Your Character\'s Lines

I wanna see the creativity in some people! Basically, just like when a boss is engaged, they speak. If your character was a dungeon boss? And what if they were a friendly npc? What would they say? Here's mine for Anaei and Vezullia.

Anaei;

Friendly Click; "Welcome to Stromgarde, what can the Arathorians do for you?"
Friendly Click 2; "I am Anaei Trollbane, Regent of Arathor and Priestess of the Ancestors."
Neutral Click; "Sorry, what was it you wanted?"
Unfriendly Click; "I really should be getting back, some of us have -work- to do."
Hostile Click; "We Trollbanes are not known for good tempers!"
Pissed Click; "I may not wield Trol'kalar! But i'll stick my foot up your.. *sigh* Get out of my sight."
Engage; "Come then, face the might of Ysriel's priestess!"
Half-Way(enters Shadowform); "Ancestors! I call to you! Grant me the power to eradicate these cretins!"
Death; "Everything.. Is so dark.. M-mother.. I've.. failed.."
Kill; "The Bulwark of Arathor will not bow to your kind. You have been served justly."

Vezullia;

Friendly Click; "Well hi there! I'm Professor Astroloxia, what can I do for you?"
Friendly Click 2; "King's Honour friend, what can the Minister of Magic do for you?"
Neutral Click; "Could you speak a bit faster? We do have a city to run!"
Unfriendly Click; "You know, my sheep wasen't always a sheep."
Hostile Click; "I'm about to get very short with you!"
Pissed Click; "Did you just make a SHORT JOKE?!"
Engage; "They did not elect me Minister of Magic because i'm short and cute!"
Half-Way(Transforms her sheep into a water elemental); "Flaffy! Time to drown these fools!
Death; "I died.. for my King.. And nation.."
Kill; "Stormwind will be better off."

Vectoria
Friendly Click; "[Sinister]:Oh, What do we have here?"
Friendly Click 2; "[Pouted]: Don't worry, ..If my hands catch a fire, I'm just pissed."
Neutral Click; "I am done with you, Away before I bring fire!"
Unfriendly Click; "Incompetant worm, Away!"
Hostile Click; "I wouldn't waste the chaos bolt on you!"
Pissed Click; "No, no. Maybe you are worth a few fiery moments of agony!"
Engage; "Oh, ho, ho I'm going to enjoy this!"
Half-Way(Room and Vectoria set alight with green fire); "I am Lady Vectoria Blightwood! The Shadowed flame burns through me and soon -you-!"
Death; "Fools, swines! Do you think me bested?! I-i've died before.. This ..is only momentarily.." Kill: " [Delighted]:  Mmm. -Hurts- doesn't it? "Either my web browser playing a joke, or somethings wrong with the post boxes. Can't seem to get kill underneath death. And it's not letting me bring a gap between madel's and vect so i've put it into two posts @_@ apologies.

This is probably one of the best threads and ideas I have ever seen in my days on forums. *Applauds Anaei*

Elizabeth

''Friendly'' Click; ''Is there somthing you want?''
''Friendly'' Click 2; ''Yes?''
''Neutral'' Click; ''Why are you bothering me, again?''
Hostile Click; ''Your irritating me.''
Pissed Click; ''Go away before I really lose my temper.''

Engage; ''You dont know what your dealing with.''
Half-Way(Begins using her book, empowering her abilities); ''I wont die, I cant die, not yet... I havent acheived my goal...''
Death; ''Tenini, my lover... I will never forget you... We will meet again... In the... Afterlife...''
Killing someone; ''Its your own fault.''

Varanis
Friendly Click;''Welcome to Silvermoon City, what may the Lord Councilor of Justice help you with?''
Friendly Click; ''With the Sunwell restored, so are we, the people of Quel'Thalas have faith.''
Neutral Click; ''Faith, Justice, Retribution, the path of the Righteous flame.''
unfriendly Click;'' You disturb the order which I am in charge of.''
Hostile Click; ''It's just one of those days... One of those days you wish you hadn't met the Flame.''
Pissed Click; ''I think you need to get a healer, because justice is about to be served.''
Engage; ''You challenge not only the Lord Councilor of Justice, but the Righteous Flame! Only ashes will be left of your pathetic excuse of a body.''
Half-way(Casts Divineshield and heals up); ''The Holy Light is my guardian! It'll take more then your worthless stills to best me!''
Death;''You haven't... Seen... The last to me!''
Kill;''Justice have been served, who's next?''

Marrenus

Friendly lines:
- *Mumbles* Three X plus blast wave... Yes? You want something?
- Need a hand?
- Aye?

Not-so-friendly lines:
- Listen, ya keep bothering me, pup, I'm gonna shove yer' head up yer' rear!
- You remind me of an orc who was very annoying... WAS, get it?
- *Sighs before saying in annoyed tone:* Good ol' days...

