The Bilgewater Bruisers

So, if you haven't noticed. The world is ending, and the wolf people and tiny green men will raise from the earth, eat our skin and take dominion over our entire race and kingdom. In  all srsness business however with the release of Cataclysm The Horde will finally be officially welcomeing a Goblin Cartel into the fold. The Bilgewater Cartel infact.

Currently finding myself er... How do i put this? Without sounding creepy, Ahem. Currently finding myself in the postion of considering kidnapping children, painting them green, celeotapeing some vegtables onto their ears and noses and have them act out all the goblin starting area quests. I've decieded to channel my obscene amounts of spare time and tiny man addiction into something perhaps just a tad bit healthier! and into something you've certainly! Proably definately! never heard of before! /sarcasm

A Goblin Guild!

 ' Woo! The crowd goes wild! Shhhahh! Yeaaaah! Go Vect, Woot! '

I've " gathered " the allegience of some IRL friends you all know as alternative names here on our server; Which gives me a nice little number of about 5-6 people loyal in signing up their little midgets to be. and i'll be welcoming the ideas of anyone who's eger to throw in some ideas aswell.

Indoctrination aside, The Bilgewater Bruisers IC will be a collection of Mercs and Soldiers of the Bilgewater Cartel flung into a business style blade for hire that'll work on defending the various Bilgewater settlements. assualting Alliance for supplies and gold, aswell as roughing up anyone who tries to mess with our bloodthistle distrubition in Silvermoon City. Think Miltary goblin power, with mafia on the side.

Me and James will be ready, my love.

Clifton wrote:Me and James will be ready, my love.

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Depending on where the penny falls come Cataclysm and which places get new exciteing taverns and places for plausiable RP. I'd like the guild to open up a weekly tavern on the side. Goblin working girls and all.

Sounds like a nice concept, do not forget to double-cross your employers, all legal tough it was in the small print of the contract.

Goblins aren't midgets, the (new) models are actually just a bit taller than Dwarves.

Wtf?!?!

Jomir/Nastor/Gannas wrote:Wtf?!?!

Pwnt.

Actually, the current Goblin model is based on the Dwarf skeleton.

Wtf??!?!!!!???!!?!?

Jomir/Nastor/Gannas wrote:Wtf??!?!!!!???!!?!?

*pats*

At least you can still look down on the Gnomes. Literally.

Sorry. Gnomes will invent things that will make them bigger.

Stilts?

They already have things that makes them taller,Spider tanks.

That too. But look at these awesome things gnomes invented. /nod

Hmm, now we have Horde side Cartel too. Maybe we can do business, no?

For anyone interested in rolling a goblin, Ten ton hammer guy, Jesse coxxes?Has posted a full 15 part comentry of him leveling through the goblin area until level 11, The quest text is readable on high quality aswell. And he's genuinely a very funny guy.

https://www.youtube.com/user/OMFGcata

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The Bilgewater Cartel, Will be focused on making money in any possible way, Whilst keeping up the best reputations we can with other racial guilds.

" We'll give the Red Blades some free Booze for their sparring matches! Offer The Blackbloods some Demons! Hand a few bodies to the Cult of Shadow, and kill off a few Elves for the Empire, whilst killing off a few trolls for Sin Belore. And if any one asks about something we supposedly, and most likely did that was un-favorable. DENY! DENY! DENY!. "