The vent thread

[Meralynn / Ashla]

Deep inside the mountain, at the end of windling stairs and corridors and at the light of flickering torches on the walls was a door. That did not surprise me, most corridors end by a door. In fact corridors are meant to end by doors, that is the entire purpose of corridors, except for those tricky corridors who just lead to other corridors who, in their turn, sooner or later end by a door. So no, the door did not surprise me. The crowd outside did. They stood there, silent, waiting in a line. Red faces and clenched jaws, tightened fists. The air was thick of their nastral breath and the corridor echoed of their muttered words, the sound not unlike a swarm of bees. From time to time someone stepped out from the door and let someone else in. As they came out they always looked reliefed, happier and more relaxed as they ran their fingers over their hair, adjusted their shirts or brushed the dust off their collars.

When it was finally my turn and I walked through the door I gasped. The last thing I had expected was another door, but there it was. At the end of a short corridor was a thick metal door. I opened it and what I saw inside can hardly be described fairly, though I shall mkae a try. It was a rather big room and all the walls as well as the floor and the ceiling was matressed, except for a big square at the farmost wall. That area was covered in stone and underneath was a ditch full of crushed glass and porcelain. Happier than I had been for years I grabbed an expensive-looking vase from one of the shelfs and threw it at the stone square, screaming at the top of my lungs.

FUUUUUCK YOU, SOCIAL SERVICE!! I NEED FOOD TO SURVIVE, YOU BLOODY IDIOTS!
GAAAHHHHHH!!!! GO DIE!!!!


Welcome to the anger room. This is were you vent out your frustration. Feel free to decorate the room as you wish, personally I like throwing things and screaming.

[Garmegin]

CHAOS FUCK DAMN THIS BULLCRAP I CAN'T EVEN READ A BLOODY BOOK WITHOUT MY CONCENTRATION IMMEDIATELY GOING TO FUCKHELL FROM NONSENSE INNER TURMOIL THE BLOODY COMPUTER IS ON AND I GET REMINDED ABOUT SHIT DAMN BUTTFLOSS AND I WANT TO HEADWALLHEADWALLHEADWALLHEADWALLHEADWALLHEADWALL FUCK YOU EMOTIONS ILL KILL ILL FUCKIN CUT YOU UP EMOTIONS ILL WRESTLE A MOTHERFUCKING BEAR AND USE IT AS A MISSILE TO DESTROY EVERYTHING IN MY SIGHT ILL MAKE THE STREETS RUN RED WITH BLOOD ILL DEVOUR SOULS DAMN IT ALL TO HELL


Am I doing it right?

[Geldar]

So, a few months ago the goverment here introduced new license plates which were to be mandatory for all cars, unless you wish to pay a fine from one thousand to two thousand euros. Naturally me not wanting to pay that kind of money drove to the MVR (Headquarters for this kind of stuff) to get my license plates, not in typical eastern europe fashion there were two license plate changing lanes working in the MVR out of eight.

Typically there were three people working and twenty watching and doing nothing, and typically that meant that I had to wait for nearly seven hours in my car before my turn came up. And when it came up, I had to sign through nearly ten pages of paperwork to get my fucking license plates changed. Just because this whole process is fucking Rocket Surgery and it needs more paperwork than you would need to rent a tank.

So fuck these slacking retards, fuck this beurocratic bullshit and fuck those twenty people who made the line of cars waiting two kilometres long.

Spoiler:

And as my turn came to enter the anger room, I noticed three figures tied up in the far end. A furfag, a anime fan and a twilight fan. As I glanced across my eyes fell upon the most beautiful thing ever, a flamethrower. After thirty minutes of slowly roasting the screaming fuckers, I felt relief as a great weight was lifted from my chest. Muttering the words: "Fire is the only solution to man`s problems." I walked out and let the next in line in, but as I turned my head I quickly noticed how the room has re-arranged to fit the needs of the one that was going inside. Shrugging briefly I walked out, not paying attention anymore to the angry faces across the corridor.

Doing it right, ye????

[Mandui]

I hate this country.

The end.

[Raelan]

5 HOURS AND 10 BGS LATER I STILL HAVEN'T WON A SINGLE ONE
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Thank you.

[Gogol]

He says everything I want to, but cant.

[Zhakiri]

So I was walking home from the opticians...I'm just wearing a short sleeved t-shirt...The heavens above open, and starts chucking rain on me.

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Thank you.

[Shaelyssa]

I was on my evening run yesterday, loving the breeze in my hair and just drinking the lovely golden rays of the sun.

And then I slipped in dog poop and twisted my ankle.

