All you can eat!

What is your favourite dish?
My Mother's home made Lasagne is the best. ;_;

How do you like your food served?
Cooked.

What do you eat in the morning?
Usually Wheetabix.

Fast-food?
I can't stand fast food such as McDonalds, Burger King, KFC etc etc. I go for more sandwhich bar options.

Home early!
Toast.

What is your favourite dish?

As a few people have said it’s an almost impossible choice. Depends so much on mood, hunger level (sometimes less is more, or more is less, more or less), the seasons, the time of the month and the phase of the moon.

There is, however, very little better than a decent amount a good curry: garlic, coriander (cilantro to some of you), ginger and chilli, some of my favourite smells and tastes. Spice and warmth and flavour. Not necessarily an Indian subcontinent curry (though there’s always room for a Patia, Dhansak or some of the Kashmiri curries, or Goan or Keralan with seafood and coconut), but spiced flavourful dishes from anywhere in Asia, Africa, America, the world...

Having said that a proper pie can always have its home. A proper growler with a pint and some pickled stuff. Pickles! Pickled things are brilliant. Aren’t they?! Yes, yes they are.

I love seafood, and game (from squirrels and rooks to deer and boar, I love it) - I can skip most other meat. But seafood and game I would fall apart without. Oh, and bacon (or very good pork). I couldn’t live without the pig!

My sweet-tooth failing is biscuits, or a decent (not chocolate) cake. I’d eat a packet of biscuits (not cookies!) with little trouble. Just not custard creams or rich tea. They’re shit.

Bugger it and bugger you! It’s too hard to choose. Food is worth living for, to me. I love food, cooking and eating and sharing and discovering. And now I am hungry.

How do you like your food served?

Depends completely, as above, on so many things. Barbecues/open fire/coals is one of the best most social things for me. Cooking, the outside, people. Brilliant. Oh, and booze.

What do you eat in the morning?

Usually? Nothing (washed down with cups of tea). Today two slices of well done brown toast with a smidgen of butter (not margarine you bastards) and Marmite. Marmite is king.

If I am hungover, sometimes a crispy bacon sandwich. A weekend, maybe croissants and strong, strong coffee. Maybe kedgeree if it’s a little more like brunch. Or Eggs Benedict if I can be arsed with the sauce.

Failing the above, tea. Or failing tea, a Bloody Mary.

(Having said all that, the best breakfast I ever had was in some shitty bar in Key West. It was something like 8am, the sun was already blasting down. The place was either open, or not closed. I wasn’t sure. They made me bacon (ok, it was American bacon, but it was bacon) and eggs. And the worlds greatest Mojito. It was stiff as a board, but tart and flavourful. I had two. I almost fell over).

Fast-food?

Fish and chips (with Yorkshire caviar). Of course.

I’d count ramen and sushi under fast food too. Two restaurants in Leeds that do great ones. The former you do have to sit down for (so not take-away), but it’s very fast and cheap and good.

I know it's wrong, but when I travelled in America... I loved Taco Bell :/

Maybe a proper, decent kebab. Occasionally. Very occasionally. And very drunk.

McDonalds, Burger King, KFC et al exist for one purpose: to supply a toilet when you're caught short and nowhere else is close/open. Eating there is wrong! Shit and wrong.

Home early!

As in taking the time to cook?

I’d maybe make a pizza including my own dough. I do like working with dough. Though I’m, shit at pastry. I do bread and pizzas well.

If not, then maybe taking the time to slow cook a proper decent roast with all the trimmings (that’s better on a weekend though). Or slow cook some strong meat (venison?) and make a chilli, or curried meat dish (like curry goat, but not, because goat’s annoying to get hold of).

grufftoof wrote:I love seafood, and game (from squirrels and rooks to deer and boar, I love it) -

???????????? say what now?

Squirrels, it's just like eating (wild) rabbit. Shoot em. They're pests. I don't go around town with a rifle, but sometimes go with my brother to farms and help with pest problems (pigeons, squirrels, rabbits, the occasional cow (ok, thats a joke)). Means you get a freezer full of meat after. A small freezer admittedly, these things aren't exactly huge.

grufftoof wrote:Squirrels, it's just like eating (wild) rabbit. Shoot em. They're pests. I don't go around town with a rifle, but sometimes go with my brother to farms and help with pest problems (pigeons, squirrels, rabbits, the occasional cow (ok, thats a joke)). Means you get a freezer full of meat after. A small freezer admittedly, these things aren't exactly huge.

You're fucked, bro.

Spoiler:

Ate some lasagna last night. I love lasagna.

grufftoof wrote:Squirrels, it's just like eating (wild) rabbit. Shoot em. They're pests. I don't go around town with a rifle, but sometimes go with my brother to farms and help with pest problems (pigeons, squirrels, rabbits, the occasional cow (ok, thats a joke)). Means you get a freezer full of meat after. A small freezer admittedly, these things aren't exactly huge.

