Re: Well hung Wildhammer berserker seeks female slaves, can you handle him?

by **Sir Lancelot** Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:35 pm

Morinth wrote:*Rolls a dwarf*

RIGH' LAD, I'M GONNAE TEACH YE' A THING OR TWA! YE' BEST GIT READY!

Ye dare tae challenge me? Ye kin do it...but with an axe in yer hands, not som' petty threats.

Bring me yer wife or daughter an' in return I shall forget this insult.
But I'll keep tha women, tha' is.

Velynia wrote:Hi I'm twelve, what is this?

I'm not interested in rascals, grow a pair o' tits an' then we kin talk.

by **Morinth** Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:37 pm

Rhodgar/Drakenhof wrote:
Morinth wrote:*Rolls a dwarf*

RIGH' LAD, I'M GONNAE TEACH YE' A THING OR TWA! YE' BEST GIT READY!

Ye dare tae challenge me? Ye kin do it...but with an axe in yer hands, not som' petty threats.

Bring me yer wife or daughter an' in return I shall forget this insult.
But I'll keep tha women, tha' is.

Velynia wrote:Hi I'm twelve, what is this?

I'm not interested in rascals, grow a pair o' tits an' then we kin talk.

I hate t' burst yer wee bubble, lad... But I am one of 'em wimmin. With an axe in 'and!

by **Sir Lancelot** Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:45 pm

Morinth wrote:
Rhodgar/Drakenhof wrote:
Morinth wrote:*Rolls a dwarf*

RIGH' LAD, I'M GONNAE TEACH YE' A THING OR TWA! YE' BEST GIT READY!

Ye dare tae challenge me? Ye kin do it...but with an axe in yer hands, not som' petty threats.

Bring me yer wife or daughter an' in return I shall forget this insult.
But I'll keep tha women, tha' is.

Velynia wrote:Hi I'm twelve, what is this?

I'm not interested in rascals, grow a pair o' tits an' then we kin talk.

I hate t' burst yer wee bubble, lad... But I am one of 'em wimmin. With an axe in 'and!

Oh if I were only seekin' a Dorfen lassie,I would let ye handle my "warhammer". Tis be a mighty weapon only tha bravest lassies kin wield. But I am not, so sod off!

by **Morinth** Sat Jan 21, 2012 9:58 pm

Tha's good! Cause Dwarven war'ammers were never as big as them other races. Apart frae Gnomes. Their 'ammers are totie wee things!

by **Sir Lancelot** Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:10 pm

My hammer is mighty 'nough tae satisfy any lon' leg an' make em' cry fer even mor'. Tha's tha reason only lon' legs ar' tae apply, but I might make an exception fer ye since by wha' I'm hearin', ye like tae be stuffed well. I won' dissapoint ya. But see, I am lookin' fer pets interested in lon'-term enslavement, I don' suppose ye be interested in tha', apart from one nite stand, I kinnot offer ye anythin' else.

by **Ron Sexton** Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:37 pm

What ho! What folly is this?

by **Sullee Swiftspeech** Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:50 pm

Epic thread. I like this pal: playing a dwarf like blizzard intended.

by **Yarnaat** Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:57 pm

Hahahahah, oh my god! xD

by **corleth** Sat Jan 21, 2012 10:57 pm

Antle is usually interested in this kinda stuff

by **Aldric Essalus Helmfrid** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:01 am

Rhodgar/Drakenhof wrote:Undead ar' obvious turn off since they tend tae fall apart when I do 'em. (An' believed me I tried once after several pints)

This right here should chase off any and all potential. Plus.. *shoots this filthy little midget for necrophilia* .. nevermind, forgot what I was going to say.

by **Krogon Devilstep** Sun Jan 22, 2012 2:06 am

LOLbane approves of this thread, And is quite positive his 'weapon' is bigger than that 'warhammer'.

He is also mentaly scarred for life, good work.

by **Celaraa** Sun Jan 22, 2012 3:32 am

Using the nest as a cover story, interesting that you are hiding behind that.

I never knew the members to go public, they have their own wow advertising boards and dont need to troll public websites.

What a lame loser in my opinion.

Defias forums, is this sort of post allowed on a site that may have younger people on it and if yes then why?

J

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