Anteaters

See your new masters. The only true way is Geoduckism

....And its apparently a delicacy...

... wtf?

Some where, right now, someone is planning on using those things in Porn. If it hasn't happened already.

Now they take to the air. Dragons don't stand a chance.

Who needs firebreathing when you have a big sticky tongue?


That's right, anteaters don't.

The invasion has begun and its about time. Hail our new overlords, this is a golden age. The age of Aneaters

Dressing in black, darkish brown, or reddish brown and having extra limbs now classifies you as food for the overlords.

It ok for the sacrificies then. Watch out dragon lovers =)

Sloth or anteater?

how about both!

That would be an abomination!

If all of my dragons die (which they will), I'm totally emigrating over to Anteater-land.

Giant Anteater
Myrmecophaga tridactyla

Description:
The largest of four anteater species, the giant anteater may be five to seven feet long, from nose to tail, and weigh 40 to 100 pounds. It has a narrow head, long nose, small eyes, and round ears. Its coarse hair may be gray or brown, with a white-banded black stripe running along the body to mid-torso, and a long, bushy tail, which can be two to three feet long. Its front feet have large claws, which are curled under when it walks. It has poor vision but a keen sense of smell.

Home Range:
From southern Belize to northern Argentina

Habitat:
Grassland savannas, swamps, humid forests, and woodlands

Diet:
The giant anteater detects termite mounds and anthills with its keen sense of smell and tears them open with its strong claws. What we call an anteater's nose is actually an elongated jaw with a small, black, moist nose, like a dog's nose. Giant anteaters have a two-foot-long tongue and huge salivary glands that produce copious amounts of sticky saliva when they feed. Termites, ants, and their eggs stick to the tongue as it flicks in and out and the insects are scraped off by the flexing of the lower jaw and swallowed. Anteaters have a very muscular stomach that grinds up the insects and powerful digestive juices to break down their prey. They may eat as many as 30,000 ants in a day. They will also eat ripe fruit if they find it on the ground.

Reproduction:
After a gestation of about six months, a giant anteater will give birth to one offspring, which will be weaned in a few months. The young will ride on its mother's back for up to a year and remain with the mother for up to two years, or until she becomes pregnant.

Social Structure:
Giant anteaters are solitary, except for mothers and their young.

Status
The IUCN classifies giant anteaters as near threatened.
Fun Facts:
Four species of anteaters and six species of sloths form the order Pilosa. Along with armadillos in the order Cingulata, they in the magnorder Xenarthra, which is Greek for "strange joint." The name comes from a feature unique to xenarthrans: special articulations between the vertebrae in the lower back. Animals in this magnorder also have fused pelvic bones and lack incisors and canines. Anteaters are in the suborder of Pilosa called Vermilingua (animals with a worm-like tongue).

30,000 ants a day holy shit
anteaters are walking genocides
all praise the anteater

Squirrels > Anteaters

in the spirit of pandaland



Oh yeah baby

Amaryl wrote:in the spirit of pandaland



Oh yeah baby

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Wonder if any animals do it "human style" for a change.

The last time I checked this thread wasn't called Pandas, Squirrels, nor the name of any other inferior, pathetic excuse for an animal.

Hammock anteater is watching you while you make these bullshit posts.

who cares, the tongue of the female, clearly makes it seem she likes it.

I mean, considering panda's really really really hate fucking. the chinese even need to show the males porn, before they get excited to do them smexing white and black ladies.

Lexgrad wrote:Wonder if any animals do it "human style" for a change.

Mountain Gorillas are known for doing it missionary.