Dwarvish Party in Orgrimmar

Hi, some d0rfs and I from Th' Three Hammers, Tyrr and Dromduff, were having a jolly good time in Orgrimmar pissing around doing nothing in particular and it was such fun I thought I'd share some of it with you. Our original intention was to fish up Old Crafty, but we got... uh sidetracked.

Anyway, here we are arriving in Orgrimmar in a less than conventional style on account that we were descending from the heavens.


Then we decided to have a jolly nice picnic at a scenic location, we can only assume the horde enjoy tourism for our banners and searchlights didn't attract the attention of the usual anti-social chaps which patrol Orgrimmar in force.


Here Tyrr demonstrates his amazing talent of dancing whilst asleep, although we had to restrain from leaping to his aid for it looked remarkably like an epileptic fit.


Then we all decided to ride a tiny mammoth in the country side outside of Orgrimmar. We would have enjoyed doing inside, but you know, congestion tax and all that.


We found a tauren who was afk, so we decided to give him a royal welcome for when he woke up. Unfortunately it wasn't long before some frightfully rude undead chaps came and threatened to kill us. So we were forced to move on before he awoke from his coma.


And last, but certainly not least, we finally managed to get down to some fishing. Of course that didnt last long with eight horde fellows turning up symultaneously and murdered Dromduff. We tried to report it to the authorities but they just weren't interested. Discrimination of the worst kind.

Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

This made me laugh quite some. What a fine place for a picnic!

Is that moo man Ruim, or do all tauren look alike?

Morinth wrote:Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

Any female is welcome to Stromgarde, even those not having their heads up their own arse. ;>

Faralan Thorgint wrote:

Morinth wrote:Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

Any female is welcome to Stromgarde, even those not having their heads up their own arse. ;>

Any hole is a Goal eh?

Heh, thanks for sharing.

So many Giants: Citizen Kabuto vibes <3 "Bloody hell, lads! This isn't Planet Majorca!"

Saali wrote:Is that moo man Ruim, or do all tauren look alike?

reginald

Faralan Thorgint wrote:

Morinth wrote:Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

Any female is welcome to Stromgarde, even those not having their heads up their own arse. ;>

I'll bring my fishing rod! \o

I don't think that'll be neccesary.

I think Morinth's objective is to go fishing.

Raelan/Relithien wrote:I don't think that'll be neccesary.

Oh, how you all torture my innocent little mind. *shifty eyes*

Haha, hurrdurr.

*stalks of looking dejected* I just wanted to catch some fish with the dwarves and take some screenshots. ;_;

We have ponds outside Stromgarde. And elves are pretty.
I mean, fishing rods are.

Faralan Thorgint wrote:We have ponds outside Stromgarde. And elves are pretty.
I mean, fishing rods are.

They both are. *nods* I'M COMING FISHING. \o/

Morinth wrote:Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

You are very welcome to come fishing with us, our fishing poles are finely crafted and we'd love searching for old craftywith you.

I'm not sure thats what we'd catch from a blood elf though.. they are unclean at the best of times! But you say your not like the others.. so it might be party time for our stout fellows!

..what?

Ironherald wrote:

Morinth wrote:Those bastards. Next time you're in the area, feel free to join me on my never ending quest to catch that bugger!

I'm the elf that everyone looks down on for not having my head up my own rear!

You are very welcome to come fishing with us, our fishing poles are finely crafted and we'd love searching for old craftywith you.

I'm not sure thats what we'd catch from a blood elf though.. they are unclean at the best of times! But you say your not like the others.. so it might be party time for our stout fellows!

..what?

We pirates are clean. Scurvy makes us fearful, we bathe daily! I'll bring the ale.

On a side note, one of my crew were in Ironforge fishing last night! Undead fellow, pretty emaciated. Seen him? I appear to have misplaced him since.

Clearly my euphemisms were not appreciated! xP

Hmm, didn't see him myself but I'm afraid some of my guild mates are rather gung ho when it comes to hordies in Ironforge. He may be in pieces.. well more than originally of course being a stiffy.

Ironherald wrote:Clearly my euphemisms were not appreciated! xP

Hmm, didn't see him myself but I'm afraid some of my guild mates are rather gung ho when it comes to hordies in Ironforge. He may be in pieces.. well more than originally of course being a stiffy.

I giggled all through your euphimisms! XD I was more than tempted to place my own, but I managed to stop myself. :3

*gets out the fishing kit* IRONFORGE FOR ME TONIGHT.

it's not quite as scenic as Orgrimmar on account of it being underground, but there are more beards then. And beards = win *nodnodnod*

Ironherald wrote: it's not quite as scenic as Orgrimmar on account of it being underground, but there are more beards then. And beards = win *nodnodnod*

Damn right. I made myself a male blood elf, purely because it takes a female to make a manly belf! He has the manliest, most rugged goatee around!

There are male blood elves?

Im sitting in orgrimmar (in a safe place) now with Tyrr wondering what to do, and you have given me something to brood over.

MALE... blood elves...? Is such a thing possible? *ponder ponder*

Ironherald wrote:There are male blood elves?

Im sitting in orgrimmar (in a safe place) now with Tyrr wondering what to do, and you have given me something to brood over.

MALE... blood elves...? Is such a thing possible? *ponder ponder*

They are a bit tricky to spot but after a while of observation, you get the hold of it and you can actually tell who is which gender. You know, just like it is with female dwarves.

Hmm, I shall take your word for it.

Does it matter which are female and which arent with dwarves? All they need is a beard and somewhere to get lovin' if ye know what I mean hur hurr.

Dwarf love is the best sort after all.