Re: The vent thread

by **Morinth** Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:23 pm

Antistia wrote:
Morinth wrote:I call my mother 'Woman' and 'Skank'. She answers to them. I haven't called her mum since I was little.

That threat doesn't work with me, cause she knows I'd never provide for her anyway. XD

I'm giving you an F for manipulation. Try harder.

It's cool, she always asks me about the clothes she's wearing before she goes out. "YES, THEY LOOK FINE. *evil snicker*"

Besides. I say to my step-dad HEY, THAT MOVIE YOU WANTED TO SEE IS OUT NOW, LET'S GO SEE IT. And he hands me his debit card without fail every time because I know he doesn't like going out. xD FREE DAY OUT.

by **Shaelyssa** Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:44 pm

My dad is like a millionaire or something but he's a greedy little miser who hasn't given his kids or his wife a single cent all his life ... probably the main reason he's so rich

And ha Mori :p my dad hasn't called me by my real name in like 10 years either.

by **Antistia** Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:51 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:My dad is like a millionaire

Find a weapon.
Murder him.
????
Profit.

by **Shaelyssa** Thu Dec 15, 2011 5:53 pm

He wrote us all out of his will

by **Lyniath** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:04 pm

What a douche.

by **Antistia** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:08 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.

by **Sanara** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:42 pm

I have recieved an email allowing me Early Game Access to Star Wars: The Old Republic.

I will not be able to fetch the game CDs from the post office until tomorrow morning.

*clears throat*

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by **Shaelyssa** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:48 pm

Antistia wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.

I don't need your filthy Western decadence I need some MOOLAH

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Thu Dec 15, 2011 6:51 pm

Shaelyssa wrote:
I don't need your filthy Western decadence I need some MOOLAH

Either take it, or leave it Very Happy

by **Nithel** Thu Dec 15, 2011 7:47 pm

Antistia wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.

You can be Razz

I've seen enough wills(dutch: successies) my mother handled where parents just spent all their money and left nothing.

by **Antistia** Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:02 pm

Nithel wrote:
Antistia wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.
You can be

I've seen enough wills(dutch: successies) my mother handled where parents just spent all their money and left nothing.

You know what I meant! 25% of nothing is nothing!

http://www.erfwijzer.nl/legitieme-portie.html

Only cash, but still. Now assuming me and my bro are the only heirs to X (parent). I get disinherited, X dies shortly afterwards, leaving only cash behind. Normally I would get 50%, but because I was disinherited I can get 25%.

That's how I meant it!

by **Rasonal Dranger** Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:17 pm

Antistia wrote:
Nithel wrote:
Antistia wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.
You can be

I've seen enough wills(dutch: successies) my mother handled where parents just spent all their money and left nothing.

You know what I meant! 25% of nothing is nothing!

http://www.erfwijzer.nl/legitieme-portie.html

Only cash, but still. Now assuming me and my bro are the only heirs to X (parent). I get disinherited, X dies shortly afterwards, leaving only cash behind. Normally I would get 50%, but because I was disinherited I can get 25%.

That's how I meant it!

And you call -me- Jewish?!

by **Antistia** Thu Dec 15, 2011 8:24 pm

Rasonal Dranger wrote:
Antistia wrote:
Nithel wrote:
Antistia wrote:
Shaelyssa wrote:He wrote us all out of his will

Hahahahaha!

You need Dutch laws. I literally can't be disinherited. I always get 25% of what should be coming to me. No matter what*, that is if I recall correctly, of course.

*murder not included.
You can be

I've seen enough wills(dutch: successies) my mother handled where parents just spent all their money and left nothing.

You know what I meant! 25% of nothing is nothing!

http://www.erfwijzer.nl/legitieme-portie.html

Only cash, but still. Now assuming me and my bro are the only heirs to X (parent). I get disinherited, X dies shortly afterwards, leaving only cash behind. Normally I would get 50%, but because I was disinherited I can get 25%.

That's how I meant it!

And you call -me- Jewish?!

There's a reason I'm sometimes referred to as "the Jew", or more 'offensively' "Jewnose" amongst my closest friends!

by **Rasonal Dranger** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:04 pm

Are you saying hte word 'Jew' is a curse..?

by **Kristeas Sunbinder** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:08 pm

If you say jew a couple of times, really fast. You get Juju.
Stay away from the juju mon.

by **corleth** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:21 pm

Ave is distracting me from essay-writing.

fuck that bitch.

by **Rmuffn** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:29 pm

Corleth wrote:Ave is distracting me from essay-writing.

fuck that bitch.

Not sure if that's legal.

by **corleth** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:32 pm

...your point being? scratch

Spoiler:

by **Rmuffn** Thu Dec 15, 2011 9:39 pm

Corleth wrote:...your point being?

Spoiler:

I know. I made a joke.
She became legal I think two years ago. I lost count.

But carry on ranting about her, messere.

by **Sanara** Thu Dec 15, 2011 11:34 pm

Rasonal Dranger wrote:Are you saying hte word 'Jew' is a curse..?

It is in most muslim countries >_>

by **Shaelyssa** Fri Dec 16, 2011 5:26 am

Sanara wrote:
Rasonal Dranger wrote:Are you saying hte word 'Jew' is a curse..?

It is in most muslim countries >_>

what

by **Valerias** Fri Dec 16, 2011 6:37 am

Be nice to Ave or I'll smite you.

that is all. etc.

by **Antistia** Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:08 am

Rasonal Dranger wrote:Are you saying hte word 'Jew' is a curse..?

It can be used in a derogatory manner in the Netherlands. Personally I blame soccer for keeping it that way.

Their using it to refer to me is more because of my love of money!

by **Lorainne/Bridlington** Fri Dec 16, 2011 7:38 am

Are you the kind of person that would do an eDarling ad?
"I signed up on eDarling because I'm looking for a man/woman with humour and a hefty wallet."

*grins.*

by **Rmuffn** Fri Dec 16, 2011 11:49 am

Antistia wrote:
Rasonal Dranger wrote:Are you saying hte word 'Jew' is a curse..?

It can be used in a derogatory manner in the Netherlands. Personally I blame soccer for keeping it that way.

Their using it to refer to me is more because of my love of money!

In sweden we sometimes say (in swedish tho.)
"To run like a jew through Germany." Which implies you had to run VERY fast for whatever reason, and describe the speed by saying that sentence.

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