because we'd gotten someone who was somewhat famous. And yes, there is all this "table" crap. You could almost guess perfectly who everyone would vote for, all their buddy countries, all their political friends. It's not a singing contest, it's popularity.

And we got beaten by fucking JEDWARD and some Russian grannies. Don't pull talent on this.

Swedan was pretty awesome

she looked like a poor, inaccurate wax-work of claudia winkleman

Lillll, everytime you bash the UK, you bash us. And you do it constantly.

Also, I never watch this shit but I looked up the winner to see what it was all about. Turned it off roughly fifteen seconds after she opened her mouth, after having a giggle at her ridiculous swaying.

PS. I love Jedward.

Jedward had their hair down. That is why they lost.

Wait, what? Fuck that shit. I love their giant hair. They didn't have giant hair? Damn. I don't love them anymore.

The russian grannies were the stars of the show.

I'm utterly convinced their performance will go down as one of the defining musical accomplishments of its time, like Mozart's requiem.

Morinth wrote:Lillll, everytime you bash the UK, you bash us. And you do it constantly.

Also, I never watch this shit but I looked up the winner to see what it was all about. Turned it off roughly fifteen seconds after she opened her mouth, after having a giggle at her ridiculous swaying.

PS. I love Jedward.

Oh, so you're not one of the idiot scots who demand independence? Good xD my Irish mum effectively disowned my dad in the middle of ASDA when he said he supported Alex Salmond. Was hilarious.
P.S. I don't care either way.

And Russian Grannies did exceptionally well given they were clearly a joke act. The church they were funding will be very pleased.

I don't even know who sung for Norway.. Or anyone for that sake.

The Swedish singer.


No, seriously. I was expecting her to crawl out of the screen any moment.