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Post by Gunnell Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:02 pm

...dat u gais w0rship teh emprah?


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Post by Guest Wed Feb 10, 2010 10:15 pm

The Emperor, through this - His office of Correct Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation - hereby order you to attend one (1) week of therapeutic training/penance for your gross violation of His Most Holy Language.
Please report to Hive Sibellius, Tricorn Palace, room 246 where you are to sit in the RED chair.

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Post by avaiel Wed Feb 10, 2010 11:31 pm

what the....
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Post by Guest Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:15 am

Spehhs mehrens?

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Post by Elízabéth Moren Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:25 am

Spehhs mehrens?

The Emperor, through this - His office of Correct Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation - hereby order you to attend one (1) week of therapeutic training/penance for your gross violation of His Most Holy Language.
Please report to Hive Sibellius, Tricorn Palace, room 246 where you are to sit in the RED chair.

Throne protects.
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Post by Gunnell Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:53 am

Cyaska wrote:Spehhs mehrens?

Todeh tha enameh iz at owur doreh! We no our duteh an we wall duu it! Wet feght fur owur honeh! As Blud Revanz! Ass SPESS MEHRENS! An we feght inteh name o teh EMPRAH!

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Post by Elízabéth Moren Thu Feb 11, 2010 12:57 am

Todeh tha enameh iz at owur doreh! We no our duteh an we wall duu it! Wet feght fur owur honeh! As Blud Revanz! Ass SPESS MEHRENS! An we feght inteh name o teh EMPRAH!

*Burns*
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Post by Geldar Thu Feb 11, 2010 3:40 am

"Alaric almost wished Valinov could still speak, so he could hear Valinov`s taunts. But it didn`t matter. As Alaric had recounted the True Name, Ghargatuloth had rejected his servant. Valinov had devoted his life - more than his life, his soul, his very existance - to Ghargatuloth, and it had been snatched away from him at the very last second. The pain of dying would mean nothing to Valinov, but the agony of failure when he had come so close was a torture of which Ghargatuloth himself would be proud.

Perhaps it would have been fitting to let Valinov carry on despairing. But the Ordo Malleus had already executed Valinov once, and Alaric knew they would expect the job to be finished.

"BY the Authority of the Holy Orders of the Emperor`s Inqusition', said Alaric,'and as brother-captain of the Grey Knights, Chamber Militiant of the Ordeo Malleus, i enact the judgement of Encaladus and place your soul before the Emperor for Judgement.' Alaric bent down and picked Valinov by the scruff of the neck. Valinov stared wildly at him, shivering, vile slime oozing out of his red body.

'But then', said Alaric'you don`t have a soul. So this is the end of everything, Gholic Ren-Sar Valinov. This is the end of ends, this is Obvilion.' Alaric walked slowly away from Ghargatuloth`s dissolved corpse, up to the edge of the Toxic lake Rapax, which shone a multitude of sickly colours in the faint pale moonlight that filtered through the clouds. He knelt down at the lake`s edge and plunged Valinov into the polluted waters. Valinov struggled weakly. Slowly he stopped kicking. Alaric waiting long enough to be sure that Valinov was dead, and then waited some more, alone at the shore of the lake.''

For those who dont have a clue what this was about, i hoped you enjoyed a little part of one of my favourite books, and for those who do have a clue:

Thought of the day: "I long for death, not because i seek peace, but because i seek the war eternal." - Cardinal Armandus Helfire "Reflection`s on the Long Death"

On a funny note here is something every fan of Warhammer 40k will enjoy :
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Post by Halya Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:31 am

So, I ordered 500 tonnes of medical supplies, and, three days later, sure enough, the crates turned up. But, when I cracked one open to have a look, there was a Krieger inside!

Before I could even talk to the Krieger, or he could finish his salute, I opened another crate, and another crate... They all had Kriegers inside! Somehow my shipment of medicines had been replace with Kriegers! What the hell was I supposed to do with 500 Kriegers!?
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Post by Elízabéth Moren Thu Feb 11, 2010 10:48 am

Thanks for the link Geldar!

