Re: Waking up next to... - Forum game

[Ixirar]

((that post cracked me up big time Zalissa xD))

[Rhavz'amul]

*Bit wakes up in his bear form -fluffy not-so-cute bear form- and growls, transforms into his human form afterwards*

"Where's my clothes ?"

*Wanders around the woods naked, scratching his butt whilst looking for his clothes -fabulous clothes-*

[Aadaria-Ioanna]

*wakes up and smirks while muttering* "Sinful, but pleasent night.. Wish I could have more of those... Now time to bring home the bounty * (attempts to ) Kills of Biterius and drags the poor heretical misguided druid to the Abbey, with a satisfied pleased grin knowing the prye is ready for him "Sinning and being rewarded for it... Who can complain?"

[Eodan]

*Eodan twists and turns before opening his eyes peering at the unknown sleeping woman.* "Te'-..." *his eyes slide to the Anethionian tabard on the floor.* "Hah. Even Anethioneans can' resist a piece o' nordic man.. Now te' ge' ou' quie'ly.."
*Eodan would proceed to sneak up and gather his things to leave.*

[Morinth]

Morinth stands over Eodan, doing a little victory dance.

"Even you Stormwind Rejects can't resist the Pirate Queen! Yeeeaaahhhh!"

Then she'd make a dash for the door to make good her escape. Before returning when she realises she's forgotten her clothes.

[Kaleil Sunstrike]

*Calls the Doctor and asks to be checked, tested and set on fire*

[Humphry]

*slowly opens his eye with a small smirk* A male sin'dorei is still a sin'dorei. *nods rather smugly to himself as he stretches, naked before the open window*

[Aadaria-Ioanna]

*turns aorund stretching and gasps of shock as she sees the man curled up against her, then smiles* Not bad... not bad at all I got myself a noble douche.. *slides out of the bed and puts her tabard out of the window as a signal flag* "Time to come get him boys, our treaty is now over "

[Seranita]

*slowly rouses and wakes up.. first thing she see's is the tabard.. she blinks and looks over her shoulder.. she whimpers lightly and procedes to gently tie her to the bed beffor fleeing..*

[Celaraa]

*Watches the one beside her as she shamelessly strokes her own long sensitive ear, she has been patient knowing some need rest after long physical exertion. Unable to wait she traces the sleepers lips with her fingertip then leans closer, ready to rattle the rooftops once more.*

[Jeanpierre]

JP blinks.
"Oh dear oh dear... This is all a .. ehm... ehh.. most unfortunate.. misunderstanding. Ehm. This isn't... what I had in mind."

[Lorainne/Bridlington]

*Bridlington plays with Jean-Pierre's hair early in the morning.*

"Ah, such innocence, now sadly a thing of the past. Oh, well, not to worry."

[Aldric Essalus Helmfrid]

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH *douses self with petrol*

[Lexgrad]

*puts a light to the petrol*

[Yarnaat]

(Soolie) Can I come back to Acherus without being killed now then?

[Seranita]

*peers at the gnome as she wakes up and screams in fear and runs away washing her tail endlessly*

[Morinth]

Morinth looks down at the Draenei with a blank expression...

"... No. I ain't losin' m'touch... I jus' got too drunk an' seduced th'wrong target... Aye, tha's it... Best keep an eye on m'drinkin' nex' time..."

She gathers up her belongings, heads to the door, when her eyes flash brightly.

"Oh aye. Ehehe... This's gonna be good."

She leaves some gold coins beside the Draenei as 'payment', regretting that she won't see the poor sods expression when she wakes.

[Lexgrad]

*yawns and wakes Morinth for some morning fel powered Belf sex*

[Humphry]

*yawns lightly as he slowly opens his eye. His expression soon twists and contorts into one of pure horror before rolling over to vomit off the side of the bed.*

[Eodan]

*Eodan rolls over, wrapping an arm tightly around the manly fram of Humphry, spooning him lovingly* "Aaah... Finally.. We can stop pretendin'.."

[Aadaria-Ioanna]

Aadaria risen from the dead wakes up confused blinking her eyes without stopping as the scent of... "Humphry????" fills her nose, the sight not of him but of Nathaniel and in pure rage she goes to find the one thing sharp enough near by.. A simple soap cup... She brings a some rope along with her, binds Nathaniel tightly to the bed and slaps him on the face. "You better wake up kiddo" she threatens while pointing at him with the soap cup "You are going to look me in the eye while I carve your heart out with this! Filthy scum!"

[Humphry]

*Humphry's jaw drops as the colour drains from his face. He slowly slides out of the bed as he begins to check for any missing body parts. He begins muttering to himself is hushed tones as he reaches for his hat* No, no, no, no. Not another one, not again.... *He quickly cups himself with the hat as he slowly slides down the wall in the corner of the room, rocking back and forth slightly, muttering to himself none stop* They never stay dead, they never stay dead, they never stay dead....

[Kaleil Sunstrike]

*Looks at the Human with a disturbing amount of whit gooey substance on his face, squealing like a girl Kaleil begins to bubble hearth...*

[Celaraa]

*The Overseer wakes up and sees her companion trying to bubble hearth, her blade catches the light as she throws it in an attempt to prevent the escape.*
"No! My plaything!"

[Ivrian]

*opens her eyes and grunts, noticing the Belf*
I hope you had your perverse fun... *grins*

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