Bossfight with Marrenus would probably go in a deadmines style cavern, the one with VanCleef, except with a hall and columns instead of ship and water.

Engage
- Who goes there? More test subjects? Excellent!

Melee attacks & AoE bombs without lines.

Ability 1, Rocket Boots (Flies sky high into the air, crashing down at one of the group members. AoE damage & stun, plus some fire damage over time)

- As the Light shining from the skies upon Azeroth shall I decide your fate!

Ability 2, Massive Lightning Generator (Charges up for 2 seconds then sends lightnings in all directions; Hence a hall with COLUMNS)

- If you can't see the light... You will face the LIGHTNING!

50%, Enrage!
- Activate extermination protocol x-1-1-7! (The columns' stone falls off, revealing lightning generators which charge 1 at a time and zap players nearby, damaging & stunning them)

Killing a player
- May your soul know no rest, no peace.
- Light have Mercy...
- I hope your Gods are merciful.

Death
Marrenus falls to his knees, dropping his weapon before saying:

- Towards... The Light... Ngh...

And, when a player "loots" the corpse, the rocket boots activate and take him away (HA!), leaving a key to his personal belongings for the raid to steal. Also anyone near the blast is stunned harmlessly.

Oh and a weapon he dropped, the raid has 100% chance to get it.

Kristeas:
''Friendly'' Click; ''Is there something you need?''
''Friendly'' Click 2; ''How can I be of assistance?''
''Neutral'' Click; ''Bal'a dash''
"Crafting" Click; "Can't you see I'm busy, I'll be with you in a moment."
Hostile Click; ''What do you want?''
"Pissed" Click; *sigh*''What is it this time?''

Normal:
Engage; ''I will now show you the difference in power between a Blood Knight and a mere paladin, between a leader and a mere follower.''
Half-Way(Throws his shield and burries his sword in two different enemies , or one if being solo'd. Then holds a libram in one hand, argent avenger in another and pops avenging wrath, you know, the good stuff for wipes); ''As long as Quel'thalas needs me, I AM ETERNAL!''
Death; ''That.... was not part of my strategy.... It looks like I... broke my promise... I am sorry..Ardan... Ne....''*dies*
Killing someone; ''Leaving your rotting corpse on these lands, pathetic.''
Enrage; (stands in the middle as a sun is drawn on the floor, applying as stacking bleed effect untill everyone is dead) Blood for the Sun indeed.

Heroic:
Engage; "You will not be the first to fight me..... maybe you'll be the first that I will have to fight back against."
Half-Way(Shield and weapon disintegrate, several weapons appear, floating and attacking. Different colored stones and crystals are dropped form the ceiling) "Did you believe I'd limit myself to just one path? Light, Arcane, Necromany, Fel, all just small aspects of the truth."
1/4 HP left (A large, elaborate, blue magic circle appears on the ground, the rocks and crystals start to move and form arcane golems, they start to use the previously floating weapons). "Excellent, finaly a chance to apply my research. This data is valuable, stay with me a little longer."
Death: "Noo... to soon..... this.... can be fixed *cough* I just... need the proper materia......."
Killing someone; "You will make a good specimen for the "Curse" research".

Enrage: "I have enough data, I doubt you can show me anything else of value... but just incase." (the magic circle changes into a red hue, slowly changing the targets bodies into stone.)

Friendly Click: "Well met, Civilian. Wha' can I do ye' fer?"
Friendly Click: "Titans strength, friend."
Neutral Click: "Tha' warrior trainer be over- oh ye' nut lookin' fer directions?"
Hostile Click: "Watch ye'self, me finger might just slip on tha' trigger..."
Pissed Click: "Yer hide will make a nice addition te' me floor!"
Engage: "FER KHAZ MODAAAN!!!"
Half way: "Argh! Stand still so I can shoot ye'!"
Death: "I go now te' tha' Halls o' tha Soulforger.. Te' be reunited with me ancestors once again..."
Kill: "Right between tha' eyes! Hehe ye'll nut be gettin' up again"

Jomir/Nastor/Gannas wrote:
Neutral Click: "Tha' warrior trainer be over- oh ye' nut lookin' fer directions?"

I love you Jomir. So much.

Geldar

Friendly Click; "For the Light and the King!"
Friendly Click 2; "How may I serve?"
Neutral Click; "For the Light and the King!"
Unfriendly Click; "For the Light and the King!"
Hostile Click; "For the Light and the King!"
Pissed Click; "For the Light and the King!"
Engage; "For the Light and the King!"
Half-Way(Calling his retainers); "For the Light and the King!"
Death; "For the Light and the King!"
Kill; "For the Light and the King!"