@"$@?%@%^!$@)UCXJODML<SFEWKQM)TY*OIXHF?t$"@^|"@T|TD:<SOFJEM@PC*LCY(IOR_{(@#Y%*(Y@#*!MO(S<<@R@#PORJ@P$%#J$PI#@J$@P$M@P$Y@$Y@D$M@P<(D@U$<@(

[Feydor]

i was masturbating and my cock flopped inside my body like a sock FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFU

[Ehrfürchtige Bennedict]

I was practicing football last night and I played as a Goalie. A curling perfect ball came towards the upper farther corner, I threw myself at it and managed to save it but fell down on my right knee afterwards where I have 11stitches only to notice that two had ruptured...


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Oh wait... I wasn't angry at all

[Raviran / Reynar]

This guy says it....

[Gesh]

I fucking hate people who cannot accept, People like stuff. They don't, and therefore feel the need to flame and burn it. FUCKERS FUCK FUCK FANNY!

[Lavian]

My vent goes to Justin Bieber and Katie Price for being celebrity cancers.

I'll post something more serious later or something.

[Etular]

I would rant here, but I would probably get "Banned for being a prick" stamped all over my account, or worse...

[Rentarn]

So where is the vent login info?

[Raviran / Reynar]

My vent goes to Justin Bieber and Katie Price for being celebrity cancers.

I'll post something more serious later or something.

I got vid for that too

[Jakins]

I can vent on something small.

It's bloody annoying when people fling crap because something gets declined. On Deviantart, I'm a mod for several groups and some moron decides to throw caps because their deviation was declined. The reason? It didn't even relate to the group. They threw a fit and flung all sorts of crap and even began to insult the art talent of some of the younger members because they thought their art was super-duper.

Maybe if they got their head out of their own ASS, they'd realise how stupid they were for flinging a fit about it.

[Sanara]

Went to the dentist today. Was good. Except for the anaesthetics for a six-minute drill job sitting in for 5 hours before I could have water in my mouth again without it dribbling out the side.

Talk about slack-jawed, BADUM TISH.

Seriously localized anaesthetic is a blessing, but its still injecting poison into your mouth. Goddamn its fucking annoying.

And while I'm on the subject of annoying, I should perhaps add

IN

UTTER

DARKNESS

FFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU

[Lavian]

I completed in Utter Darkness on Brutal by walling up the bridges with dark templers in hold position to block zerg entry as they got cut down by an invisible wall and having pheonixes made to snipe detectors before they came near the Dark templers. Then spam made void rays.

MY RANT.

My rant however is

FUCK YOU SUPERNOVA BRUTAL.

[Nathiniós]

Fuck everything, seriously.

[Ixirar]

So where is the vent login info?

[Sanara]

Fuck everything, seriously.

Especially M. Night Shyamallama whatever the hell his name is!

[Garmegin]

No post here, no, sir.

[Nayan]

As a response to the above, here's something to think about: "Walking forward is simply allowing yourself to fall and then putting your foot forward to block that fall, only to repeat it with the other one". If you think about it in various layers, it might give birth to some new perception angles.

As for venting...

I hate this country.

The end.

^ that. (she knows we share that, anyway >.>)

And well... I hate retards. Not the clinically diagnosed kind. The other kind, the ones that have no excuse.

And I don't know if I want to call "my kind" an amount of people that persist in punishing tax evasion and never even remotely penalised malice and hurtful intentions towards fellow man. And no, "murder" etc is not the only way to read "malice and hurtful intentions". Being a dick, also belongs there.

I also hate liars. And lies. And pretending. And backstabbing. And hypocrites.

And I hate people who just can't be simply -benevolent-, but have to create a shitload of shitmess, creating more problems than they solve, to "make a better tomorrow". You're not making it better, you're fucking it inside out, like a 5 yearold kid pouring alcohol in a lit stove "to clean it up". The road to hell is paved with good intentions.

Also, does that venting include good things? HAVE A CHERRY PIE! *bouncebounce*

[Garmegin]

As a response to the above, here's something to think about: "Walking forward is simply allowing yourself to fall and then putting your foot forward to block that fall, only to repeat it with the other one". If you think about it in various layers, it might give birth to some new perception angles.

At first I thought that is something I already understand but when I really think about it I really thought that since I've already went through shit it should stop affecting me. When in fact it just keeps on affecting you as always but you become better at handling it. The better at handling it part was unfortunately not true in my case due to my wrong logic about this. Instead I ended up going completely insane for a whole month.

But I guess that be enough srs bsnes talk. I don't really know what simple trivial things to vent about as I never get pissed off for such but I guess all this heat making me sweat like a pig is pretty annoying. Yeah. FUCK THE HEAT!

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