The bedouins here sometimes eat those desert kangaroo rats andthey're sort of like squirrels ...

Does that make me English? :D

Hmmm... can you respond to this correctly?

"How do you do?"

Lexgrad wrote:Hmmm... can you respond to this correctly?

"How do you do?"

Oh thanks for asking, I'm fine :D al hamdill--

oh shit

Lexgrad wrote:Hmmm... can you respond to this correctly?

"How do you do?"

Do be do be doo.

Naturally.

Lexgrad wrote:"How do you do?"

the british way.

You are all Wrong, the correct response to "How do you do" is "How do you do" with a slight inflection on the responsive you.

http://www.phrases.org.uk/meanings/how-do-you-do.html

Failling this test does not mean you are not british ofc, It simply means you are not of the upper class. And do not feel to bad. However you replied at least you are not a ginger chav like Corleth

What is your favourite dish?
Meat, preferably red/rose from squirrels to lamb

How do you like your food served?
On a foot(human)

What do you eat in the morning?
I dont eat well in the morning, I wake up with coffee and a cigarette. Maybe a bowl of cereal.

Fast-food?
KANKER KROKETTEN or KFC



Home early!
Pasta or pizza from last night preferably. There's also this arab on the market around the corner that sells whole stuffed chickens for 5e. I fucking love chicken

Corleth wrote:

Spoiler:

the british way.

Yup.



Also, dad making homemade pizza. Fuckyeah.jpg

This was the best candy ever RIP




twix is just not the same.. it'll never be the same;

What is your favourite dish?
Truely? Anything itallian! I love any pasta dish minus seafood.

How do you like your food served?
Grilled and fried, adore chinese stir fried veggies with noodles.

What do you eat in the morning?
Either a fruit or a bown of cereal with a coffee! Must not -ever- forget le coffee!

Fast-food?
Well, when I go into the city, I love those little wok places you can get. Since I do not live in a city, I will proberly head to Mcdonalds since I get food there for 2.29 being an employee...

Home early!
Mmmm curryyyyyyy! I love a nice curry and it's so easy to make from scratch, none of these jarred sauces crap, mhm, no way.

Parents out of town, and I was too lazy to make a proper lunch.

This is the results:

wtf ALL that is "lunch" O_O

Shaelyssa wrote:wtf ALL that is "lunch" O_O

I am a very hungry man.

aww yeah its pancake day

time for pancakes

Lexgrad wrote:You are all Wrong, the correct response to "How do you do" is "How do you do" with a slight inflection on the responsive you.

No the obvious response is: "How do you do and how do you do your wife?"

Amaryl wrote:

Lexgrad wrote:You are all Wrong, the correct response to "How do you do" is "How do you do" with a slight inflection on the responsive you.

No the obvious response is: "How do you do and how do you do your wife?"

Oh Amaryl... We try our best to teach you europeans the ways of the worlds only true civilization yet you continue your Mixed naked swimming pools and your rejection of cricket. *sigh*

One day the Light of England... Gods country will shine on you all.

What is your favourite dish?
I'm a total carnivore, so it'd have to be a rare juice steak, that squirts blood when you cut through it, with pepper sauce and some roasted sweet veg.

How do you like your food served?
I'm really not fussy, I eat pretty much everything beside a select few vegetables. So any way is good for me.

What do you eat in the morning?
Nesquick! Or toast with tea, or if I have time in the morning (which I never do, thug life) I whip up some eggs and bacon.

Fast-food?
Subway, six inch hearty italian chicken and bacon ranch, toasted with cheese, green peppers and lettuce, nom.

Home early!
I'm usually too lazy to bother and just starve until someone will come in and decide to make something, but on the rare occasion I do, it'd be:
Poor Tier: Yoghurt/or fruit
Good Tier: Cereal
Medium Tier: Toasted Cheese/French Toast
God Tier: Macaroni

I had some yummy elk steak-pieces and cuts off potatoes, all fried in a pan and spiced with just salt and pepper, together with a scrambled, fried egg and ALOT of conserved beets. OM NOM NOM!

usual diet.. chocolate or custerdcreams/bourbons at random intervals.. interspaced once in a blue moon with a bowel of branflakes with rasins.. common dish Home made deep fries chips.. yes i peel and chip potatoes!! usualy with a can of beand and pork sausages in tomato sauce.. if im working late.. a takeaway consiting of a half pounder with cheese and fried onions.. ketchup chips and a can o coke,.. food at work varies from fish and chips to a full blown sunday roast! even had a cristmass dinner once *nods* for free \o/