Nathinios

Friendly Click; What can this old man do for you?
Friendly Click 2; Care for a cigar?
Neutral Click; This takes me back...
Unfriendly Click; Who the hell do you think you are?
Hostile Click; I'm about to whoop your ass with my cane, boy/girl.
Pissed Click; Disrespectful little shit!
Engage; Time to show you how we brought the pain in my day!
Half-Way; *throws away his cane, and draws his sword* Guess I'll have to use steel!
Death; That the best you can do, you pansies? *dies*
Kill; I hope you learned a sun damned lesson!

Krogon

Friendly Click; "Lok'tar friend, you seek council?"
Friendly Click 2; "They Call me the Render..."
Neutral Click; "Hrmmgh, did you want something?"
Unfriendly Click; "you waste time, precious time..."
Hostile Click; "keep it up whelp! and youl see why they call me 'Render'!"
Pissed Click; "Nothing silences the foolish like losing a limb!"
Engage; "so be it! Death will be your only company now!"
Half-Way(Blade roars into flame); "Let me show you -why- we are called the burning Blade!"
Kill; "Feel True honour in defeat!"
Death: "...i die, with honour.."

and because i can...

Seiken

Friendly Click; "Hail friend, what brings you to me?"
Friendly Click 2; "The Alliance above all else"
Neutral Click; "time to march again... for my king..."
Unfriendly Click; "i have no patience for such things..."
Hostile Click; "Be glad you are no troll..."
Pissed Click; "Silver-strand Will cut you in two!"
Engage; "For Stormwind! For Stromgarde! For the Grand Alliance!"
Half-Way(Knock back Shockwave); "The Lion Bow's to no Enemy of the Alliance!"
Kill; "i have no time for remorse, onward now to victory!"
Death: "...may... Troll'kallar... bite into your fl-- flesh..."

Raviran:

Friendly Click; I'm here ta kick some arse an' drink rum, but i'm all out of rum.....
Friendly Click 2; Watch ou' for 'em gnomes....small hands...
Neutral Click; If ya don' have rum, i ain' intrested, savvy?
Unfriendly Click; Ya better leg it or i'll use ya' skull as a sharpener for me swords...
Hostile Click; Ge' lost or you'll fin' ya' balls on ya mouth firs' thin' in tomorrow mornin'...
Pissed Click; *Attempts to swing his sword at him/her*
Engage; I don' wan' ta hurt ya but ya give me no choice....who am i kiddin' brin' it on punk!
Death; *Attempts to take a sip from his hip flask but notices it's empty* Feck....*dies*
Kill; All tha' without a single drop of rum.

Ireth

Friendly Click: "What is it child? There is much to be done."
Friendly Click 2: "Let the Shadow embrace your soul."
Neutral Click: "My agenda is at hand, what is it?"
Unfriendly Click: "I don't have time for small trivial human matters."
Hostile click: "Should you become a nuisance... "
Pissed Click: "But don't think that I need you... "

Engage: "So be it. May chaos consume your soul to an eternity of damnation. Verrine it is time...."
Mid-way[Felsworns appear to aid with an ethereal Metamorphosis figure looming over Ireth]: Only death awaits you all, however do not fear. For it is through that death your souls will become part of my arsenal. A part of me...
Enrage Timer ends: "Time, a humans weakness."
Kills someone: "May your soul be forfeit for something useful for once."
Is killed: "D...Death, you have...Changed. The Nether awaits..."

Snow

Friendly Click: "Names don't matter. What's important is how you live your life."
Friendly Click 2: "Your actions have meaning only if they hold true to your ideals."
Neatrul Click: "Hmph."
Unfriendly Click: "Get away, now."
Hostile Click: "Do one wrong move and you'll see the blunt end of an ogre's mace as you hang at their mound."
Pissed Click: "I will not let you harm what I have left!"
Engage: "No time to lose!"
Mid-way[Resorting to the use of Killing spree]: "Every story must have an ending attached!"
Kills target: "Another pointless loss!"
Dies: "And so my story ends..."

Corney WoW style.

Just adding another;

Minua

Friendly Click; "I am Minua, Daughter of Torgrah, what you want?"
Friendly Click 2; "Yes, they're real."
Neutral Click; "Look, it all makes me move quietly! I have a mate!"
Unfriendly Click; "You try the patience of my wolf." *Idenzel barks.*
Hostile Click; "What's that? You are hungry Idenzel? Oh, how convinient you persist."
Pissed Click; "I can hit a raven a mile away, just a very obvious hint."
Engage; "Come then! Face this daughter of the Horde!
Mid-Fight(Anraca her cat switches with wolf) "Idenzel! Anraca will take over!"
Idenzel's Death; "NO! You filthy whelps! Anraca! End them!"
Anraca's Death; "You were.. my only true friend. It is time to take instant revenge!"
A quarter of health left; "No, please.. Stop this! You do not understand!
Kill; "This is not my will, you drew blades first."
Death; "..Eraggor.. I never.. Got to tell ye'.. about .. my carryin' yer.. p-pup.."

