ALCOHOL!

Lephia wrote:Apple mickey fins, followed by peach margeritas, followed by vodka and coke, followed by bottles of WKD, followed by shots of sambuca and apple sours, makes for an interesting night indeed.

eww, don't like the sound of that. the type of drinks people from the Jeremy Kyle show would consume

I'm drinking a single glass of cheap spiced amber rum after work... t'is good!

It was a night out in a sea side town xD I just drank random crap!

I want something strong for my cold. Sniff.

It Saturday! So it's that time again! Vodka all the way! xD

Isn't it Sunday?
Enjoy, nonetheless.

Oh, I suppose I should also write what I drank last night.
Urr-- Two glasses of a red South African wine with dinner, and I can't remember the name.
Quite nice.

Thursday, Friday, Saturday...
Still planning for little something today and maybe monday too.

And can't celebrate the independence day without a few eh?

I don't even know, just walked two miles through sleet after waking up in some randoms house.

Irn Bru and red bull, now that i have a car everything's gone to hell *cries*

Got home, started on the beer and glenfiddich, still pretty drunk

Oh holy shit do i have a story for you!

So, at this party, in a hunter's lodge in the middle of the forest me and several mates get smashed. All of a sudden we come up with the idea:

Let's get this very smashed mate to lie down on ze bed, start hitting him with the... thing that you poke the embers in the fireplace with untill his ass gets red. Then, take a condom, spit inside and throw it around him. Then, break an egg and spread the gooey part all over his ass. Next step - get another drunken mate (myself) to lie down beside him.

In the morning - he wakes up, he sees a condom, suddenly he realices his ass hurts and when he goes to check what it is - It's all slimy... and there's a naked wasted dood next to him. Nuff said.

We tried that once, but unfortunately, my friend turned out to be gay and the plan didn't work out so well. :@

Morinth wrote:We tried that once, but unfortunately, my friend turned out to be gay and the plan didn't work out so well. :@

Bad luck for you then. I took a fist in the face from a 120 kilogram person

Pain. xD Our male friend doing the posing freaked out that he'd actually had sex with our gay friend, while my gay friend was like LOL, I HAD A MASSIVE CRUSH ON YOU ANYWAY.

Thankfully, some of us don't get blind drunk and we told them. Eventually. After we watched in amusement for a while.

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guinness

i had cider.

I had

Spoiler:

pretty wasted.

not sure if i can even RP properly but ill try anyways

Do sure. Always worked well when I did it.

im drunk, and probably will remain so during Christmas weekend.

got bottles of red wine, cheap champagne, motherfucking mulled wine, port and brandy so far.

today, i've been drowning in cherry brandy; swag, swag.

Stole a display kayak at a cultural greenlandic house, where we were partying, and went sailing.

That drunk

im actually so drunk, if i post anything even more worse then usual, dont blam eme.

damn brandy.

fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck

You posted abba was your favourite pop group.
Being drunk sucks, right?

Christmas brewed Beer, Schnaps, Brandy. Today's been good. And ad that it ended relaxing in a Jacuzzi before preeleep surfing.