Renzah Renzah's Ridiculously Revolutionary Rampaging Repository!

Play this whilst reading!

Spoiler:

Several posters are crudely placed over other people's ones, covering them up. On one is the below drawing.
(Credit for the drawing goes to Wulfgnar!)
...Whilst others are host to the following text...
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Sales! Sales? SALES!

Renzah Renzah's Ridiculously Revolutionary Rampaging Repository!

In full cooperation and guidance under the protection and wise judgement of the Forlorn Cartel

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Err, what?
Renzah is my new Gilnean Salesman character. Upon freedom from Gilneas' restraints, he found his passion for selling and now resides in your local neighbourhood!

What can I buy?
Don't expect Frostmourne. He has got Gadgets, potions and everything out of the ordinary. He is there to provide you with stuff you won't find in your usual store!

I have some GHI items I want sold, can I cut a deal?
Reselling is Renzah's speciality! If you have created an item that doesn't belong on the shelf of your standard store, come and cut a deal with Renzah to have it sold loud and proud on the streets of Stormwind.


/w in game to find out more!

I love it...

Do want.

The music gave it that "CrazySalesmanPerson" feeling.

I love Monkey Island.
Must seek you out.

I be damned, how dare you steal Silent Sun's customers??? This is war! Expect to be brainwashed by our representatives at the next possible occasion.

Will your character also be selling all kinds of broken gimmicks? Like an invisibility potion! Guaranteed to work for 99%.
The 1% that remains visible... ooops.. Better hope that's not something you don't mind sharing with the world.

I'll put it down on the list! I think he has about 5 types of potions atm; from Love Potions (Which increases ones blood flow in a certain area) to Perfect Voice Potions (Guaranteed to give you a lovely singing voice by simply numbing your vocal cords)

Definitely need to include the Gnomishly engineered flowers of amazement delight, ideal to amaze the woman you try to court with only a 10% explosion chance!

*claps* Amazingness!