Merandil

Friendly Click; "Hey. Can I help you?"
Friendly Click 2; "Ah, hello there. What's up?"
Neutral Click; "Hey."
Unfriendly Click; "Do you need something?"
Hostile Click; "Sweetheart, you can't afford me."
Pissed Click; "I don't work for free. In fact, I don't do much at all for free."
Engage; "Alright, fine. Have it your way."
Phase 2 starts: "Weapons free." (Calling his squadmates to engage his targets)
Kill; "Target down."
Death; "Oh, fuck.. That.. Gods, medic!"

Anaei/Vezullia/Minua wrote:


Death; "..Eraggor.. I never.. Got to tell ye'.. about .. my carryin' yer.. p-pup.."

Oh god, Poor orc

Current Lini

Friendly Click; "Yes?"
Friendly Click 2; "What bothers you?"
Neutral Click; "You're still here?"
Unfriendly Click; "Even my patience has its limits. Don't push it too far."
Hostile Click; "You know, I could make your brains bleed out from your ears."
Pissed Click; "...But you're not even worth that. A simple mind-wipe would do fine."
Engage; "There's no waking from this nightmare!"
Half-Way; "I grow tired of this! I'll just turn you all against each other."
Death; "No...Not like this!"
Kill; "Your agony sustains me!"

Former Lini

Friendly Click; "How can this servant of Light help you?"
Friendly Click 2; "Is there anything I can do for you?"
Neutral Click; "Hmm?"
Unfriendly Click; "It takes time to know the times when Compassion is needed. This isn't one."
Hostile Click; "What the Light can heal it can also burn."
Pissed Click; "The searing flames of the Light cleanse all evil. Don't get too close."
Engage; "For the Light and The Shining Strand!"
Half-Way; "I will not falter! The Light flows through me!"
Death; "...Why?"
Kill; "May you find peace in the Light"

I mostly got mine from the various NPC that lives in IF, with slight modifications...

Friendly 1: How can this dwarf help you?
Friendly 2: Ye be needin' directions?
Neutral: Aye?
Hostile: Yer startin' tae bother me!
Engage: Fer Khaz'Modan!
Halfway (using Enraged healing-thing and shieldwall): Hah, thought ye got me, didn't ye?!
Kill: Fer tha King! Fer Ironforge!
Death: Tha mountain... is eternal! /cough

((Reminds me of the Ebon Hold thread "If TEH was made into a raid."))

Ima once again do somthing for my good ol' D.D.

D.D

Friendly; 1; ''Oh, hallo.''
Friendly; 2; ''Would you like a hug, fair citizen?''
Neutral; ''Wait what?
Hostile; ''Dont make me hit you over the head with a baby murloc..''
Pissed; ''Go away!''

Engage; ''The Twilight's sent you didnt they?!?''
Half-way; ''For the Gnomish Union!''
Death; ''Not again...''
Kill; ''Im not sorry!''

Friendly 1: Bal'adash, friend.
Friendly 2: How may you help me.
Neutral: Good day, stranger.
Hostile: I have no time for you, savage.
Engage: *sigh* Can we get this over with?
Halfway: Hmm, this is getting tiring.
Kill (above 50% hp): Well, that was an amusing waste time.
Kill (below 50% hp): You put up a challenge. Shame, you could have been useful.
Near Death: Elthranis... I have failed you... (collapses backwards into a portal)
[echoing voice: Her time has not yet come]

Trave/Vargosh/Thandros wrote:((Reminds me of the Ebon Hold thread "If TEH was made into a raid."))

Yes, yes it does.

Rhebeca.
Friendly Click; *Waves* G'day an' all that!
Friendly Click 2; Eya! 'ow yer doin'?
Neutral Click; Huh!?
Unfriendly Click; Geez, Me face.. be up here.
Hostile Click; Sod the freakin' fell off!
Pissed Click; Yer face, My boot!
Engage; Feckin' bloitin'.. Raagh!.. Just feckin' DIE!
Enrage; Go fer the Eyes Whiskey! Go fer the Eyes! *A Giant enraged albino rat enters the scene slaughtering all with unrelenting fury.*
Kill; An' another one bites tha' dust! Boo-yaah!
Death; I-I.. just wanted t-to..

Rhebeca wrote:
Enrage; Go fer the Eyes Whiskey! Go fer the Eyes! *A Giant enraged albino rat enters the scene slaughtering all with unrelenting fury.*

Hmm...That sounds familiar.