The Grindhouse Inn™

*green hand goes down, trying to decide if it presses the left or the right button, of the delicate, gnome-made goblin-made machine. Just to set up the mood.*



Well, hell-o there! This here is a more-or-less casual event arranged by the new/old guild of ours. We're inviting you lot to join us for some heavy drinking, just to see how things start working-out! 'course you can just come over and (try) staying sober and miss-out all the fun. Though while sober, it might be easier to play cards, shoot fireworks and whatnot. But to start bar fights, you have to be anything *BUT* sober! We won't stop you from bringing your own special brews, of course, but we're also stacking plenty enough booze to our own storages to make sure that we won't run out of it. It'll cost some, but not so much, that you'd feel you feel like you've been robbed!

So nothing too complicated. Drinking booze and chatting up. Simple and (hopefully) fun! Of course everyone's free to throw-out some suggestions as to what else to do, as long as it's not anything completely bizzard and/or difficult to arrange. We might also add some more ideas/info/shizzle here, if we come up with anything else.

TLDR; UNDER CONSTRUCTION - ESTIMATED DATE FOR RE-OPENING : 20??

The Marauders may not be present in force, due to a world-RP-PVP event and an RP event running on the same evening, with this being the third event of the evening!

Still, the Marauders may be there for the start, and may come back to throw the drunken unconscious bodies out of the inn at the end.

I'm assuming its Alliance and Horde co-op event, yes? Cause if so, I might make an appearance, either side

The Marauder's standing orders with regards to Alliance in Ratchet are to ignore them as we don't want to upset our goblin hosts.

However, the Marauders are rather anti-Alliance, so there may be fights!

That being said, I assume all are welcome as long as they're aware of the risks inherent in visiting 'neutral' towns deep in Horde territory (i.e. don't walk out of town to use a bush as a toilet. A troll might follow you!)

A troll might already be there....

Domovoi wrote:I'm assuming its Alliance and Horde co-op event, yes? Cause if so, I might make an appearance, either side

I was almost about to write that before posting the whole thing, but forgot.

But yeah, it is. Alliance is welcomed to come there by all means, we won't attack you. Smelly dwarves might get a glare, but that's probably it! Aaand of course like Grimthane said, there are those typical dangers of visiting a neutral zone, so we can't possibly hold back some random pesky Hordies, if they feel like attacking you.

We'll be open again next Thursday (April 5th). And big thank you for everyone who joined us last time. This time we drop the realm forums from the invitation list to avoid gnomish invasion and things like that.

Here's the basic menu (version 0.56) we've wrapped up together, to include some of our finest selections!
(There's naturally a limited amount of food and drinks we can offer, so don't be hating if we run out of something!)





(With suitable drinks)

• Goldthorn Tea
• Fungus Squeezings
• Starfire Espresso

• Salted Eye
• Herb Baked Egg!
• Darnassus Kimchi Pie
• Bowels 'n' Brains
• Heaven Peach

• Darkmoon Doughnut
• Chocolate Cookie
• (Rock-Hard) Biscuit





(With suitable drinks)

• Ice Cold Milk
• Murky Water
• Darkbrew Lager
• Imported Ale

• Rhino Dogs
• Wolf Steak
• Severed Sagefish Head
• Charred Bear Kabobs
• Barbecued Buzzard Wing
• Warp Burger!
• Hot Wolf Ribs





(With suitable drinks)

• Refreshing Spring Water
• Flask of Port
• Darkmoon Special Reserve

• Delicious Sagefish Tail
• Beer-Basted Crocolisk
• Hearty Seafood Soup!
• Steamed Mandu
• Monster Omelet
• Pickled Guppy
• Stormchops





• Blood Red Ale
• Blackheart Grog
• This section is still under construction.
Just ask for a drink not listed above and we can probably offer something to your liking!

Great people, Great Ale!

Wish you were there more often so I could sample more of what Azeroth's breweries have to offer!

Just wanted to pop in and say these are some of the best advertisements I've seen in a long while. And the amount of effort you've put into the posts and everything about the event(s) is brilliant. Bravo!

Networks Gods™ seemed to pick up a really convinient time to wreck up the connection! Truly sorry for this, hopefully folks manage/managed to keep themselves entertained enough without our booze and food services. Trying to come back for a few more times still...

Due to some of our staff most likely being absent tonight for a few hours, the service might be slow at some points! There might also be some...eh...trouble with the food! What with our cook not probably being there, we might only be able to serve you some tasty snacks! But I know for a fact that certain people won't complain about a menu consisting mainly of liquid food!

I should also warn of potential disconnects, but maybe those won't bother me tonight...and now I've jinxed myself...*equips resistance necklace*

I am that nice orc customer, and I approve of this message.

Your posters are win.

One more for the road.

I believe Knight Sunburn just happens to be around this evening, oh goodies!

Might get a half-hearted speech about love for the Naaru and the light and such.

Thanks for droppin by folks, hopefully next time there'll be some actual food being served as well! That, or Z needs to learn how to cook up something that tastes good! I suppose there might be a gadget to help with that...

Also, your timing was uncanny, Erwtenpeller. I was literally half a second away from pressing enter and saying that I'd need to be off (for OOC reasons) for a few moments and she then spurts out if he'd be interested in listening of lighty thingies. He definetly would've been!

*bows* My pleasure.

As some of you may have noticed, ladies and gentlemen, the main staff of the Grindhouse Inn hasn't been about during some of the evenings for a short while now. But I can assure you, we've taken care of those miscellaneous duties keeping us from our job and we will be serving you tonight once again!

Our jolly staff will attempt to attend the Darkmoon Faire tonight, to fill our storages with drinks for all you thirsty folks. Feel free to approach us for chit chattery or so.

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So as some of you might've noticed, our guild hasn't been all that active on the RP-side of the game for the past few months. There's a good handful of reasons for that, but none of them is "We've quit playing" or such, only short breaks at best. We are planning on venturing to Pandaria as well, once the time comes. So, to shape things up a bit at least, we'll be arranging one of our more or less regular evenings on Thursday (23rd day) at 19:30 Server Time, at least if the servers haven't exploded together with the new patch. Depending of possibilities, we'll probably try to keep that up 'till the release of MoP. At that time, we'll head off to explore new stuffz, like most of our customers will, I assume. 'course we might try and see if there'll be enough interest to attend our little event during the first days, with or without new cool/awful panda customers appearing.

So come on down to party! Or to get drunk at least...