And Halya, lol Razz
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Post by Guest Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:08 pm

Saali wrote:The Emperor, through this - His office of Correct Grammar, Spelling and Punctuation - hereby order you to attend one (1) week of therapeutic training/penance for your gross violation of His Most Holy Language.
Please report to Hive Sibellius, Tricorn Palace, room 246 where you are to sit in the RED chair.

Spoiler:

Captain Obvious asks:What was the point of this topic anyway? Mocking Warhammer fans overflowing the forum?

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Post by Halya Thu Feb 11, 2010 1:38 pm

No, it was for us Tau Sympathisers to spout our nonsense.

For the greater good!
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Post by Geldar Thu Feb 11, 2010 2:24 pm

Halya wrote:So, I ordered 500 tonnes of medical supplies, and, three days later, sure enough, the crates turned up. But, when I cracked one open to have a look, there was a Krieger inside!

Before I could even talk to the Krieger, or he could finish his salute, I opened another crate, and another crate... They all had Kriegers inside! Somehow my shipment of medicines had been replace with Kriegers! What the hell was I supposed to do with 500 Kriegers!?

Basically the Krieg troops are the best trained Guardsmen in the Universe, clearly by ordering supplies you received something better. They survived a nuclear wipe out without supplies meaning that whatever you have planned to start with having 500 tons of medical supplies is not needed, now you have a regiment of Deathkorps which dont need supplies to survive. -nod-

Thought of the day: A single guardsman with a lasgun is worth his weight in gold.

On a fun note again, enjoy this larger comic strip as i did! : https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img713/2207/greatuncleanonehellyeahwjbcj.jpg

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For the greater good!
*BLAM* Heresy. -walks off followed by his Grey Knights retinue-
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Post by Dharum Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:11 pm

The Caremarines bring some of their tender touch to this thread and the approval of the Emperor ... of Love
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Post by Geldar Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:13 pm

Dharum wrote:The Caremarines bring some of their tender touch to this thread and the approval of the Emperor ... of Love

ANGRY MARINES BRING SOME OF THEIR ANGER IN THE NAME OF THE EMPEROR! ALWAYS ANGRY! ALL THE TIME!
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Post by avaiel Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:39 pm

Death to the Emperor!
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Post by Elízabéth Moren Thu Feb 11, 2010 9:41 pm

Death to the Emperor!

*Purges*
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Post by Dharum Fri Feb 12, 2010 3:28 pm

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Post by Geldar Fri Feb 12, 2010 5:15 pm

Dharum wrote:s0 i lik herd...(Warhammer spam/discussion) - Now with Codex: Grey Knight updates! AngryMarines

ALREADY POSTED EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET
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Post by Dharum Fri Feb 12, 2010 6:42 pm

Geldar wrote:

ALREADY POSTED EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Posted by a heretic!
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Post by Geldar Sat Feb 13, 2010 1:56 am

Dharum wrote:
Geldar wrote:

ALREADY POSTED EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEET

Posted by a heretic!

I represent the Ordo Malleus and the Chamber Militant, the Grey Knights. You infact are the heretic, pink dressed marine man. SLAENESH FOLLOWER! -ignites his nemesis halbert-
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Post by Ataris Sat Feb 13, 2010 2:08 am

There's too little Eldar and Chaos in this thread.

Pick it up!
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Post by Geldar Sat Feb 13, 2010 9:40 am

Ataris wrote:There's too little Eldar and Chaos in this thread.

Pick it up!

Moment good sir.

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img98/5391/712pxangrymarinewithfla.jpg

Does this qualify?
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Post by (Goggy) - Exilius Sat Feb 13, 2010 10:51 am

Geldar wrote:
Ataris wrote:There's too little Eldar and Chaos in this thread.

Pick it up!

Moment good sir.

https://2img.net/r/ihimizer/img98/5391/712pxangrymarinewithfla.jpg

Does this qualify?


Hah xD, But that guy is next up in the line to convert to chaos after having done such a deed. :3
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Post by Guest Sat Feb 13, 2010 11:33 am

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